Tuesday, February 7
Prayers are sometimes answered and magic mushrooms grow in my backyard which enable me to get through another day. This isn't to imply I've been wrapped in a black shawl, feverishly praying for the demise of the Al-Star union but, oh hell! Yes I have. And my nightly prayers have been answered!
According to this media outlet, stomach- stapled, self loving Star and her husband, gayer- than- gay Al are headed towards divorce court. I wonder if she's required to give back all the free shit she received at her corporate sponsored wedding? Because damn it, I want my case of Slim Fast back!
Apparently the stress of the book tour is wearing the relationship down. How much longer can Al stand in Star's shadow? Not only that, but he liked his woman big, not a bobble head he can place in the rear dash of his pink Cadillac.
This is so delicious I want to eat it up with a big spoon and a side super- sized fries!
Grab your vodkatinis. It's time to chat!
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