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Sunday, January 29

Lohan hospitalized again!

Lindsay Lohan is back in the hospital. I wonder if the health industry offers the equivalent of frequent flyer miles? The girl just can't stay away from those craftmatic beds and IV's.
According to internet news, Lindsay was at singer Bryan “Summer of '69” Adams London mansion. I wonder if her mother, Dina is dating the cystic acne scarred singer?

Here is the official report from Star magazine:

"Lindsay was going up the stairs, carrying a ceramic teacup," Dina Lohan told Star. "She had just come out of the shower, so she was still wet and had some lotion on, and she completely flipped on the stairs. ... The teacup went flying, it was shattered and one of the pieces cut Lindsay on her shin."

Lindsay needed ten stitches for the cut on her leg. Such a fragile little dove, our Lindsay is. This whole thing reeks of something dirty. First of all, why doesn’t Bryan employ a butler like Mr. Belvedere to carry tea to his guests on a tray with linen napkins and scones?

Did Lindsay actually have to brew her own hot beverage? What kind of service is that? Secondly, why didn’t she wait until she was dried off from her so- called shower before getting her tea? Did she not have a pair of slippers to wear after she applied lotion to the bottoms of her feet? And lastly, what kind of lotion was it?

You know what I think? This is a big coverup like her "asthma attack from the Miami humidity" not too long ago. You know she was in the bathroom snorting Ajax and sniffing nail polish remover, carrying a bottle of vodka up those stairs when she blacked out and took a tumble. It's the only thing that really makes sense.

16 Comments:

Anonymous said...: This girl is just a walking train wreck. @ 11:06 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: You mean a tumbling train wreck, don't you? She's starting to sound as "clumsy" as Cameron Diaz. Hmmmm.... @ 11:51 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: why on earth would she be at bryan adams' house? @ 12:15 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Them ceramic tea cups will get you every time. @ 2:11 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Why was she at Bryan Adam's house for BREAKFAST?? Did she bang him the night before? Why did she take a shower there? To clean up after getting done in the butt? @ 2:12 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: ^^I guess he must have good drugs. @ 2:13 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: That's exactly why I NEVER carry my ceramic teacup up the stairs after I have just gotten out of the shower and am still wet! @ 2:13 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: DJ didn't post the whole article. She was there at breakfast time so she must have spent the night with him. @ 2:17 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: I just love that picture of Lindsay, with the obvious orange fake tan line at the top of her forehead. And what's with her publicized trips to the hospital every other week? What a drama queen. @ 2:58 AM GMT
ffleur said...: I'm also confused about the Bryan-Lindsay thing. She's young enough to be his daughter. She prob is in "talks" to have him write or produce some music for her.

She is this generation's Elizabeth Taylor. In the hospital ALL THE TIME, near the edge of death, diva behaviour. Hell, she even has the chest freckles a la Liz. @ 3:57 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: When someone is having this many " medical issues" it is a veiled cry for help on many levels...
( or someone who doesn't know how to pace themselves on the blow- ana-mia) @ 4:07 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: My prediciton is that photo of her will become a classic image sometime in the future (if anyone cares). @ 5:17 AM GMT
big al knows said...: Listen, this is A STAR!
In Herbie, fully loaded(who is fully loaded?), and some other thing. Known for her breast implants and eating disorders, this fabu girl of the next generation ushers in the return of the great actress. So long Glenn Close, hello Jessica Dim one and Ms Hohen. And boy I hear she can sing. What is next Linds does the sound of music? @ 1:34 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Never really paid much attention to this picture, but DAMN, she needs to hire an assistant to help with the spray on tan application. That's just wrong. @ 5:23 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: She's just ugly. So very ugly. No matter what color her hair, what size her boobs, the girl is ugly. @ 5:37 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: If I were hospitalized as much as she is, they'd be sending a psychiatrist to interview me. But I suppose if you can pay for your hospital stays in cash, there aren't too many questions asked. @ 2:06 PM GMT