33 Comments:

 Anonymous said...

Oh, Mariah, Mariah......when will she stop making an ass of herself? On the other hand, Lola is so CUTE!!!!!! I am glad she's better @ 3:36 AM GMT  

 Kelditty said...

thanks god your back Distressed jeans. now i can look forward to waking up in the morning. @ 3:39 AM GMT  

 Nancy said...

Mariah just struggles, doesn't she? @ 3:56 AM GMT  

 n.v. said...

Mariah is such a slut. And her new album sucks. @ 4:11 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

Oh Mariah...she just hasn't got even the slightest awareness of what looks good on her now does she. Also I don't think she has a mirror. @ 4:50 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

does anyone else agree with me that mariah needs counselling of some kind?

who would wear that hideous outfit? i mean, i think paris hilton has more decorum than mariah does. and trust me that's saying A LOT!! @ 4:55 AM GMT  

 Jennie Reb said...

Yay for Lola! (well, except the getting her face humped part)

Maybe Justin saw Mariah's dress and that's why he looks that way? @ 5:25 AM GMT  

 Liz said...

Mariah's "outfit" looks like one of those pot holder things that you make in the third grade.. it was a weaving kind of thing.. hard to explain, but if you know what I'm talking about, doesn't it look like what she's wearing? LOL @ 6:29 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

I think we're all missing the bigger picture here. Julie Andrews wants Cameron Diaz to play Maria in a remake of the Sound of Music. Was she serious? Was she saying that as a joke??? Cameron can't sing. Holy mother of pearl, this better be a joke. @ 12:50 PM GMT  

 Deb B said...

Remember Cameron signing in My Best Friends Wedding? LOL. Her bad signing was so charming. @ 1:53 PM GMT  

 Deb B said...

^^ Jeezus - singing, not signing. @ 2:03 PM GMT  

 swirlogirl said...

mariah = psycho bitch slut of a whore. damn! @ 2:05 PM GMT  

 localcelebrity said...

Aw! So happy to hear Little Lola is doing well!

Wait, who thought it was a good idea to put Acne Face in the Sound of Music? And WHY must we keep remaking movies?? Leave the good movies ALONE! Siiiiigh... @ 3:23 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

I heard Mariah's staff sews tags that say size 6 after they remove the actual size 12 tags. That has to be the explanation for her tight outfits.

Someone also has to remind her that she is 35 not 20.

PS. Like Sharon Ozborne said, "she still has the best boob job in town."
Although I think she went even bigger recently. They have to match her expanding body... @ 3:38 PM GMT  

 Jess said...

Quick, lets all nominate Mariah for TLC's What Not to Wear so she can learn to dress her size and love it. @ 4:49 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

MY EYES! MY EYES! Someone gouge them out so I dont have to see Mariahs side breastage ever again... @ 4:52 PM GMT  

 Leah said...

Cute dog, Justin just irks me, and Mariah looks like a porn star as usual.

Any pics of preggo Gwyneth's bump yet? @ 5:11 PM GMT  

 Aiisha said...

EEEEEW! Is the pic real or photoshopped?

Either case.... EEEEEEEEW! Fucking gross!

Mariah the fat plastic tranny attacks again! @ 5:28 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

There's no way in hell Mariah is a size 12. Size 16 maybe, but not a 12. @ 6:21 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

^^mariah insists that she is 107 pounds and a mere size 6!!

i don't know what's wrong with her scale but someone needs to let her know that the needle needs to be set at 0, not negative 80!! @ 8:19 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

Today I read that Mariah stated that she is sewn into her clothes, and of course she's naked underneath. She's so desperate!!! @ 8:39 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

A remake of the Sound of Music is criminal. And with Cameron Diaz...well that should get the death penalty for anyone involved. @ 9:12 PM GMT  

 steph said...

you know what, i'm planning on ignoring this sound of music just as much as i ignored the original. sound of music? more like sound of me changing the channel!!! SNORE!!! @ 10:19 PM GMT  

 Jennie Reb said...

^steph! it's a classic! @ 11:46 PM GMT  

 Liz said...

I saw Mariah on tv the other day.. halftime show thing.. my 11 year old cousin, male, is the cutest thing ever. He goes "she's not that skinny, is she?" and I asked him if he thought I was about her size (I'm a 12) and he's like "she's bigger" yay for my cousin! An 11 year old knows the truth when Mariah doesn't.. lol @ 1:02 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

LOLA!!!! OMG! What a total cutie-Pie!!! PLEASE! Post more pic's of her soon!
(I would MUCH rather see her cute little pooter-pie face than Jessica-Mariah-Paris-Kimberly-Olsen-twins- fugley faces anytime!!) @ 1:04 AM GMT  

 n.v. said...

Cam Diaz playing the How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? Oh, God. Will they use spackle to cover her steaming, sizzling zits?

Mariah Carey should have those implants removed. There's nothing wrong with her size -- she looks as a woman should look. But those tits attached to those eyes that scream crazy is wrong. She looked saner when Tommy Mottola was plugging her. @ 2:00 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

I love her music but she needs to stop with showing off her fake boobs. It's just gross!! @ 2:17 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

Can't we turn this into a Lola blog? She is sooo adorable! I'm so glad, she's better. I think that's exactly the kind of puppy I want to get.

Just kidding about the dog blog though, keep it up, DJ! You kinda scared me with wanting to quit... @ 4:04 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

NEWSFLASH: Justin Timberlake donates lips to science!! @ 4:14 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

More LOLA pics!! YIIPPEEEE!!! She's cute! @ 6:00 PM GMT  

 CletusFetus said...

That titty needs a tan! @ 9:11 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

leave mariah alone, yeah she does look f****d in that (you can't exactly call it a dress) dress, but she has been through a lot and her music is fab! @ 2:41 PM GMT