Conversations about Famous People: K. Feddy

Thursday, November 3

K. Feddy

"Go ahead and say whatcha wanna/I'm gonna sell about 2 mil, oh, then I'm a goner ...
(does he mean he will leave Britney when he sells 2 million records?)

I know you all wish you was in my position/Cause I keep gettin' in situations that you wish you was in, cousin ...
(What situations? Does he think I wish my card was declined at the ATM?)

Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue ...
(Game? Clue? Was it Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with a revolver?)

Getting anxious? Go take a peep/ I'm starrin' in your magazines now every day and week ...
(I am a little anxious. Do you have a Xanax for me?)

But maybe baby you can wait and see/ Until then all these Pavarottis followin' me."
(You know who Pavarotti is? **I was just imformed that K. Fed meant "paparazzi's"**)

Kevin went into the studio and did a little freestylin' which is a bit like stream of consciousness ramblings. That takes talent you know. His sound has been likened to Kanye West- wait- no, it was Vanilla Ice he was compared to. A really bad Vanilla Ice impersonation. What did we expect, that K. Feddy would be the next Eminem?

Wait wait. I think I can help K. Fed.

Dear Kevin,

Please include the following words and phrases in your next song. Sure to be a smash hit! Dont forget to send my 10%!

Skidmarkz
Gravy train
Easy Street
Mama is a meal ticket
My sperm is dope
Pabst Blue Ribbon is my flava
Tara Reid is my next wife, yo!
Crotch rocket
Playstation2 rocks
ATM is crap!
Cornrows are the new mullet!

Ill email you later with more. Holla!

xo
Distressed

36 Comments:

Lisa Pizza said...: yo

that shit is tight

son @ 5:44 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: I know Britney's not the smartest girl, but she has traveled all over and met all kinds of people - some who must have been cool, attractive, smart, showered, etc. So how does she end up falling for this loser and not seeing that he's there to live off of her? Why, Brit, Why? @ 5:44 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Easy - he was the only guy willing to lower his standards for her! @ 5:57 PM GMT
swirlogirl said...: ahahhah does he really rap pavarotti? OH LORD HELP ME! @ 6:05 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: I heard his ahh "rap" song last nite- I laughed so hard my sides still hurt today. Pavarotti is his term for Paprazzi. Why I don't know- I think hes trying to coin the phrase. And actually yes, I wish I had Britney Spears to support me and let me do what I want so maybe I do wish to be in his cletus uggs but--- I am so embarassed to be caucasian its not even funny. @ 6:12 PM GMT
Veggieboo said...: Pavarottis?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
L.O.S.E.R!!!
Is that really things he "rapped"? What a goon. @ 6:18 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Maybe he meant Paganini? :) @ 6:25 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Frighteningly reminiscent of Charles Manson's attempt to become a rock star. @ 6:33 PM GMT
localcelebrity said...: Haha, I love the "Tara Reid is my next wife, yo!" They would make the perfect couple! @ 6:47 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: DJ, I love you and your delicious blog! @ 6:57 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Nice to see he dressed as a clown for Halloween. Those "pants" are ridiculous. @ 7:11 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Dear Britney,
Since no one in your family, let alone close to you, will look you in the eyes and tell it to you straight, I guess I will have to do it.(sigh)
Your husband Kevin:
Cheats on you
Spends all your money
Used/Uses you
Laughs at you behind your back
Is a deadbeat father
Is a deadbeat period
Looks like a girl
Dresses like a...like a....heck I don't even know!
Will definitely end up as your ex, but not because HE left.
Thus, will move on so fast it'll make your head spin to the next bimbo with money if he hasn't already done so by wooing her with his...oh ick, I can't even go there!
Loved your MONEY more than you
Will secretly wish you'll pursue full custody of Sean, but will gladly accept minimal custody(Easter every other year) because you will sign his paycheck, FOR-evah!

Phew! I'm sooo glad I finally got to tell you this! I was really worried that you might not ever have found out the REAL truth about him! You don't have to thank me!
Well, all right if you really want to! @ 7:24 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: I am now convinced more than ever that Britney Spears..................................is retarded. That is the only logical explination that has become the embarassment of all white poor trash everywhere. One of them finally got out but made everyone look like shit. Que lastima! @ 7:50 PM GMT
swirlogirl said...: yeah.. she's definitely stupid.. but we all knew that right! @ 8:00 PM GMT
Tom P. said...: The talent of this guy just fills me with an urge to barf. So, what do you think... Britney puts on 50 lbs and K-Fed runs off with her bank book? @ 8:14 PM GMT
The Villager said...: Well, regarding that whole "I'm gonna sell 2 million" line.... Remember back in the day, when K-Fed had just married Brit, and the stories surfaced that she had let him have the money from their wedding pictures, so he would have some money of his own? Remember the amount? 2 million.

Coincidence, I think not.

Perhaps it was a loan.

Also, exactly how many world-class tenors are actually folowing K-Fed around? Am I behind on the slang? @ 8:48 PM GMT
Bobbie Dooley said...: Where can I hear this new timeless classic by K.Fed?? @ 8:56 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: he is so pathetic, and a loser too. @ 10:36 PM GMT
mpcmike said...: D.J. YOU are hilarious. as for k-fed, hopefully reality will give him a cold slap in the face and he'll disappear. @ 10:56 PM GMT
Deb B said...: There is a link to it on the Perez Hilton site. @ 10:59 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: Laugh or cry? Laugh or cry? What does one do in this sort of situation? I am at a total loss.

Ha ha at Colonel Mustard though! @ 12:08 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: check it out at http://justjared.blogspot.com/#

...scroll down a little @ 12:42 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: all good points, very good in fact...but....please....this hasn't been mentioned yet so maybe i'm nuts.....he's not really wearing socks with thong sandals, is he???? i bet he must have those nasty crusty yellow fungusy gnarly toenails.....yick @ 1:20 AM GMT
Kim said...: "all these Pavarottis followin' me." ??? ROFL...no wonder Britney burst out laughing. @ 2:10 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: Hey idiot, it's not "stream of CONSCIENCE," okay?
It's stream of consciousness.
And if you don't know the difference, look it up.

Kind of hard to bust on the gnarly jackass KFed when you're such a freaking idiot yourself. @ 5:08 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: ^^Damn...K-Fed's PISSED! And he found a friend who knew how to type to let you know what's what! Mabye he'll make up a rap about you and how you made fun of him but you made a mistake too! @ 6:22 AM GMT
trullesand said...: my goodness, when i listen to songs like this i always think: why has that guy to tell everybody that he has a small dick? @ 12:45 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: "Hey, you wanna piece of this?" Looks like he's practicing for greeeting his legions of fans (well, maybe 6). @ 1:33 PM GMT
Tom P. said...: Hey 12:08, if you don't have the balls to put your name on your rude comments, why don't you save them for your mother. If you know who she is. @ 2:29 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: I feel sorry for 12:08. @ 4:08 PM GMT
Deb B said...: I feel sorry for the kids and for Britney. OMG - I just actually listened to it. @ 4:36 PM GMT
owen said...: DEAR britney,

if a man gives you orgasms, ytou don't have to marry him.

gigolos are the new black, hun.

love,
owen @ 12:04 AM GMT
NY&Co said...: OMG that song sucks ass!! How can they expect to sell any records??? It's worse than Vanilla Ice or Hammer or Milli Vanilli or Ashlee Simpson!!!!
K-Fed is over before he even started. @ 2:45 AM GMT
Distressed Jeans said...: hey anon. 12:08, thanks for the corrections.

Im so sorry. As I sit here with my new puppy, DYING IN THE HOSPITAL and my grandmother sick with breast cancer and my other dog recovering from being ill and having a headache, I should have stopped to consider pulling out my dictionary.

YOu do realize this site is FREE and all the work I do doesnt earn me any money right? And although close, Im not perfect and I do have a life outside the blog.

But I value your corrections and thanks for taking the time out of your busy day to give me the right word to use. @ 6:54 AM GMT
Tom P. said...: DJ, don't listen to those losers... we love you, we love this site, and we love your great sense of humor!

So sorry to hear about your grandmother and the new puppy (obviously your grandmother more). @ 4:37 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: oh no!!!! :( that's terrible. :(
hope it all works out for you hun
xxxx

don't worry about stupid internet ppl, they have no friends and dress ugly in real life.

hope it all comes out ok. @ 2:06 AM GMT