Paris goes peepee
Lizzie Grubman says, "What a great PR move!" 
Guy Ritchie says, "What? I thought you said Paris wet her pants?"
Wilmer Vadaramalama notes, "Golden showers are cool, yo! She single?"
Tyra Banks recoils in disgust, "That's gross! Girlfriend ain't coming on my show!"
"I wish this line would move a little quicker or else I'm going to...oops!"
Page Six- "NEWLY single Paris Hilton has been known to jump the line when she needs the ladies' room. But high-stepping Hiltie decided to wait her turn last weekend in Las Vegas during the opening celebration of Tao at the Venetian, and it was a bad idea. Several witnesses report her "not being able to wait in line for the bathroom," and Michael Politz of the Eye on Vegas blog reports that "cleaning crews were quietly brought in" when her bladder couldn't hold out long enough. Hilton was escorted to her room soon after. Hilton, who announced last week that she had broken off a five-month engagement with Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis, has been seen cuddling with her record producer, Scott Storch.
Her mom, Kathy Hilton, is trying to cover all bases, now telling people that Latsis was not good enough for her daughter because he did not work, even though he was enrolled in film school. A rep said the celebutante couldn't be reached."
posted by CINDY BOKMA @ 8:43 PM
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12 Comments:
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Pisser said...
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Thas' what happens when you let stuff get too loose down there. @ 10:38 PM BST
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Anonymous said...
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of course the Hiltons are going to say anything to save face from the fact that the Latsis family would have disowned PLat for marrying that whore. Nicole must be laughing her ass off- at least all the press does is comment on her weight and sunglasses @ 11:52 PM BST
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Anonymous said...
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Wetting oneself is the new in-thing for celebrities. Fergie, Jenny McCarthy. Now Paris. I think we can expect to see a lot more wet crotches in the coming months.
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Anonymous said...
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Why can't these libs hold their water? @ 3:58 AM BST
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Anonymous said...
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She looks pretty in those pictures. Too bad she sucks balls. Literally and figuratively. Ahh, she's richer and thinner then us fat chumps will ever be, so I guess she can piss all over herself. If she feels embarassed, she can buy a mansion or something. @ 6:49 AM BST
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Tom P. said...
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Lizzie Grubman should avoid cameras in the name of humanity. @ 1:56 PM BST
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MM said...
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She has a record producer? She sings? Anyone hear her ever? Oh, maybe she was singing that jingle in that hamburger/car wash ad! @ 2:32 PM BST
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Anonymous said...
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Aw, Paris does look pretty in that pic.
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a. nonny mouse said...
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Wet pants are the new black! @ 4:42 PM BST
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Anonymous said...
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I guess she'll have to figure out a new way to make money or a new prey to attach herself to. Most likely the latter. 25 Mil isn't that much considering it's split between six and the Hilton women have expensive taste. On the other hand, they are quite the stingy bunch. Mama and papa Hilton should have sold her off at 18 before she could wreck havoc on the world and squander their hopes of more money. @ 6:30 PM BST
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Anonymous said...
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AHHHH HAHAHAHA!!! Paris pissed herself! HAHAHAHA!!!! *slaps knee* @ 11:34 PM BST
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Anonymous said...
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She knows how to keep herself in the business. It doesnt matter if that embarrassed her, as long as she's still in the news. That's what matters for her. Anyway, does it really matter for her the fact that the world saw the leak on her? I mean, after her sex-tape?? She doesnt give any damn about it. @ 6:13 AM BST
Post a Comment | << HomeIn the Hilton fam college is for losers. Porn tapes=fame=money so why waste time studying. @ 12:34 AM BST
I just noticed something. Lizzie has serious David Letterman face going on in some pics. :o @ 3:22 PM BST