26 Comments:

 nic said...

what is the deal with her and the hairnets? Is she slowly going bald and needs to catch strays? @ 3:27 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

DJ, you're a gifted Plastic Surgeon too? Good work, she actually could pass for semi attractive now. @ 4:17 AM GMT  

 Joel said...

Hmm...
With her original nose and chin...

Too bad she can't carry a tune with both hands, she'd be a shoe-in as Elphaba in "Wicked" @ 4:34 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

Isn't that a SNOOD? It's no ordinary hairnet. @ 4:50 AM GMT  

 Leah said...

These chicks absolutely have the worst noses in the biz. I'm thinking somewhere along the way someone thought it would help them stand out against button nose Britney. @ 4:54 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

She's cute enough now but she's going to age VERY badly with that nose and chin -- she'll resemble the classic "witch" profile as soon as she loses considerable skin elasticity in her 50's. I'm guessing she'll be visiting the PS before too long. @ 5:05 AM GMT  

 RedPeggy said...

Whoa. Hang on. I've just been looking at the other stories on here and have read the expression 'cookie-cutter blonde' about three times. People are complaining about the Paris/Nicole/Lindsay/Tara/Brit/Christina's who are 'fake and plastic'. They inspire a lot of hate for dying their hair, being anorexic and having surgery....but wait. Here's a famous person who.....HASN'T STRAIGHTENED THEIR NOSE. Does she inspire respect for that? Any kind of Kudos?
Nope.
So let me ask you, what do you hate more? The 'cookie-cutter fakes'...or this girl's nose?
And moreover - why is it 'just not funny' to wear a fat-suit ala Jennifer Love Hewitt, but it is free-reign on this? I was under the impression that one cannot control one's facial features quite as easily as one's weight.

PS. I didn't find the fat suit funny either, but not because it was disrespectful to fat people, but because it was shit. @ 10:34 AM GMT  

 Tom P. said...

"So let me ask you, what do you hate more? The 'cookie-cutter fakes'...or this girl's nose?"

We are very fair here... we hate everyone equally. @ 11:49 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

Red peggy, Go away. @ 12:37 PM GMT  

 swirlogirl said...

jeeves, get my broom! cackle cackle cackle @ 1:50 PM GMT  

 Tom P. said...

In the second picture she looks like Brtiney! @ 2:25 PM GMT  

 RedPeggy said...

See, being of relative intelligence, I hate people who deserve it. Like Anon 7;37.

I'm not against celeb bashing though - just pointing out some ironies. @ 2:30 PM GMT  

 RedPeggy said...

Tom P - you hit the nail on the head. Yay, two Britneys. Any more for any more? Another Tara? Christ, even the thought of another tear-sodden, blank, drunk, bleary crumpled Tara-face makes me shudder. It's bad enough that we have two Olsen mugs to haunt our days. @ 2:45 PM GMT  

 marta said...

I like her nose! And her chin. She looks distinctive. With Dr. Distressed magic crayon, she looks like some stupid A&F model. Yuck! @ 3:26 PM GMT  

 tvgirl13 said...

I think she looks better before the magic crayon! I've never heard that about her doing coke! I'm so naive!! It must be Wilmer who gets this girls hooked on coke! @ 3:42 PM GMT  

 interplanet said...

Effing-A. It's true! You can't easily fix facial features like you can do colon blow and coffee enema's to control weight. Who cares about noses and chins...unless the nose is like Steve Martin's in Roxanne. Then I can understand fixing that shit. Not every girl is gonna be universally appealing. Jesus, some posters on here don't even think Kate Moss is attractive which proves you just can't please everyone. @ 4:24 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

There is a video of her acting drunk or high at www.thesuperficial.com. You be the judge. DJ might be right about the nose candy. @ 4:24 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

Go to thesuperficial.com and check out this drunk bitch in Toronto at a McDonald's acting like a spoiled little whore. I love that even the Mickey D's employees had zero respect for her...I hope this video spreads -- she sucks! @ 4:36 PM GMT  

 Deb B said...

She's a drunk brat in the video. What bugs me the most about it is that she's eating at a Macdonalds. Ugh. @ 6:02 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

I think she's cute, in a weird way. She's definately an idiot though. @ 6:26 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

Hey DJ, if I send you my picture, will you shave off about 30 lbs? @ 8:06 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

I felt bad for her until I saw the McDonalds video, but she's just a biatch. Hopefully she will be out of the gossip columns soon!

I thought I would pee myself at the "Jude Law at a nanny convention" line! @ 8:20 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

You should totally do this for Hailey Duff. @ 9:18 PM GMT  

 bridget jones douche said...

i don't think the nose is the problem!!!

if she does any more crap to that hair, its gonna CRUMBLE, which is prob what the hairnets are for.

also, she'd probly rather you surgically remove her sleazy user dad and lost rambling drunk sister...

btw, DJ, LOL at the nanny convention :D @ 12:09 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

Good work, DJ,

The problem with noses is this: they get bigger as you age.

I'm 32 and I have a big nose (about the same size as Ashlee's is now), but when I was 20, I normal little nose.

So, by my estimation, Ashlee face is going to be all nose by the time she's my age. Too bad she didn't get the surgery done before anyone gave a damn about her. @ 2:46 PM GMT  

 Laura said...

She looks cute after she has done rhinoplasty.Good work done by the surgeons. @ 3:13 PM GMT