Conversations about Famous People: Jessica Debuts Slut Shoes

Saturday, February 11

Jessica Debuts Slut Shoes

I had a pair of these things in 1991, ugly then and ugly now

these double as a corkboard and a step stool and if you're crafty like MacGyver, you can create a belt and a raft from the cheap materials Jessica used.

Close your mouth before I shove a shoe in there!

"oh..me so cute! Daddy wuvs my Dr. Evil intamation- inition- initiation-? Whats the word? Oh, imitation."

Jessica Simpson as Dr. Evil and it's so not funny. It's not cute either. That was actually her response to when asked about Nick dating her best friend/personal assistant Caca Cobb.

So...Jessica showed off the latest in hoochie footwear. For the slut in all of us! To go along with her Betty Crocker- sugary sweet- vomitous line of crappy perfumes, edible body lotions and belly button cologne (yes it does exist), she has "designed" a line of footwear for escorts, hookers and other women of ill repute and bad taste.

Her shoes aren't cheap, people. Prices start at $80 and work their way up in price, especially the line of cowboy boots which have names like "Cherry" and "Daisy". Her shoes are Payless moonlighting as a name brand. You know there are children in Sri Lanka working their fingers to bloody stumps, getting pennies per hour to fashion together Jessica's vision of footwear. She is also a "fashion designer" don't forget that. I'd love to see her stumble, bumble and fumble on Project Runway.

*some photos credit to rosiedemario blogspot

22 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Who the f- would buy these things? I can't imagine any human being wanting these. Maybe if they were cheap they'd be a great gag gift? They look cheap and tacky and are downright hideous. And just once I would like to see a celeb wear their own clothing line (well I think Gwen Stefani does, but other than her.) @ 7:26 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: I'll stick with my Birkis, thanks @ 11:22 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: If I see one more bloody picture of her with her piehole gaping open, I might have to fly back to the States and hunt her down. @ 12:05 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Is it just me, or is she looking like Fergie in that picture? @ 3:22 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Who would wear those awful things?
Brittany would @ 3:34 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: I guess they're perfect for square dancing along with a jean skirt and white blouse with shoulder pads... and of course not anywhere outside Texas @ 3:50 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: holy lord that is some butt fucking ugly cheap ass looking footwear.... I wouldn't be caught dead in any of them @ 4:06 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Jessica really is an intelligent, talented, multifaceted individual. I'll bet she designed each and every one of those lovely shoes all by herself! @ 4:31 PM GMT
Greg! said...: I think the proper term for this sort of footwear is actually "whore shoes", not "slut shoes". Get it, whore shoes... horse shoes... that's funny stuff, right there! @ 4:52 PM GMT
cmgorae said...: http://www.jessicastyle.com/

get 10% off here @ 5:22 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: she has "designed" a line of footwear for escorts, hookers and other women of ill repute and bad taste.

ROFLMAO! @ 5:26 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: oh when when WHEN will she GO AWAY???!!!!!! @ 12:27 AM GMT
Bad Hair Czar said...: With the ugly boots she always wears, Jessica Simpson putting out a line of shoes makes as much sense as her marketed plus size jeans at Avenue.

Oh wait. . . @ 3:33 AM GMT
Kim said...: I have no love or defense for Jessica Simpson, but in 1979 I made those cowboy clogs look good. The 12 year old in me still loves them. And have you ever poked your finger in your belly button? That crevice needs cologne. She's just whorish enough to fill the need of every crevice. I would never purchase a product from her. I am adding you to my links. You are hilarious. @ 6:59 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: The belly button can indeed become quite odiferous, however, one needs to remove the offending belly button cheese, before one attempt to mask the stench. Perhaps Ms. Simpson can develop and patent a set of grooming tools with which one might remove the various orifical cheesy by products. @ 7:24 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: "Douche d'Fromage", by Jessica Simpson. Now available at your local bordello.

:) @ 11:21 PM GMT
n.v. said...: This post has been removed by a blog administrator. @ 5:07 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: is the target audience for these shoes saggy-titted hookers from New Mexico? fucking awful!

nv @ 5:07 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: you give J.S. way too much credit...not even whores would find these shoes appealing for their profession. @ 3:05 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Ouch!

Shoelover @ 1:13 PM GMT
Gidget Bananas said...: I owned a pair of cork-soled platform shoes similar to Jessica's beauties above in . . . 1974. I am STILL embarrassed about it. Oh, the footware shame, the shame! @ 9:56 PM GMT
ace24 said...: I happen to love all of Jessica Simpson shoes! They are not whore or slut shoes....you call this class....and taste. You all probly wear size 9+ shoes and these type of shoes wouldnt even look cute on you. Stop hating! And who wears these shoes? People with style. @ 4:03 AM GMT