Conversations about Famous People: Random

Monday, February 20

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Natalie Portman, she is too pretty. But did she have a little help at one point?

Jessica Simpson totes her hairdresser Ken Paves around like he is a portable Malibu Ken doll while she's sporting the synthetic Barbie doll hair. I can't wait to see Jessica in her new movie roll where she plays a Wal* Mart cashier. I hope she wears a shapeless blue smock.

See what happens when you leave your pregnant girlfriend for a younger woman? Billy Crudup was actually rather hot before he got involved with Claire Danes. She hits him with the ugly stick every night before they go to bed. He's got crazy eyes!

Nicole Kidman better stop with the hair dye and diet pills because she's losing her pretty tresses. She's going bald! This is very severe. Maybe its a side effect from having the chip removed from her brain after the spaceship took her up to the intergalactic hideout of Ron Hubbard during her marriage to Tom. Could be.

MK Olsen had Bob Saget hot glue Mariah Carey's Lady Godiva extensions onto her head. Here's a tip: fake, long, pretend hair isn't pretty. Do you really want to look like a cartoon of a mermaid? How about a Kinkajou monkey wearing a Star Jones Wig?

This bitch never smiles! I would have a grin on my face all day and night if I had ridiculous amounts of cash like the Olsen twins, yet her mug is always in a scowl or pucker. Lighten up and count your jillions!

I try not to post porn so excuse this photo. Tom is whiter than Ryan Seacrest's bleached teeth after a Zoom session. Like Katie really sleeps with that apparition? Please. Disgusting! I bet he smells like novacaine and ammonia.

And Katie, Burberry plaid is so yesterday! Clearly you are too busy with your robotic instruction to keep up with fashion. Let the Scientology handlers know that you can shop on your own, okay?

Belly Watch: medium to large, mid-range.

38 Comments:

Anonymous said...: It's not as if Claire Danes hasn't taken a few whacks from the ugly stick herself.

Better to be bald (Nicole Kidman) than spend time with Tommy C. I'd shave my hair to get away from that dude. And I love long hair.

REAL long hair!!! Mary-Kate, Jessica with proper care and diet you too can have real hair. Your own real hair. That comes right out of your follicles. Amazing, I know. @ 8:12 AM GMT
ffleur said...: Tom throws up his arms and says quietly to himself "yes! I still got it. The masses are fooled, Katie thinks I'm great and it only cost $5 million, Ron is God and all is right with the world" (then he pops another Scieno vitamin and feels his mind float gently on the ether) @ 10:06 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Looks like Mary Kate has been eating! GOOD GIRL! @ 11:16 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Okay. 1. If Chestica's hairdresser is always with her, why can't he touch up those roots? 2. Claire Danes is neurotic like those trembly old poodles that snap at children. But I still kinda like her. 3. DJ is almost right - Tom C. smells like novocaine and plastic wrap. @ 4:05 PM GMT
Secretary said...: Raise your hand if you have noticed that Nicole Kidman hasn't been photogrpahed with her kids in a long, long, long time, while Cruise has been to soccer games galore, etc. I guess this supports that nanny's claim that she never saw Kidman with the kids. I wish Nicole would put some more weight back on her frame. Her face is puffy, which is a telltale sign of bulimia (swelling to go along with the vomiting). @ 5:39 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Nice fake tan smears under Ashley Olsen's arm. Ew. @ 6:48 PM GMT
design officer said...: i think i found someone with even less skin pigment than i have. thanks for making me feel better tommy.

i've always had a secret crush on claire danes, ever since my so called life. i might secretly love her if given the opportunity. but i don't know what happened to billy crud-up. meth maybe? age is not his friend. @ 11:55 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: the outright hypocrisy on this board is appalling. angelina jolie and brad pitt have a relationship that no one knows the real details of (for all we know jen and brad were over before jolie and pitt ever set eyes on each other, he may have relentlessly pursued her, jen refused to stop dieting and smoking and working to get pregnant even though she maintained she wanted kids, etc.) and nasty ugly people call jolie a whore and a homewrecker and express outright hatered towards her in spite of her humanitarian efforts and large donations. claire danes "steals" a man from his woman who is SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT, doesn't do half of what jolie does for others, and not one oz of hate is expressed towards her. only thing i can think of is that woman are more jealous of jolie because of her beauty, ouvert sexuality, and good works. @ 1:29 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: anon 1:29 What the hell are you babbling about? @ 3:15 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: 3:15am. It's called reading comprehension, you moron. Why is Angelina derided as a whore/homewrecker and Claire Danes (who was fine with a man leaving his pregnant partner) rarely is? Is language hard for you? @ 3:23 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Is it just me, or does Katie Holmes always look a little possessed? Her eyes have dark circles around them, and then when she smiles her whole face squishes up and she looks like the devil. Scary! @ 3:43 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: anon 3:23
Oh My ! Honey you need to take valium or three. Tsk Tsk such hostility. The lady (and I use the term loosely) doth protest too much and with too much vehemeace. Clair just is not as much fun to deride as Angie! Sit back, relax and eat a cracker. @ 4:46 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Yeah, Angelina does lots of cool shit for the planet, but she put herself out there for public ridicule a long time ago with her famously "wild" and IMO, contrived antics. Claire Danes, meanwhile, was attending Harvard and starring in small, well selected roles. And I think there has been quite a bit of negative press concerning Danes doing her thing, but the big difference is, IS THAT NOBODY CARES. @ 5:07 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Wow. I didn't really believe that was Crudup at first. That is scary.

Yeah, Nicole does have the Zellwegger bulimia cheeks. So darn sad. She used to be so pretty. Now she's a wax doll. @ 5:42 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Ugh! My pet peeve! Natalie Portman has just aged, that pic is obviously of her younger. People's faces change as they age! She looks the same. That being said, I think she is pretty, but in a very plain, girl next door way. She is by no means movie star beautiful, imo. @ 6:31 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: I know she's on a boat and all, but what the hell is up with Katie's hair? Is she not allowed to wash and/or dry? @ 6:33 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: True. Attending Harvard and starring in small, well selected roles does give you liscense to steal men away from pregnant women without fear of criticism.
Wait. @ 7:52 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Okay why don't Claire/Billy get as much criticism as Angelina/Brad? Do you REALLY not know the answer to this?

THEY AREN'T AS FAMOUS. Duh, dipshit.

It's not about fair and the world isn't fair. And we've all read your constant babbling about this for over a year now. It might be time to move on. And it might be time for you to take Jolie off the podium you've put her on. And yes, Claire and Billy are clearly in the wrong here. And if you think Brad/Ang waited until his marriage was over well then that is just so cute and naive and would you like to buy a bridge? @ 8:03 AM GMT
RedPeggy said...: lol!^ Actually I'd quite like a bridge!
Oh wait. @ 10:41 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Anon 6:31, I have to disagree. Peoples noses don't shrink as they get older and if you look at it you can see that the space between her lip and nose is bigger in the second picture. @ 12:26 PM GMT
RedPeggy said...: Also, not only are Danes and Crudup (is that his name? See, even I don't really know who he is) less famous than Brad and Ange, but I think what made people so angry was the lying from B and A. There were several statements from both calling the rumours false and untrue, and Ange even said she 'had enough lovers already and didn't need 'Brad' (as someone rightly pointed out, a red flag to as bull). That's what I think anyway. But you're right, it does seem unfair. Oh wait also you're wrong, because you called the haters ugly ho's. I, for one, am neither a streetwalker or a eye hurter so perhaps you could try using a bit more respect in your next post. And also...sorry to everyone else here for being so fucking boring going on about this tired subject AGAIN. I shall withdraw. @ 12:50 PM GMT
RedPeggy said...: Also sorry for typos...am tired and thirsty and I want to go home. @ 12:52 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE PUPPIES!!!!! THE PUPPIES THAT ARE USED AND TORMENTED SO HOLLYWHORES CAN HAVE THEIR LARGE PLASTIC BREASTS WITH WHICH TO WIN COVETED MOVIE ROLES AND ATTRACT THE ATTENTION OF CASTING COUCH MOGULS!!!!! WE CAN NOT FORGET THE DOGS!!!!! HOW CAN ANY OF YOU LOOK AWAY AND PRETEND IT DOESN'T HAPPEN? THEN THEY BECOME ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS!!!!! THE SHEER HIPOCRACY OF IT ALL!!!! GO AHEAD TURN YOUR HEAD AND SAY THE CAPS PUT YOU OFF, HOW CONVENIENT FOR YOU ALL!!!!! DON'T LISTEN TO THE MESSAGAE BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.. BUT JUST THINK HOW THE DOGS FEEL!! @ 2:58 PM GMT
swirlogirl said...: hahah you crack me up Dog Warrior! @ 4:23 PM GMT
using one of my brain cells said...: Did you know it is the year of the dog?

I think it fitting the dog warrior has arrived in some way. What this person is saying has more than a grain of truth to it.
I think it is pretty funny that Peta Pamela Anderson Porno Baywatch Lee is an "animal activist." Also amusing that Angelina blood around the neck cutting, other womens husband loving Jolie is a "humanitarian"
while she flies around causing pollution with her planes!

Their children should have a wonderful value system!

It is not surprising that a baywatch bimbo would be so stupid as to not realize her fake tits caused innocent suffering in animals, yet howl and bark at other celebs for attending a Kentucky derby.
Can someone fill her in? Peta? KFC?
Bueller? @ 11:26 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Here we go again with the damn annoying PETA dog rants.
RedPeggy - care to defend again since you think it's so great that they express their opinions over and over and over... @ 4:56 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Call me crazy, but I think "Kate" actually looks normal and cute for once!
Tom, on the other hand, could certainly use a Mystic tan spray or two... @ 5:08 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Wow - MK look frighteningly like Fiona Apple @ 5:09 AM GMT
Jgracefully said...: DJ, girl...you are a f*cking clown! *smile*

Why did you call that chick a "kinkajou monkey" and say Tom's manilla-colored ass smells like ammonia??! I am sooooooo through w/you! @ 5:32 AM GMT
RedPeggy said...: If you can be bothered enough to read my name anon, I think you should be bothered enough to read what I say. I told people to scroll over dog defender. Okay? And I shall say it again. Scroll on people, scroll on.

But I agree with 'Using On of my BrainCells'...there is a point in that rant. And a good one about Ange and her private jets too. @ 4:20 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Blah blah blah
hypocrite... @ 6:11 AM GMT
Bruise said...: ^What? 'Blah blah..' what? Why don't you explain yourself dickhead? Fucking hate comments like that. Who is the hypocrite, Angelina or Pamela??
Time waster - don't give a fuck what you think anyway. @ 10:30 AM GMT
RedPeggy said...: Wow, lol, someone angrier than I am! Love the fiestiness Bruise. I think (if its the same anon from earlier) he's calling me a hypocrite. Wish he'd embellish to give me a chance to defend myself - but that wouldn't do, would it?

If it's regarding the dog botherer, okay - fair enough. By saying 'scroll on' I am implying that we are all allowed free speech but him . Not fair, granted. What I just meant was the point never changes (albeit a good one) but we have already heard it - it never adapts to take in what others say and the fact that its in caps each time is a bit much. But fair point.
But if it's for going on about fur - I don't agree with fur wearing, and I am a very passionate person, I will never let that die but I hope I don't go on about it unless it is being discussed, or is relevant. I haven't actually talked about it in this comments section though...

And as for blah blah - you attack me, you better expect some 'blah blah' back bitch.

And finally if this is some other anon who wasn't actually refering to me at all....then I apologise profusely! And you can scrap all that.
Cuppa tea? @ 10:53 AM GMT
Lenny said...: I'd love one Pegs!! @ 11:12 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Lol!Yeah, put the kettle on Red, you cheeky little firecracker!I'll have one too! Love the rant.
Going back to an old comment, someone said Nicole Kidman is never seen with her kids, proving that the nannys claims were right andshe is a bad mother. But what it makes me think is that there is truth in celebs staging photo ops, even inviting pararazzi along, or at least tipping them off. I heard Angelina does it, and I would bet a whole lotta money that Tom Cruise does. Theres enough very famous celebs out there who manage to keep their kids out of the limelight. Its all about PR people! @ 11:29 AM GMT
using one of my brain cells said...: Bruise is one eloquent person! We can all learn from this " blah blah blah, dickhead, timewaster".

Can we quote you on that? @ 1:35 AM GMT
Deshona said...: Olson Bitch...Do you blame her? I feel for the girls never having a normal life. Never having a true normal child hood having to live a life in the spot life. Money can't buy you happiness and fame has killed there spirit..who knows how those twins would of turned out if it was not for fame...They be normal and look normal and happy. Give the girls credit they have NEVER lived a normal life. money is not every thing cant make you happy. @ 9:35 PM BST
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