18 Comments:

 Anonymous said...

Wow so how much is Britney looking like here Mom these days?! Yikes. I hope child services takes that baby away, she shouldn't be raising him.

I miss the old Britney. The hot sixpacked britney with the hot costumes and great dancing. I'll never see her again. I hate that Federline. Wait, I hate that brain; or lackthereof, of Britneys. @ 4:31 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

Nothing's going to happen to her, unfortunately. Don't you just love her bullshit story that the "Pavorattis" (sp?) were after her. She sure looks SO upset in that photo, doesn't she? @ 5:00 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

I have got to quit saying, 'Britney has done the stupidest thing she possibly could!'

What a moronic, boneheaded, idiotic, feeble nicompoop!!! There is no justice in the world when brain-dead, air-wasting mounds of flesh like BS have everything their little hearts desire.

It's one thing if she chooses wallow in slime & sewage but quite another to risk an innocent life like that! @ 5:08 AM GMT  

 Lena said...

"shows where babies come from" LOL! You are hilarious! Wouldn't you think K-Fed would have at least used Visine before his public appearance? I guess that's not how he rolls...after he, uh, rolls.

I am so adding you to my links. @ 5:15 AM GMT  

 design officer said...

"Its weird how this photo reminds me that I need a bikini wax!"

that is incredible. if i ever questioned why dj is the best blogger ever, let this serve as the perfect example of why i'll keep coming back for more ma'am. @ 5:51 AM GMT  

 design officer said...

dj, i don't think i understood britney's press release. could you translate it into britney for us? @ 6:50 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

This piece of trailer park trash has enough money to pay a driver/body guard to go to a coffee shop and puchase her daily latte for her. Why does she go herself? Why was the bodyguard strapped in and not mama and baby? Is she addicted to the paparazzi following her around? Did she think she looked cute driving with her baby in her lap? It amazes me she uses the "paparazzi harassment" as a crutch for her neglectful actions. @ 1:16 PM GMT  

 skyla said...

Wow her figure looks great though! It seems she's getting back in shape. Nice to see a curvy toned woman rather than these anorexic freaks.
Anyway driving with a baby on your lap is stupid and Kfed is looking more like a white Snoop Dogg everyday. @ 2:08 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

I read that her excuse for having the baby on her lap is she was terrified because paparazzi were following her. She doesn't look terrified in that pic. I hope the law comes down on her like a ton of bricks. If it were you or me we'd be thrown in the slammer and the baby would be with Social Services.

She looks pathetic in that excuse for a dress, with that vapid smile. Hello, is anyone home? Why is this trash still news? Why doesn't she go away?? @ 2:18 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

Oh My God. K Fed and a porno star!!! For Britney's sake I hope he used a condom. @ 2:52 PM GMT  

 Secretary said...

anyone notice Kevin's hairline is receding?

if it were you and me, we'd be in trouble, yes, but they don't take kids away for that...there has to be a lot more going on than not putting the child in his/her carseat. @ 2:56 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

Secretary is right. The most that would happen to the average joe is a ticket with a relatively low fine. And she's not even getting that.

I don't know about California (I'm assuming it's different because of reports), but where I live, if someone reports something like this, they CAN ticket you, even if the cop didn't see it. Photographic proof should be enough to warrant at the very least a fine. But nothing will happen to her at all, and she'll think it's okay.

I'm assuming that she does have a car seat, but to be honest, I haven't seen it. This is NOT the first time I've seen her holding the baby in the car, but it is the first time I've seen her driving with him. @ 5:44 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

there's a hilarious letter of truth posted on http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/ @ 7:09 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

She has already done the most harmful thing one can do to a child:

choosing K-Fed as the sperm donor @ 7:23 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

Just when one thought Britney couldnt futher diminish what was left of her positive image. I have absolutely no respect for her now that I see this picture of her driving with the baby in her lap. All children under 12 are supposed to be in the backseat. Sean should be securely fastened into a carseat in the back. Britney, you should be extremely ashamed of your disrespectufl behaviour to your own child. You are so lucky you did not kill the poor baby. @ 11:26 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

frickin' brilliant.

She's "protecting" him from the paparazzi. Yeah.

1) it's easy to get distracted driving with a squirmy baby on your lap.

2) if you're distracted, especially on those winging malibu roads, you could have an accident.

or

3) if you're driving too fast trying to outrun paparazzi, looking in your rear-view mirror to see where they are, you could have an accident.

4) unsecured children can be seriously injured in the event of an accident.

5) children seated too closely to an airbag can be KILLED if the airbag goes off.

What an idiot. This baby doesn't deserve this. Unless it's some kind of horrible Darwin award. @ 4:57 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

Did anyone point out her shoes? Horrible. They do not compliment her cankles. @ 4:09 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

I agree about the shoes. Why is she always wearing shoes that make her toes point upwards? Makes her look retarded.

And you can see she's holding in her gut using every ounce of strength she has. I'll bet when she gets home, takes off the dress and exhales it hangs down in front of her cooch. @ 12:24 AM GMT