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Tuesday, November 1

Nicolette on Paris-


Nicolette Sheridan thinks Paris Hilton is a nasty girl with genital herpes. She also feels Paris should be doused in oil and then deep fried to a golden crisp and served up on a big platter with an apple in her mouth like a roasted pig. Actually, what Nicolette said is this:

"...look at that commercial Paris did... I found it dirty. I'm not a prude, but I didn't like it. It was tacky and classless. If you had a small child, you'd be much more offended by that commercial than the one I did. Let's fry Paris Hilton, shall we?"


19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...
As much as I despise Paris, Nicolette doesn't have a lot of room to talk. She's been a wash up for a long time, she gets one season on a successful show after all these years and she's throwing stones?

Nicolette just split with her fiance because she was screwing her ex--a convicted drug dealer--on the side.

Yeah, she's a real classy broad. @ 4:57 PM GMT  
Blogger KSoFM said...
How can you clown on Nic, she was in Beverly Hills Ninja. She'll always have a place in my heart for that role. @ 5:20 PM GMT  
Anonymous Veggieboo said...
Well she does have a point. I mean, the superbowl commercial was really nothing. So what, we saw her naked back. But the Paris commercial was soft-core porn. @ 5:37 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Yeah, okay... Let's see which one is skankier. Paris, the uber-sleeze, is molesting a car...in a bikini while fisting a burger... YOU on the other hand dropped yer drawers in a locker room in front of a NFL player practically begging him to,"DO ME NOW!" on national tv during the Super Bowl when our 3 young boys were watching the game....Hmmmm
Say, how's that GLASS HOUSE you live in?.... @ 5:38 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What 12:38 said! @ 6:24 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Agreed. I hate Paris but she is in her 20s at least. Nicolette, not so much. Not for about 20 years now, so she needs to shut up too. @ 6:57 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Takes one to know one, Nicolette.

But, of course, Nicolette is CLASSY, so... @ 7:21 PM GMT  
Anonymous Cameran said...
I totally agree w/ everyone. Nicolette is a freakin hypocrite. Yea, Paris may be trashy, but at least she knows what she is. She doesn't try to hide it and act like she's all something she's not. Nicolette, why don't you just stop yapping and go pose in Maxim again???? @ 7:22 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Nicolette is incredibly ugly. @ 7:54 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
that doesn't actually LOOK like nicolette.

her boobs are smaller, and high and hard and round, not real and soft and pendulous.

her face is not that soft either. its a lot harder.

and she doesn't have that much hair last time i looked.

having said that, i'd say they are on a par, huh. @ 10:43 PM GMT  
Anonymous ladyraine said...
Whatever~the nicollette commercial was so overblown, it didn't even come across as all that scandolous, just in the vein of the character she plays. Plus, it was for monday night football, not even the super bowl with 40 million people or whatever watching~people just dragged the so-called controversy out FOREVER. @ 11:55 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Saw her years ago in the Coffee Bean in Studio City. Post Knots (which I loved her on). However, she acted like a typical actress. She was doing some sort of bizarre ballet routine while waiting for her Ice Blended and chatting up her friend. Cry for help. Yet, none of us cared. @ 12:01 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!! That chair ain't vinyl, so it can't be wiped cleand. @ 3:44 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Cameron- I disagree- Paris does NOT know she is trash- she thinks she is ROYALTY.....she really is clueless that she is a fucking joke @ 4:28 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Yeah Paris has NO idea she is trash. She thinks her trashiness is cute and charming. No way does she think of herself as trash. @ 7:59 AM GMT  
Blogger RedPeggy said...
Nicolette 'on' Paris? Now that would be a movie. @ 3:52 PM GMT  
Blogger swirlogirl said...
nicolette = man @ 8:15 PM GMT  
Anonymous owen wilson's proctologist said...
no way, paris has GOT to know she's trash, surely?

she doesn't really think she's royalty?? does she?????????

*mind boggles*

i always thought the tiara was IRONIC! an ironic tiara! what every skanky ho needs!! @ 10:04 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Paris is not ironic. She couldn't comprehend ironic. The tiara--serious. All the comments about how wonderful everything she does is--serious. The world may see her as ironic but Paris doesn't see herself as ironic. @ 10:09 PM GMT  
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