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Tuesday, February 7

DONE?

FINITO! Oh dear, let it be true!
Prayers are sometimes answered and magic mushrooms grow in my backyard which enable me to get through another day. This isn't to imply I've been wrapped in a black shawl, feverishly praying for the demise of the Al-Star union but, oh hell! Yes I have. And my nightly prayers have been answered!
According to this media outlet, stomach- stapled, self loving Star and her husband, gayer- than- gay Al are headed towards divorce court. I wonder if she's required to give back all the free shit she received at her corporate sponsored wedding? Because damn it, I want my case of Slim Fast back!
Apparently the stress of the book tour is wearing the relationship down. How much longer can Al stand in Star's shadow? Not only that, but he liked his woman big, not a bobble head he can place in the rear dash of his pink Cadillac.
This is so delicious I want to eat it up with a big spoon and a side super- sized fries!


22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Now that she's "skinny" she wants to take the old dog out for a walk around the block. She better do something about those National Geographic styley titties first though, those things are enough to make a straight man run for the gay hills. @ 12:33 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Oh, how sweet it would be, but don't forget, she still has a book of lies to promote. She probably won't announce anything for at least another six months. @ 12:42 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Did she brokeback her Stallion while trying to mount him? @ 12:45 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I cannot WAIT to read Big Gay Al's tell-all book! You KNOW he is going to write one. @ 1:00 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I really hope these two are going to divorce because she can do better than a gay guy. She may be fat and not necessarily the best looking but she can do better. @ 1:48 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Oh please, let it be true- if only for Big Gay Al's inevitable tell-all book, which I can't wait to read! @ 2:28 AM GMT  
Blogger design officer said...
sadly, i don't believe she can do better. oh well, she'll find another bottom daddy looking to get in on some of that saggy skin lovin'. shudder. @ 4:54 AM GMT  
Blogger lylelyle said...
Girl, I can guarantee your case of Slim Fast remains untouched, unless you found the barbeque flavor that Star's always been so fond of...Star Jones is nasty!!! If BGA wrote a tell all about his time in hell, I'd read it> I wouldn't pay for it, but I'd read it. @ 5:27 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Lol at all the hypocrites! A Jen post and they cry and ramble on about the sanctity of marriage. Apparently, when divorce happens to larger, darker people, it is more funny. Be equal opportunity celeb bashers, mmmm? @ 5:54 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Several things:
1) as far as we know no one is cheating here, hence the "sanctity of marriage" thing doesn't really apply in the same sense as with Jen/Brad
2) when you are a woman and you marry a gay dude--no sanctity
3) you get married for press and becuase you want a great big corporately sponsored wedding that you can yammer on about daily for months on end...no sanctity

And yeah it had to be a REAL marriage for the whole sanctity thing to apply. And when the dude is gay, well then it just isn't a real marriage.

On another note Denzel apparently had no respect for the sactity of marriage and I very much sympathize with his wife and I do hope that she gets a massive settlement. @ 6:35 AM GMT  
Blogger ffleur said...
oh please let this be true! Didn't I read the contract was for two years? But maybe now that's she's lost weight she wants some nookie and the pressure is driving Al to a breakdown. He must be sorely frightened that even breaking the contract with "I'm a lawyer" Star, would be worth it to escape her grasping, money loving claws. Do you think she'll hit on Trump next? @ 7:36 AM GMT  
Blogger Here's Why I Did Not Go To Work Today said...
Thank you, God.

So...will AOL now look at their "Love Coach" and finally say to themselves..whoah...time to put down the black tar heroin and come to our senses. What the hell are we doing here?

Love Coach.

It's like a non-waking nightmare. @ 12:18 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
please make them stay together. Then they won't inflict themselves on other people. @ 1:57 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I thought Al liked his women as men. Forget about big @ 4:10 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
They're now posting a photo of Star without her ring!!!! You know it has to be over cause there's no way that fat cow would take off her ring. @ 5:23 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
They are not breaking up. She tells people on The View today the she was getting a rash on her ring finger and has changed it to her right finger. @ 8:14 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
If you believe that that cow is going to take that ring off of her kielbasa sized ring finger, I've got a bridge to sell you in Brooklym. @ 9:47 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
whoever's broadcasting a divorce starting watching the show in the middle of the segment and they were speaking about what happens when someone breaks up do you return jewelry star and vivica said no, and star didn't have her finger on left hand because she has an infection on her left hand the ring was on her right hand. do you really believe she would go without her large ring not. @ 10:58 PM GMT  
Blogger Lena said...
Don't you just love to hate her? She makes it too easy!

Al wants man-love.
Star wants chicken fried in diamonds.

'Nuff said. @ 5:24 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Sorry, but for my money, STARLET JONES should be drawn, quartered and displayed in Times Square for putting me through the longest wedding shower in the history of matrimony, making an absolute fool of herself. Tee-heein like an ingenue, when we all know that she's nigh on 50. As for Al, I doubt a tell all is in the offing. He'll be the IT boy at Circuit Parties for about 10 minutes, and then go back about his business, whatever that is. Besides, do you think Jones is not above putting a neat hush money clause in the papers? @ 9:35 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
No one has more deserved the deflation of ego than Star Jones, but it is a pity that the single thing she worshipped so much is in jeopardy. Likely, Star's marriage is intact, but the constant badgering that the media is enacting cannot help but chip away at her fragile facade. I wrote several letters to ABC complaining about Star's behavior, but even I don't wish her the loneliness that would potentially put her health in crisis. She was self-serving in her many platitudes, but somewhere beneath that blustering narcissism is a scared girl that got invited to the prom and is lost in the hubbub. Witness the many scars she has been willing to endure for the sake of false beauty. Star mistook notoriety for popularity. Legal acuity does not mean that she is without feelings regardless of how misguided she has been. As a Black woman, I did not want my daughters to think that they could be successful by imitating Star’s pandering and pretentious behavior. I deeply dislike Star Jones Reyonlds, but the worst I can hope for her legacy is that she simply fades in the distance like disco! @ 6:40 PM GMT+1  
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