Conversations about Famous People: March 2005: Her shit dont cost a thing

Friday, December 23

March 2005: Her shit dont cost a thing

A friend sent me this story which is too entertaining not to be shared! Let's just say J. Lo should stop scarfing down those Baked Lays with Olestra. The package clearly states anal leakage may occur...

From the The Superficial: "Remember a few years ago when Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were here shooting Project Greenlight?" (They had gone to Sundance to interview directors and writers and try and create a publicity stunt and an episode out of it.) "I was doing sound in the condo where they were both lodging and filming. At one point Ben took a break from shooting and disappeared upstairs to his bedroom. By mistake he left his wireless mic on."

"Jennifer Lopez was there with Ben, but was hiding out in his room the whole time. At first when I heard Ben kissing her hello, I immediately went to turn the volume down on my headphones. But then they started kissing loudly and making noises, and I felt so guilty, but I left the sound up, and heard Jennifer saying 'I love you baby, I love you... You wanna get busy, baby. You wanna get busy?'"

"Then I heard Ben reply, .'Are you sure you're feelin' better? I don't want you to shit on me again.'"Silence. Then screams from everyone on our crew. Our dear sound guy seemed like he had finally told a story he'd been holding onto for years, and was relieved to tell people who found it more funny than disgusting. I think it is perfectly both."

14 Comments:

Anonymous said...: HaHa! That is so funny! Are you sure it was chips she was eating with Olestra? I think Ben banged her anal style and she took and dump on his dong. @ 10:05 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: DJ, Gwen Stefani is 3 months pregnant! Post a topic on that. Her baby is due in June and at a concert she told the fans to sing real loud so the baby could hear it. @ 12:45 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: I heard that a little while ago somewhere else...NEVER ceases to amuse...my GOD I hate that woman...ESP with that lovely bit of JLO on CSI NY the other day....RETCH. @ 12:58 PM GMT
localcelebrity said...: OMG I had forgotten that story! Too funny!

Has anyone seen that commercial for her new new stank water, "Live"? It looks like shes stumbling around in some slutty dress....she is so ridiculous. @ 3:02 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: didn't you post that same story a few months back? @ 3:16 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Is anyone else starting to wonder if an imposter dj has been posting lately? @ 3:43 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: It probably had to do with the type of sex act and not what she eats. @ 3:51 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: oooooold news. zzz.. @ 4:07 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Hello readers? Scroll down and you'll see that DJ mentioned that she would be running some of the funnier bits from the year. And they are damned funny.
Rereading this stuff can be as amusing as the first time I read it, but then I tend to be easily amused.

Thanks for the laughs DJ.
Mel @ 4:11 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Yeah kids, it says "MARCH 2005" at the top for a reason. You have to READ not just look at the pictures. @ 5:34 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: My mom got sick too with having to go to the bathroom. My dad felt bad for her. @ 8:41 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: It says March 2005, yet JLo and Ben broke up in Jan 2004. I don't think they were together in March 2005 because Jennifer Garner got pregnant by Ben in Feb. 2005. @ 2:06 AM GMT
linda lee said...: LOL, I missed that one first time around DJ.... good one!
sounds real.... @ 2:45 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Psycho, do you even know how to read? It said "Do you remember a few years ago...." Dumbass. @ 7:11 AM GMT