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Monday, February 20

Paris turns 25!

Paris Hilton turned 25 on February 17th which means she and I both fall under the astrological sign of Aquarius. Many Aquarians have mental problems, it's a proven fact and a reason why I'm so fond of my "happy pills" which Tom Cruise is trying to wean me off of. Paris is also known to have a delicate emotional constitution. Who would have thought we were alike in any way? Aside from that, the things Paris and I have in common ends abruptly.

In the above photos, either Paris is bloated or has a belly full of semen from a fellow party-goer, perhaps many deposits were made in the bank of Hilton that evening. We will never know because Paris doesn't kiss and tell. She does however, take copious notes and lock her journals in storage facilities. She also is open to video taping her exploits so stay tuned for a video surfacing on the internet.

In other P. Hilton news, she cites drugged out rocker Pete Doherty as a musical influence. Yes, you read that correctly. Click here for the full story. She wants to jump his fragile and coke- filled bones. Why? Because Kate Moss did and she's hot!


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Shiny skin-tight pink is not a good choice for a bloated day.

And damn that is an ugly picture of Paris on the link...No, I am not one of those crazies who thinks she is good looking (the tiny eyes, the beaky nose, the left eye being half the size of the right one--well none of that adds up to attractive) but she looks extra horrid in that pic. @ 8:17 AM GMT  
Anonymous ffleur said...
Paris, you remembered not to wear panties to avoid the dreaded "pantie line" but you forgot the colonic to get rid of that belly bulge. What is that you say Paris... you don't own panties?... Of course you don't dear, what was I thinking? @ 10:15 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"belly full of semen": You are so damn funny DJ, I laughed so hard I woke the baby! Funny and totally quotable. @ 3:56 PM GMT  
Anonymous Sage said...
It's not so much she's "bloated"... I mean... unless she's starved herself so much she's started to get that "African child" belly.

It's that her wardrobe, once again, is simply, truly, amazingly HORRID. Look at that dress! You could be LiLo thin with that dress and still look bloated... @ 5:38 PM GMT  
Anonymous Asta said...
That is a truly hideous dress. I am especially disturbed by the floral detail that frames and enhances the belly. Don't get me wrong, I am all for womanly curves and do not think that Paris is fat, in fact I think she is too slim. But that dress, dammn! @ 6:44 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Who's the drunk bastard in the 2nd pic? @ 8:51 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
that's her dad @ 1:03 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
You know, most of the people here laughing at her "bloated stomach" will never be as wealthy, thin, or pampered. Or adored. We may hate her here, but when she goes out, all it is thousands of girls going up to her telling her how they want to be like her and thousands of guys going up to her and telling her how hot she is. We sit here reading about her while she jet sets and does pretty much what she wants, being fawned over all the while. Pretty sure that she has the last laugh. @ 1:34 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anon 1:34, to be completely honest with you, I have no envy for her life. While yes, it would be nice to have seemingly limitless amounts of cash, I really wouldn't trade places with her. You have to WANT the people fawning all over you and the constant attention. I am totally content to sit in my lovely house, in my lovely neighborhood, with my husband and 2 kids, and just be me. I would HATE being in the spotlight all of the time, despite being a very outgoing person. There are many very wealthy people who do not court attention the way she does (and dress waaaaay better). Whether she feels that she's getting the "last laugh" is irrelevant to me, as I feel like my life is much more fulfilled (and much better suited to me) than hers.

And the dress is just awful. It looks like a maternity dress, designed to draw attention to her stomach. Maybe the attention she's been getting lately has been lagging so she needs to start pregnancy rumors. @ 3:53 AM GMT  
Anonymous nv said...
Am I the only one who thinks she looks good here? I'm a Paris-loather, but . . .

Her mom looks like a wax whore dummy. Now I see where Paris is headed. @ 4:11 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
is that 25 in dog years??

arf! @ 5:45 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I want to be just like Paris! Genital Herpes are HOT... @ 11:32 PM GMT  
Anonymous tempae said...
nv ... If your saying that its nice that shes wearing clothes for a change, Im with you there... otherwise, shes def. wearing a maternity dress. @ 4:45 PM GMT  
Blogger Cate said...
My ex-husband is an Aquarius, too. He is a vain, superficial, oversexed, bipolar nutcase who would have sex with anything. Sound familiar? @ 4:56 AM GMT  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
This is the life into which you've been placed. This is the life on which you will be judged.

Females are better people than males
Historically the role of females was as enforcers of decency. Men have god's disfavor and enagage in behavior damaging to themselves and their families. Women who adhered to this crucial role helped the men understand and avoid inappropriate behavior while enhancing decency in their domestic environment. These women sacrifice to help the disfavored:::They are like Jews, scattered throughout Europe to help the misled Christians.
Many disfavored groups embrace "paternalistic superiority" and believe the men are "entitled"::::;If Italian women tried to enforce decency the men beat and raped them.
The gods subsequently used this Italian charecterisitic to corrupt other morbidly disfavored groups, legitimizing this and other associated behavior.

The utilize the New Roman Empire/corporate scapegoatting tactic for the same reason they blame me for Atlanta, Enterprise, hurricanes:::So the disfavored don't benefit from being victims of the god's wrath.
"Go play poker for a living and he will have to get you in!!"


Children go to "heaven". They must behave apprioriately, think correctly and be genuinely god-fearing. Their innocence is their superiority, reflected in the favor in which the gods hold them.
Religions teach that old people to go to heaven when they die. They don't. Old people are reincarnated. It's children who go to heaven.
If you are not willing to read this and learn from it than it doesn't matter if you get it or not. Expect pineing for attention to be considered insulting.

Children are discounted by adults in society. This is nothing new, for adults have always minimized the wisdom of children.
The gods corrupt people as they age, use trust-building tactics and soon these adults view the children as ignorant, yet to understand the god's system. Ironically, quite the opposite it true:::
The wisdom the gods impart to children, either through their innocence/purity or (religious-based) educational pursuits, are the gods sharing the truth with their most favored people. They teach children to have faith. Understanding the god's geographical clues hurts people because they illustrate negative things.
It's the children whom the gods teach the right way for it is the children who still have a chance.

Search "finalprophet" and the Man in the Moon paragraph to find my sound file web site.

There is one geographic clue I have not addressed in years:::Uranus, a planet tilted 90 degrees on its axis. I have stated in years past that I think this is yet another geographic clue offered by the gods, this one suggesting the fate of planet Earth, that tectonic plate subduction would be the method of disposal:::Earth’s axis will shift breaking continental plates free and initiating mass subduction.
Undesirables will either perish in the government marijuana erradication program "gone awry" or be the recipients of reparations granted by the US government because of it.
Or both.
I believe the New Testiment battle of the Anti-Christ and the Second Coming of Christ will ocurr in subsequent years SPECIFICALLY because these people will be distracted with the money during the event.
When the Earth's axis shifts people will be cast into outer space with gold cards in hand.
I think this was foreshadowed on an episode of the Simpsons where Homer and Bart are on the disfavored ship and eject, only to experience a sense of euphoria, expand then explode in the vacuum of space.

Recall I recently brought up the possible Manifest Destiny-positioned Chinese invasion of the United States (west coast) upon economic abandonment by their clone host tools (economic destruction and deterioration.mp3). They have mentioned this in years past.
Newspaper just made a curious change where they combined the sports and business sections, and to properly read the business section you need to read "backward". Like Asian languages.
Tariffs. The gods are instruct their tools to defend open free trade, as they will to the bitter end. The gods have a script and they need economic (d)evolution sufficient to justify what they have scripted for our future, so they use their tools to adamantly defend this concept of fair trade::::The time for tariffs has long since past.
Recently they have stated that the Chinese are holding US paper. Some patriot W is, selling US debt to communists. Perhaps the invasion will be a way to "redeem" these bonds after they've fallen into default.
Incidentally, the Chinese recalls (lead-based paint on toys, toothpaste, etc) may be in preparation for this invasion, a tactic esuring a percentage of disfavored affected will fight to the bitter end.
I've recently stated how the gods will use the Japanese as role models to the Chinese as China becomes increasingly Westernized. Expect a cultural movement celebrating Japanese culture in decades prior, much as we witnessed in the west in the past.
If we do witness a Chinese invasion on American soil don't be surprised if the very same tactics the Japanese employed on the Chinese will be used on us. Lack of empathy is a dynamic the gods will find important in the context of justification, niggers:::
I've recently stated how the gods will use the Japanese as role models to the Chinese as China becomes increasingly Westernized.
Feedback II.wav
Recall how Americans so frequently laughed at the French for their lack of military response when confronted by the Nazi army. To resist would have been suicide. Their reaction was appropriate. The opposite would be one as we witnessed in Vietnam. These are morbidly disfavored Asians and take great pride in their resistance. The gods DO use their pride in resistance by positioning in appropriate temptation, ensuring minimal sucess.
If events transpire I recommend you respond like the French and not like the Vietnamese. If this is a west coast event it may not have serious effect but if it is nationwide the United States will lose over a hundred million in the South and midwest. @ 2:59 AM GMT  
Anonymous Pregnancy said...
she change her boyfriend so often like changing cloths... @ 8:18 AM GMT+1  
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