A look at: the impeccable style of K. Fed

To pull this look off properly, you must buy your camo pants two sizes too big and this is important: don't wear a belt. You want to show off your skid markz when you bend over. Chicks dig that shit, man!

Act like you don't care when all dem Pavoratti's are looking at choo. Let them stand in the greasy wake of your hair and allow them to wallow in the stench of what is your dirty armpits and unwashed buttocks.

Cornrows: not just for women anymore. Bo Derek showed off her cornrows in the movie "10" but Kev elevates the sexy look to a whole new level. Hint: Head and Shoulders will put an end to the visible flakes!

Again with the baggy pants. Add a large shirt and pull the fedora over your half open eyes and there you go, instant clubbing attire. Don't forget your bottle of "water" wink wink.

This isn't a look for the fashion shy. You need to work with the layering here.

You start out with a wifebeater, preferably stained because a stained shirt says, I DON'T CARE and that's cool, yo. You need some ultra baggy boxer shorts because hanging free is what its all about. The manpris, these are a special pant. Half capri, half pant but full on enormous. White socks with shoes that must remain unlaced. Lacing shoes says you care and face it, to be kool like Kev, you can't worry about what other people think. Obviously.

Accessories include beef jerky, cheetos, funyons, beer, Mountain Dew, Red Bull, a pop singer, a Ferrari, a couple of kids, hair gel, and a dvd of Beavis and Butthead.

posted by CINDY BOKMA @ 5:51 AM