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Friday, November 4

Six degrees of Paris Hilton


photo: junkfeud

Here we have Paris friend, part- time model, full- time party girl Caroline D'Amore with shit in her teeth. Which leads me to....



...Caroline hanging with Kimmy Stewart who is wearing butt ugly sweater- boots looking pale and hungover. K. Stew is a big fan of...

..Paris Hilton who looks extra anorexic. Stavros loves the skinny girls! Note the muff trimmed shoes. Looking at Paris brings me to...


...Backstreet Bozo, Nick Carter. He is the least coordinated of the boy band geeks. Nick likes the skanky ho's and is reportedly dating...


...Bai Ling. Here she wears her Nanook of the North boots and a furry shrug from the J. Lo Collection. Have you heard Bai Ling sing? She makes Kevin Federline sound like Pavarotti, har har.

You see, in Hollywood everyone is connected via the Hilton sisters. Yes, Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon was fun to play in the early 90's but now its all about Paris Hilton. I know a guy who knows Lionel Richie who obviously knows his daughter, Nicole and Nicole used to be freinds with Paris. And there you go. My connection to Miss Hilton.

Related topic: I wonder who this is about?

NYPost: "WHICH splintered celebrity duo's friendship ended when one of them told the other's parents that her friend had a serious drug problem and needed help? When the concerned parents asked their daughter if it was true, she lied and claimed that her well-meaning best buddy was the one who was abusing drugs. The folks then ordered their darling daughter never to hang out with the friend again. The friend, infuriated by the betrayal, continues to seethe about it to this day."



13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...
You're too late on this one, DJ. Someone already "broke" the NY Post item on this very site. @ 10:52 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
^^And? Does that mean DJ can't write about it? @ 11:11 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
god damn, that girl in the first picture is beyond ugly...like making ashlee simpson look kinda okay. @ 3:29 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
i hate paris but her shoes are fantastic!! - minus the muff part, that is. @ 5:42 AM GMT  
Blogger Jennie Reb said...
Is Caroline wearing a Billy Idol ca. 1983 shirt? And is that stuff in her teeth, or is it a bizarre baby tooth that never grew big? Muy interesante. @ 5:51 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Which one told the parents? @ 11:54 AM GMT  
Anonymous B said...
Someones parents were concerned? I don't believe it! @ 5:23 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Winnie Cooper has broccoli on her teeth @ 11:07 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
LOL@anon 6:07!!

Winnie Cooper...hilarious. But wait, Winnie was cute! @ 11:48 PM GMT  
Blogger Jennie Reb said...
It does look like Winnie, sort of. She's still cute (Winnie), remember she used to be on West Wing? Ok, that was 4 years ago, but still. @ 6:01 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Isn't that Caroline chick some famous model who hangs out with Paris? Bad picture of her... @ 2:49 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
She is a model (famous is optionable) and that tooth picture is from a fashion show (def. bad picture). @ 7:52 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
that caroline is actually extremely cute. i saw picks from that show , and they made her wear a gold tooth. Bijou Phillips had them in too. i guess gold teeth dont look that great on film. oops! @ 2:23 AM GMT  
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