Conversations about Famous People: KATE MOSS

Wednesday, November 2

KATE MOSS

Vanity Fair put Kate Moss on their cover to celebrate her stint in rehab and give her a forum to discuss her personal issues. I hope they asked the questions I need to know: What do you see in Pete Doherty with his swollen red eyes and vomit encrusted shirts? Have you ever seen him not completely wasted? Can he maintain an erection?

VF gives Kate a full eleven pages. Page after page of Kate Moss! Even though she was fired from several high profile spokesmodel jobs, she has lots of work taking her New York and Paris during the next month. I hope she can still stop by for my annual Thanksgiving day party. Last year things got a little crazy when she tried to snort the baking soda while I made pie but this year I can expect good behavior, after all, she just completed one month of therapy for a twelve year old addiction.

Although some may see this as a downfall and Vanity Fair asks if she can come back, I see it as a great opportunity for a book deal, a movie of the week, exclusive interviews and a guest hosting spot on Regis & Kelly!

43 Comments:

n.v. said...: Did they digitally fatten her up just a tad in order to give the false impression that she isn't still a coke-snorting whore? @ 11:59 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: well i see she hasn't had her roots done in rehab ;) @ 12:04 AM GMT
Will Fowks said...: Looks like she is well on her way to some major comeback action: http://www.hartlarsson.com @ 12:15 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: She looks a lot better than Jennifer A. did in vanity fair. Jen's was the worst I have ever seen. @ 1:14 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: They all do coke. If she cleans up she won't be able to stay in business without the help of complete anorexia. @ 1:17 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Leave Kate alone! Are you all jealous your not thin and beautiful?? First of all, that photo was taken 7 months ago,and she was slated to be on the cover anyways, even if the coke scandal didn't happen. You all need to be more informed. @ 1:23 AM GMT
PurseDeals said...: "Vomit-encrusted shirts"

Damn, I bet he wears them for days. I don't think I'll be able to look at another picture of that douche without thinking about that description. @ 1:53 AM GMT
Distressed Jeans said...: Kate Moss- then and now- GORGEOUS. @ 2:19 AM GMT
Lennox532 said...: I hate these conservative times we live in... Stop the Religious Right. She's a model. She has to stay thin. She's rich and who doesn't love the altered states once in awhile? Medicinal or recreational - who cares??!? Live and let live. @ 2:29 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: I just do not see the beauty in this chick....tar and feather me, but to me she's nothin special at all...
Now, show me a pic of Christy Turlington on the cover of Vanity Fair....she's stunning... @ 2:38 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: who will play her in the Kate Moss movie of the week?
Lindsay Cokehan or Nicokehead Richie? @ 2:42 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: As it has been mentioned previously by those wiser than myself, "How can she have a comeback, when she has never actually left?"

This woman will always be in the news, and adorning magazine covers, more so for her 'celebrity' than for her beauty. She's a survior from the wild super model heydays.

Kind of like a better looking Keith Richards. @ 3:48 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: 9:42, oh, it's totally got to be Nic. @ 3:53 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: All of that coke, and 80 ciggerettes a day is a pretty high price to pay to keep so skinny!!

She is just lucky that all of this hasn't caught up with her yet. When her looks go, who will her real friends be??

But of course, she might be laughing all of the way to the bank because she will still have over 80 million dollars tucked away for her efforts! @ 3:55 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Bwhahahaha! "Informed"

As if being up on pop culture and when Cokie Kate is going to be on a magazine is important fucking current events. Ha! No wonder the kids in our country are among the dumbest in the educated in the world, when we've got dumb ho's like this telling us to be "informed". Hey, find Iraq on a globe for me, dear.

And as for the religious right comment, honey, I'm a fucking athiest libertarian who is not very straight edge. What I find repugnant is that in order to stay model thin, you HAVE to do coke and/or have an eating disorder. PERIOD. And people like you are eating it up. The reason Kate is getting it so bad is because she SUED and won MILLIONS over a claim she did coke. They got her. It's funny. The press had it's day.

Now go fuck yourself. @ 3:57 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Totally right on the mark anon 10:57. Katie sued the Star, or the Mirror for running a story saying that she did cocaine (gee- do ya think?), and Won- millions in a libel suit!! That really took some brass ones!

Yeah, they got her good. She earned this one! @ 4:32 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Oh my God, looking at this picture, if Kate Moss gained around 20 lbs she would lose her looks completely.

Her beauty is in her high cheek bones, and angular face. She really does not have any really beautiful features, it's all in the angles of her face. Gain weight, and it all disappears!!

Plain, plain, plain. Maybe she better stay on the coke ;) @ 4:51 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Kate is gorgeous. So is Christy Turlington.
Look at who there is now: Paris with her teeny, tiny, beady little close-set bird-eyes and her beak nose. Lindsay-I-look-about-20-years-older-than-I-am-Lohan who is just flat out butt ugly...etc
I miss the supermodels. Kate may do coke but she's beautiful. I'd rather look at her than today's "beautiful" (not so much) cokeheads. @ 5:25 AM GMT
n.v. said...: You're all glib, okay. You're being glib. You don't know cocaine, okay? I do. I know cocaine. Stop being glib.

eyes glowing an evil green @ 5:26 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Another vote for "Kate is gorgeous" here. And you know what else? She looks just like Johnny Depp (also gorgeous) in that picture. Didn't they date for a while? @ 9:41 AM GMT
RedPeggy said...: Erm...I know Cocaine. Can I be glib? @ 11:40 AM GMT
swirlogirl said...: that's right... you don't know the history of cocaine. i do! @ 2:05 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Kate looks a lot better in VF, than Jen A. did. Jens was the worst I have ever seen. Jolie was the best. @ 2:14 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: KATE IS NOT GORGEOUS. SHE LOOKS HIDIOUS IN THESE PICS, SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PLAIN JANE. @ 2:16 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: I don't get why people are so outraged that she does coke when most models do because the industry has such ridiculous standards for "beauty."

I had a pathetic dream that her exposure would start some kind of magazine consumer and model revolt to stop torturing themselves and be naturally beautiful instead of letting the asshole magazines and dickhead photographers call the shots, but as always, it did nothing at all. Sometimes consumer apathy totally sucks. @ 2:49 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: They really do abuse themselves to keep so thin. I had a friend once that did some modeling and she has an eating disorder at age 15 yrs.

I read an article about a reporter who was back stage at a fashion show and he said he could not breath for all of the smoke in the air the models were all complaining about how hungry they were and chain smoking like crazy.

He heard one model say that after she started doing coke it all wenta away. @ 3:18 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Don't mean to be "glib" here, but what does:

"I know cocaine"- mean exactly in terms of her photos in Vanity Fair? @ 3:22 PM GMT
interplanet said...: I heart models. If someone came up to me and asked me to be a runway model I would say hell yes. Call me superficial, but who wouldn't want to make millions off of the simple fact that you are gorgeous? Making millions b/c you are gorgeous....the high life. I mean, I would read books too. @ 3:42 PM GMT
RedPeggy said...: Kate looks a lot better in VF, than Jen A. did. Jens was the worst I have ever seen. Jolie was the best.

9:14 AM

^ I smell Stalker! Hello again Nutjob. Back from sniffing Angie's knickers are you? @ 5:49 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Gosh, she looks all beat up. Wasn't she supposed to have been in rehab already? @ 6:15 PM GMT
molly said...: BLeh..I have never understood te appeal of this pinched-faced, 11-year-old-boy bodied waif. ever.
although, I will actualyl agree that she looks better than Jennifer Aniston, who I can stand even less.
Religious Right? what the hell does that have to do with anything? lol. @ 7:33 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: OK, she's a model and they all do coke to stay thin, I get it. It's her life, but the problem I have is that alot of everyday dimwits are in prison now serving 5-7 yrs for having alot less coke than Miss Moss was packing in those videos.

If she gets nailed than she should have to pay the price as well, no special "Oh she shouldn't go to prison cause she's not like everyone else, she's an icon" shit. @ 10:40 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Boy is that one dumb, blank face. Maybe cocaine gives her a temporary personality (?) @ 5:17 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Bwhahahaha! "Informed"

As if being up on pop culture and when Cokie Kate is going to be on a magazine is important fucking current events. Ha! No wonder the kids in our country are among the dumbest in the educated in the world, when we've got dumb ho's like this telling us to be "informed". Hey, find Iraq on a globe for me, dear.

And as for the religious right comment, honey, I'm a fucking athiest libertarian who is not very straight edge. What I find repugnant is that in order to stay model thin, you HAVE to do coke and/or have an eating disorder. PERIOD. And people like you are eating it up. The reason Kate is getting it so bad is because she SUED and won MILLIONS over a claim she did coke. They got her. It's funny. The press had it's day.

Shut up fattie @ 2:12 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: By the way, she sued because they said she was in a coke induced coma, which she wasn't. You all are so bitter! You all need some action, fatties! @ 2:13 PM GMT
Tom P. said...: She really looks drugged out in that picture. Do you think she knows her dress is falling off? @ 2:45 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: LOL 9:13 !!! Just because a few of us are not "followers", and slaves of fashion "Icons" or Moss Posse wanna-bes does not make us either "bitter" or "fatties".

I showed this thread (and your comment) to my boyfreind and he burst out laughing!

I am a huge fan of the human body, the body should be glorified, not the clothes. The whole concept of women as "clothes hangers" is repulsive to me.

You can be thin, and fit without starving, and loading your body full of toxins, and drugs. Kate can appear to be beautiful at times, but she has no spark, or vitality that comes from health, and from having a healthy body.

I wouldn't treat a dog the way these models live. But.....to each their own. @ 3:18 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Tom P- No one would notice if her dress did fall off. OH MY GOD, I so sound bitter!!

I know the history of breasts, and at least I have a decent set thou... ;) Disease, and drug free baby!! @ 3:46 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: I'm sorry but my boyfriend told me that if I ever started looking like Kate Moss in this picture HE would have to start doing cocaine! @ 4:25 PM GMT
Deb B said...: Hey, Anon 10:46am, nothing wrong with a cute pair of A cups. Tara Ried's looked a lot better that way. @ 9:29 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: hmmm you gotta question a beauty ethic and industry that can't accept a regular adult woman as beautiful, and that a regular adult woman needs to be
1. underweight naturally/slim sized genetically
2. massively chainsmoking
3. doing coke
just to stay "in shape"

that is not MY idea of fit healthy and in shape!!!!!
katie moss should take her squillons and run and go move to ibiza with her b/f and just party and have fun and eat some food!

if i ever meet her, i'm gonna slap her round the head with "the beauty myth", but she'd prob just tear out the pages to cut lines with... @ 11:34 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Newsflash fatties! I don't care if your boyfriend thinks the comments are funny, you are all jealous because you are fat. People can do whatever they want to their bodies, its none of anyone's business! @ 8:01 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: LOL!! 3:01 Alrighty then. Whatever. You sound like a six year old that cannot defend a ridiculous obcession.

"Well, BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY!"

That's all from me on this senseless reparte', I got to drag my fat ass back to my delusional boyfriend, and try to get a life!

Go back to eating a box of Exlax why don't you? @ 4:12 PM GMT