Cheetorific!
Forget Jessica Simpson hawking dopey little cheese sticks from Pizza Hut during the Superbowl, Britney Spears has gone ahead and forged a much sweeter, crunchier deal. Click here to see the actual product!
Always seen with her stubby fingers deep inside a bag of Cheetos, the company decided to make Brit a spokesperson for the orange dusted junk food. Cheetos are not only high in fat but stain your hands, mouth and teeth a vile color and as an added bonus, will make your skin erupt in oil infused pimples that will take a full seven days to heal! Don't you want to buy a few bags and dig in?
Britney, as a spokesperson, will enjoy a lifetime of free Cheetos delivered to her doorstep and will also get to see her face on each bag in stores like 7-11 and various gas stations around the country. Cool deal!
As you might know, children are never too young to start chomping down on the Cheeto, as they dissolve into mush in even the youngest child’s mouth. Doctors actually advocate the sucking of the Cheeto as a way to pacify teething! It’s a win-win situation for Britney, Sean Preston and Frito Lay, who produces the snack food. Kevin Federline will surely find new inspiration for his *cough cough* rap career once he gets his grubby hands inside a bag. Crunch it!
posted by Cindy @ 6:32 AM
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11 Comments:
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Anonymous said...
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OMG! Is that a double chin!? That's not even funny anymore, that's sad. There's nothing wrong with looking healthy and having meat on your bones, but she has passed the limit. Well I hope she's happy. @ 10:26 PM GMT
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...dots maghee... said...
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...ya know, I never really liked Britney, but now I feel kinda bad for the girl...wait NOOOO! Feeling passed! She's a home wrecker- what comes around goes around... @ 2:31 AM GMT
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Anonymous said...
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DJ, that is only one photo of several taken at the same time, where Britney looks so heavy. Post some of the others with her at that same time and you will see she isn't THAT plump. Not taking up for her, at all ... has no one ever had a picture of themselves taken where they looked bigger, skinnier, etc than they actually are. I don't mind the jokes about cheetos ... I love the crunchy little *&^%#%s! :) cheers! @ 3:25 AM GMT
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Anonymous said...
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re: the cheeto ad
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Anonymous said...
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Brit Brits goin Fat Fat @ 5:17 AM GMT
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ffleur said...
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As a fully grown adult, Cheeto consumption results in my intestines tied up in painful knots only to be relieved by explosive diarrhea. Now if it was my intent to clean my Colen, fair enough although a bit rough if my opinion.
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Anonymous said...
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Popozao II: Projectile Diarrhea - the sequel. @ 8:15 PM GMT
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Cibbuano said...
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A great idea! How can it not make millions... then she can tie in Cheetos with her next 'album'. @ 3:03 AM GMT
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Anonymous said...
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look, there's another photo of her "at that same time and she isn't THAT plump."
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Jennifer said...
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Love your blog! Jenifer Lopez @ 2:41 PM GMT
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Sydney Hotels said...
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Is that really Britney? Wow she's fat! @ 5:30 PM GMT
Post a Comment | << Homeya know brit's gotta make some of the money back that her leech of a husband spent on his "rap career". the cheeto ad is a perfect way to do so. I'd buy 'em, with her big 'ole mug on the bag. dems good eatin'....... @ 3:38 AM GMT
But to feed a 4 month old a cheeto when he is growing a stomach that can barely handle milk/formula, Well, that is just asking for projectile diarrhea and I hope thats KFed's day to change the diaper. @ 8:40 AM GMT
http://www.stereogum.com/archives/000669.html
um, ok. @ 6:29 AM GMT