Conversations about Famous People

Monday, January 9

Britney shops in Las Vegas while Kevin takes care of little Preston by the hotel pool. They like to check out the hooters and sing a warbled rendition of PopoZao together. It's really cute. Kevin keeps his hat out for spare change in case the hotties want to tip him.

In all seriousness, I cannot wait to be a pop star. What? You thought blogging was my profession? Surely you jest. I've been grooming myself to be a big star. Currently yes its true, I'm a diva, a quasi-celeb. But there must be more to life...

I wanna be a singer, a celebrity, I want to be a Star! That way I can roll out of bed, sans bra, throw on my sweats without bathing or brushing my hair and go out for the day. No one will care because I'm famous! I don't have to brush my teeth, just get the occasional tooth bleaching.
I can roll around smelling like yesterdays ashtray and everyone will still love me and think back to when I was clean yet Toxic. What a great song that was. But nothing will compare to The Ode to Distressed Jeans.

51 Comments:

sjack827 said...: Ok I have a question. How do you know for a fact that she didn't wash or brush her teeth? I'm not saying you're lying, in fact I believe you, I just want to know how you know this. I cannot believe she's publically walking around in that outfit. You can see her pelvic bone and she has no bra (which she needs). What's happened to that girl? I guess she no longer wants to be seen as Brittney Spears, Pop Star" prefering "Kfed's Babys Mama".

She looks like a crack ho.

There I said it. Is she doing drugs or is she just that trifling? Where's her mother? Her stylist? Her manager? @ 10:00 PM GMT
Reese said...: You can see more than the pelvic bone, dude. I totally see pubes in that picture. @ 10:11 PM GMT
localcelebrity said...: DJ doesnt know that she didnt do those things, shes just making a point. brit can literally not bathe, let her makeup run down her cheeks, let her dirty sweatpants hug her pubes in public and people still think shes hot shit.....somehow - EW! @ 10:20 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: I think this one should be gross out photo of the day. @ 10:22 PM GMT
steph said...: there's hobos wandering around outside my apartment building that look classier than this! @ 10:24 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: You know what ticks me off? At least two rag magazines a week show some photo saying she lost her baby weight. I spit at them (patooey). This girl is a good 20 lbs away from her prepregnancy weight. That's not a bad thing but those journalists (and I use the term loosely) need to get a clue.

And DJ, really honey, you don't need to show me proof that she doesn't bathe or brush her teeth. I don't doubt you're right for a second!

Really though, you do have to work at looking so trashy. She doesn't come by this look without some effort. @ 10:45 PM GMT
Jules said...: i think i can see her c-section scar. hold me, the shock is too much..... @ 10:45 PM GMT
Elle Marie said...: Wow. That's just...beyond horrific. @ 11:02 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: You can see more than the pelvic bone, dude. I totally see pubes in that picture.

Actually, I think that's just her world-famous tattoo, which has been on display a lot.

ps: She's disgusting. And I think she probably really didn't brush her teeth that day, either. Blech... @ 11:19 PM GMT
cafpfan said...: She gives trash a bad name. To think Allure actually put this skank on their cover just a few months ago. What were they thinking? @ 11:23 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Put on a fucking bra. That's just nasty beyond all reason.

If she doesn't haul those udders into a good support bra soon they will be hanging around her knees and she won't have to pick up Sean to nurse him, he can just walk up to her and life the bottom of her shirt.

No ONE, famous or otherwise, should go out in public looking like this. @ 11:25 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: I love Britney, and I am fine with her dressing comfortable but that is too much. The girl needs to at least look somewhat presentable. Wear a bra at least. @ 12:27 AM GMT
.: jennifer :. said...: I read her implants made it impossible for her to nurse. She went to some doctor in Britain and was all "Like YA'LL my BOOBIES won't work ya'll!" and the doctor was like ... "you bloody amercan crack-whore idiot, you got the type of implants which make it so you can't ever nurse." and she was too busy stuffing her face full of cheetos and starbuck's at that point to know what was going on...

anyway, i'm just glad i don't have a daughter! i think i'd homeschool my little girl and make her live inside a sheltering little insular bubble if i had a daughter who might look to K.Fed's baby-mama as an example of what a woman should look like and how to behave. yikes!

she's just really painful to watch on her downward spiral of nastiness and degradation. she's made it really easy for me to stay away from junk food though! just one look at her and i crave raw organic veggies and lots of yoga and water! @ 12:47 AM GMT
Cate said...: Britney is one of the reasons my daughter goes to Catholic school instead of public school. I didn't want her think looking like a skank in public is acceptable. @ 1:22 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Britney was a Catholic school girl in Hit Me Baby One More Time. Plus - check out your local porn store - Catholic school girls are totally sexualized.
But all joking aside - there are just as many little sluts at Catholic school as there are at public school. Teach your kids right at home - don't depend on a school to do it. @ 1:55 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Britney was a Catholic school girl in Hit Me Baby One More Time. Plus - check out your local porn store - Catholic school girls are totally sexualized.
But all joking aside - there are just as many little sluts at Catholic school as there are at public school. Teach your kids right at home - don't depend on a school to do it. @ 1:55 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Skank is not sufficient enough to cover this girl. Good Lord, train wrecks abound and she is the leader.... @ 2:04 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: young courtney love in training perhaps? @ 2:04 AM GMT
Leah said...: Those are some big nipples. @ 3:08 AM GMT
edee said...: Is that a tattoo on her lower stomach or her c-section scar?? disgusting.. @ 4:16 AM GMT
Reese said...: No, I wasn't talking about the tatoo. Look to the right of the tatoo - major bush. @ 5:08 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GIRL??? Just to think of where she was just a few years ago, the entire world adored her and now...
EW. @ 5:11 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Holy saggy boobies, Batman! Jeez, she's only what- 24, 25? Imagine if/when she has another baby! To think, just a year or two ago, she was considered one of the hottest women on the planet. Not anymore! I've seen better looking cashiers at Walmart! @ 5:45 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: God, like what the hell ... honestly. Does she not get more and more disgusting everyday? There litterally has to be something wrong man. You don't just go out on the street like that, and in public on purpose. Whatever, she's done, she knows it and she's never coming back. Thank-fucking-GOD! @ 6:34 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: A Bra Britney a B-R-A!!!!! For the love of god put on a Bra! They aren't perky anymore! If she has one more child her body is gone forever! @ 10:19 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Erm... why on earth does everyone make such a fuzz out of this pic? I mean, did you EVER see Brit wlking on the streets looking stylish or well-dressed? By now you should all be aware that she simply doesn't have any taste in clothing? (except perhaps on stage or in videos)
Anyway, there's no excuse for the shabby look, but don't expect too much from this poor girl... @ 1:12 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Proof?! These pics are proof! Her hair is stringy and greasy and she's clearly wearing yesterdays make up still. She's so filthy and vile. @ 2:48 PM GMT
Rachel said...: This photo should be posted in junior-high locker rooms to teach young girls that they don't have to starve themselves, wear makeup, get highlights, etc. etc. to look like celebrities. It's all fleeting, darlings, and if you had $15,000 of hair/makeup, $40,000 of personal training, $150,000 worth of managers, a record deal, a pop-star boyfriend, a platinum record, etc., you can still only hold off your "fate" temporarily ... who didn't figure this was coming? @ 3:20 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: I feel sorry for her. Picking on her these days is like picking on Tara Reid. It is sad and no fun, ultimately. -- Gaily Gail @ 5:18 PM GMT
missjulie said...: to quote Sharon Osborne "i didn't want my nips looking for coins in the street" as her reason for getting a breast lift & implants - let's just say this photo nicely illustrates that lovely word picture! @ 6:16 PM GMT
Carina said...: She's trying to show us all her c-section scar. @ 6:44 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: um, if you think that she is sporting 'major bush' in this photo you have no idea what 'major bush' is. you cant see her pubes. yes she looks like shit but dont go digging and making up stuff. theres enough to poke fun of at the surface value of this picture @ 7:33 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: i didnt know she had a c section i thought she delivered naturally @ 7:33 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: I can't understand why she looks so bloody bad! She has a nanny, maids, mother, stylist. What the hell are THEY doing that she still looks like shit?

Hire me, Britney. I can do WAY better AND you would feel better about yourself. @ 7:49 PM GMT
wally said...: The bag is from CVS Pharmacy. Let's hope she just had to run out real quick for a bunch of toiletries because her bag got left behind, and that's the only reason she went out like that.

Yeah right. @ 8:18 PM GMT
Team Aniston said...: I cant wait for DJs new album. I hear that dating back up dancers with kids is the way to go when you hit it big. I hope you have a Lynne Spears or a Papa Joe to support you and you'll get the BBM body guard. Can I be your best friend or will you be with Mischa or one of those starlets. Lucky. ( napoleon Dynamite Lucky. @ 10:07 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: She is definitely GROSS. Her boobs are so saggy. I wouldn't walk around like that in private much less on the streets of VEGAS!!!! @ 10:11 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: She's definitely got a Courtney Love / smeared makeup / strung out on drugs / can't hold her face right kinda look about her these days. Every time you think she's hit rock bottom, she just keeps on falling. I definitely see her turning into one of those obese mentally ill people who urinate and defecate into the couch they haven't moved from for the last 15 years until her skin melds into the fabric and the fire department has to rip out a wall of her house just so she can go die in the hospital.

I don't feel sorry for her at all, but I do feel bad for all the little girls who grew up idolizing her, who patterned their identities after her, and who now must be questioning their own value based upon what Britney, their idol, has become. What a thoughtless, selfish cunt she is.

. @ 10:31 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: OK 5:31 - watch Nip/Tuck a little??
You totally just ripped off one of their episodes. @ 2:22 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: i swear this is all marketing. make her look as trashy as possible so when she comes back people will say how good she looks. @ 2:45 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Um Rachel, what is so bad about getting highlights, and working out, eating right? So we should all walk around ugly because 'its fleeting'?? I get highlights and wear makeup, whats so bad about that? Get a life, girl. @ 5:19 AM GMT
that-one-girl said...: She doesn't have on makeup, she needs a bra and she still has "baby" fat....Did we forget that she also just had a baby? Who cares. Let her dress any way she wants to.

In six months she'll be back in shape and people will cry about how overly sexual she is and how she lost the baby weight too quickly. @ 6:22 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: ^^ I have never seen ANY other new mother this filthy and disgusting. You think it's normal for new mothers to look like this?! Hardly honey! This has nothing to do with the baby and everything to do with her being a plain old lazy dirty pig. Now that she's on downtime from working she's gone and exposed what she really is. @ 9:58 AM GMT
karolina lassbo said...: Why Britney, why? @ 11:21 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: I don't think she got the memo on exposing "cleavage" down there... is that supposed to make sweatpants sexy-- rolled down to almost expose her wax (with the way she is going, I doubt it is even that) @ 11:51 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: I wish the photographer had followed her a few seconds longer to catch those pants falling down. They're perched precariously. @ 2:16 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: She looks a hot fucking mess!!! I don't know what's wrong with her. She just doesn't give a shit anymore and it's not cute! Those titties are just ridiculous. Nipples are facing south. She just looks haggard. I have said from day one that she has NEVER been a pretty girl. The makeup and hot body made up for what she lacked in looks. Now it's just becoming more and more apparent. Her mother needs to kick her ass, seriously. @ 3:20 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Depression. Married to K-Fed. No cure at CVS. @ 6:29 PM GMT
n.v. said...: Cate, are you special? Have you been to Catholic school yourself? It's Satan's den. @ 3:22 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: I, myself, have alot of trouble respecting most celebrities and this one is one of the dominating ones, along with Paris Hilton. Sorry folks but I think both are tramps. I think both are nasty individuals and terrible role models. Thank God she's not my daughter!! I'd declaim her instantly after seeking help for her and myself! She needs to remember others are watching. If she is gonna choose the light, she should try to have some CLASS!!!
My 2 cents. @ 5:03 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: hey watch it, I jerk my dick to her and spray jizz to her @ 7:04 PM GMT