Kelly to leave Reeeggggeeee
I'd fit in perfectly! Note the heavily sprayed and teased bangs. East Coast mall hair returns!
Kelly Ripa is thinking of leaving old windbag Regis so she can take the place of Katie Couric on the Today show. That is amazing because Kelly is not a reporter which means anyone can do Katie Couric's job, all you need to do is fake it. Fake it to make it as I always say.
This opens up a spot on the Live With Regis & ---- show. And I think I would be perfect for the job. I have no qualms about telling Regis to shut it when he talks about going down to Mar-a-Lago to visit Trump. Who gives a shit! I'd knock him in the chest with my elbow a few times and he'd stop showboating about his upcoming venues with Susan Lucci. Dude, lets get a younger demographic in the a.m! Plus working for ABC would give me unlimited Star Jones sightings and photo ops!
Says the ultimate trusted news source, The National Enquirer:
Under the bombshell deal, sources disclose Kelly would get her own talk show as part of an extended Today show — meaning she'd go head-to-head against Regis on Live! Insiders disclose that the potential deal is the brainchild of NBC head honcho Jeff Zucker. Said a close source: "Jeff realizes that Katie has her mind made up to bolt to CBS when her contract expires in May and take the big job as the evening news anchor — the slot made famous by Dan Rather."She wants to be taken seriously as a newswoman and CBS is confident she'll be the perfect fit. Despite all the money that's been thrown at her to stay, she's determined to exit."