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Monday, January 30

SAG Awards


Reese won a SAG for her portrayel as June Carter Cash in Walk the Line. Congrats Reese!

Now we get to see Michael Bolton at every event, but at least he isnt singing Should I admit that I saw in him concert over ten years ago? Forget I mentioned it!

Nicolette Sheridan is very mermaid-like, complete with the green tinted hair. Must be the reflection from the dress, I hope.


Hilary Swanky looked pretty but the giant bow on her dress looked like a teddy bear afixed to her gown. Look at those arm muscles, she could totally beat me up.

WTF is he doing at the SAG awards? David Hasselhoff himself doesn't even know. What's clear is that he is wearing the striped suit from the Mentos commercial where the guy rolls around on a freshly painted park bench adding stripes to his otherwise plain suit. Kudos to the Hoff for taking a fashion risk.


Felicity's dress was gorgeous, she's been looking lovely at the awards shows of late. Did you know she is a triathelete? I'm exhausted just thinking of running, swimming and biking for miles and miles. Perhaps if there was a good prize at the end, like a free boob job, I'd consider it. Eva looks nice in her sparkly gown, not sure about the hairdo. Is that a bob or just an updo?

Glad to see Joaquin is all right after his recent car accident. He is the strong, silent, creative type: mama like! I would really like it if he combed his unruly mop back and set in place with a hint of gel. Did we not learn from the Queer Eye guys that hair care is a must!? Aww, he can get away with anything.


Hi Jake Dreamy! I'm jumping on the Gyllnhlll bandwagon, this boy is cute! Do you think the Kirsten cooties wash off?

from E! online: Philip Seymour Hoffman (Capote) and Reese Witherspoon (Walk the Line) and the cast of Crash winning the top movie awards at the Screen Actors Guild Awards. The casts of Lost and Desperate Housewives topping the TV side.

**thanks to JJB for the photos!**


16 Comments:

Anonymous Maven said...
ROFL! I thought "mermaid" for Nicolette Sheridan's dress even before I read your caption, dj. GMTA, you know. *wink* @ 9:52 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Love me some Joaquin! @ 12:18 PM GMT  
Anonymous Madge said...
I loved Hilary's dress. I thought it was very pretty. @ 1:35 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The Hassinator looks like he borrowed his jacket from Gomez Adams. Nicoslutte looks like a Cabbage Patch Barbie. Reese looks adorable. Eva and the man lady look rather sad. @ 3:14 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I am so glad that everyone in on the Jake bandwagon. I've thought that he was HOT since BubbleBoy, but of course I thought that was a little strange and unusual @ 6:29 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I thought Drew Barrymore already won the SAG award?
bwah hah hah.
I'm here all week.
Tonight's special is chicken kiev. @ 7:10 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Felicity is gaining on Reese in the Oscar race thanks to an all out publicity blitz by Harvey Weinstein-a good thing considering she's the far more talented of the two. She's also been looking very glam on the red carpet of late-probably in an effort remind voters that she's actually a pretty woman playing against type-think Hilary Swank in Boys Don't Cry and Charlize Theron in Monster.

Reese has no sense of style.

Joaquin is a dipsomaniac. Jake is gay. @ 9:46 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Embarassed to say I'm old enough to be Jake's mother but he is a Hottie!!! @ 12:35 AM GMT  
Anonymous whore nun said...
Hillary's shoulders look like my grandmother's arthric knuckles. @ 4:29 AM GMT  
Anonymous whore nun said...
oh shit. I meant "ARTHRITIC."

Whatever @ 4:31 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Is Reece the cutest thing ever, or what???
Come on, no one make any terrible, awful faux pas? Bummer. @ 5:19 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
looks like reese is wearing another ill fitting kirsten dunst cast-off. will she never learn? @ 12:01 AM GMT  
Blogger Jennie Reb said...
Reese is gorgeous.
Joaquin is too.
Oh, and Jake? Who gives a rat's ass if he's gay? Guy's always been hot.
Oh, and did I mention they're all great actors? @ 1:00 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I know Reese is busy being a mommy and taking over the world and everything...but girlfriend needs to get to the gym and work on those triceps. Her arms are squishy with no definition... not saying to go for hilary swank arms, just a few pushups and tricep curls. @ 4:39 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Seriously, does anyone think that Joaquin might have been born w/ a cleft palate and that's why he has the scar? His eyes are also a bit off kilter, too. He's a good actor but he may have been born malformed. @ 3:14 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
oh, and did jennie mention she's a fag hag? @ 9:05 PM GMT  
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