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Sunday, October 9

Ode to a Duff


Hilary and her very own BBM. (Big Black Man for those of you not in the know!)


Every hip girl has one. You should get one too!


What, no Haylie or BBM? Are you all alone Hilary?


Now that Hilary is 18 and legal, I'm sure her and boyfriend Joel are spending lots of their time...playing board games and holding hands. If you want to buy the debut issue of Hollywood Dog, you will get to see Hilary and her pup Lola.

HilDu doesn't get under my skin and make me want to scratch until I bleed like some of the other Young Hollywood girls out there. Unlike a venereal disease, Hilary is unoffensive and not bothersome, nor does one require a round of antibiotics after viewing photos of her. She hasn't taken a step into the revolving door of men which the girls keep passing around. Hilary and Stavros? No. Hilary and Paris. No. Hilary and Cisco? No. Just Hilary and Joel.

A Poem

Hilary Duff

new veneers but same

boyfriend. I

like you, Lizzie McGuire. Now

get rid of

Haylie.


41 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I just can't get past her horse teeth. @ 11:36 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The horse teeth are bizarre but she herself does not put me into a violent rage as do other of her ilk..esp Hohan who makes me want to destroy the world but esp the entire Lohan line to save the world from the infestation we can expect as her siblings age. @ 11:58 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Team Aniston said...
Love her and Joel. He really seems to treat her like a gentleman. I dont know it is nice to see someone getting it right out there in LALA land. @ 12:00 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
um, team aniston, "he really seems to treat her like a gentleman" hehee, i am hoping that that is just a typing error. @ 12:07 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Team Aniston said...
Yeah I have had a few beers.. football sunday. Excuse my posts they are probably ridiculous....I actually hope hes not gentle at all wink wink... @ 12:15 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Not to be catty but I never liked her, and never understood her appeal. Now that she is skeletal and copying the fashion style of all the other dumb "stars" (BIG GLASSES- MK Olsen, Nicole Ritchie, BIG PURSE- Jessica Simpson, LLo, HEADBAND- Christina) it's obvious she has no orginality, another reason to dislike her. Sorry, but she is B-O-R-I-N-G. Yawn... @ 3:49 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I like her, but I'm not a fan of her's (does that make sense?) Anyways the reason i like her is because she comes across as being genuinely sweet and friendly. She also seems to have more values and morals than those other hollywood girls (paris, nicole richie, linsey, MK and ashley, etc). She seems grounded in that you don't see her looking piss drunk and dancing on tables and she doesnt' go around half naked either. In conclusion, she's not half bad.

HOWEVER!!!! Her horse teeth is the biggest mistake she could possibly have made! She looked really cute and pretty in the days where she had her REAL teeth and had more weight on her. Nowadays she looks haggard, and she's only 18!! Look at the first pic! She looks like a 40 year old woman for gosh sake! @ 3:55 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I like that pink coat she's wearing. @ 4:33 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous marmar said...
Hillary looks like an old lady. @ 6:31 AM GMT+1  
Blogger swirlogirl said...
she reminds me of donkey from shrek. @ 2:31 PM GMT+1  
Blogger Adeea said...
I cannot believe you said BBM...that is very insensitive. Should everyone have a BB (blonde bimbo)???? You're entitled to your opinion, but just know that I found your comments OFFENSIVE... @ 2:56 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Manic Mom said...
I love Hilary Duff, and her show Lizzie--she is a good mentor to young girls (so far). I hope that doesn't change when she gets the implants!
And if my opinion makes the Manic-Haters mad, so be it! @ 3:03 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Not A Blond said...
I don't think DJ's BBM comment was offensive. The man is big, the man is black. The man is a man. If she wrote Big, Black Man, would that have been better? If you're offended, you've got a right to be, but do blondes get offended every time they hear a blonde joke? Oh, I forgot, blondes are too stupid to understand the jokes...right? See my point? @ 3:07 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I know her and she's not genuinely sweet and friendly unless you're in her immediate group of friends. @ 3:08 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Laura said...
She looks about 40 in that top pic. @ 3:44 PM GMT+1  
Blogger swirlogirl said...
don't people use abbreviations like that in classifieds? SWF4BBM.. how offensive! @ 3:46 PM GMT+1  
Blogger Adeea said...
The offense comes in when she adds insult to injury and says every hip girl needs one, like it's a purse, pet or some kind of accessory. That was just tacky and showed a total lack of taste, decorum and class...and yes, I'm offended. And no one can say that I should or should not be offended...and for the record, I don't like blonde jokes either. @ 4:21 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The teeth are just so very heinous. I didn't recognize her when she first got it done. She looks like a cut-rate Faye Dunaway now. @ 4:43 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Sarah said...
I think DJ's definitely losing her touch. @ 5:14 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Adeea it was supposed to be a joke, as in haha. No one really means to say that having a BBM is rad and like owning an acessary. It's a fact that these young hollywood stars are all getting themselves a BBM, so it was begging to be made fun of. @ 5:47 PM GMT+1  
Blogger Distressed Jeans said...
what what? Please. Every girl from Hilary to Jessica to Britney has been shown with her bodyguard who happens to be big and black. If he was big and white I would have said "her very own BWM." It is a fact that these girls have bodyguards with them while they shop.

Just like when I said every girl needs a dog in a purse to carry around. Seems like all the young stars have a little pet in a leather bag.

Absolutely no offense meant and Im sorry you took it that way. @ 6:42 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Yes, Hilary is kind of cute. @ 8:49 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
DJ is fabulous! And if you go back to her archives, you will see just how many "starlets" have their very own BBM. They carry shopping bags, umbrellas and open car doors, not to mention provide that extra protection that so many of today's young, rich & blonde stars need. The only thing I find insulting about this post is that I live in LA but can't afford my own! @ 9:50 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
DJ, I think you need to have an "Official Reader Chill the F Out Day" to calm some of your rabid fans down! Geez, some of you people need to lighten the frick up! @ 9:57 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Francine said...
Neee-he-he-he-he-he! (That was a horse noise - it's a lot easier to spell than it is to actually make that noise) @ 11:53 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I totally see DJ's point and I agree with her and found nothing she wrote insulting, but what I don't understand is how people will attack someone who has an opinion stating that it was sensitive to her/him. DJ responded and handled the situation. It was Adeea's opinion (I didn't see it as "rabid") and while I may not agree, I won't attack someone for their opinion. @ 12:14 AM GMT+1  
Blogger Adeea said...
What's rabid is the amount of ignorance spewing from the mouths of people who claim to be hip and in style. Insensitivity is not hip or rad. People of color are just supposed to "chill the f out" on comments that have gotten people fired and kicked off their own syndicated shows. I don't care how the comment was "meant" the WORDS themselves was offensive and ignorant...like the saying goes, from the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks. So we'll see how you like it when someone starts commenting that every black athlete needs a dumb, ignorant and often unattractive white woman who likes to take subpar treatment and will spend all of her money on him. So who really needs to chill the f out is the ignorant, asanine people who think this stuff is cute. @ 1:32 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
whatup killjoy @ 1:40 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous pocky sue said...
I think every girl needs a CPC. (cute pink coat)

At least I do, anyway. @ 2:43 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous MM said...
Along with a PFX...
Prescription
For
Xanax.

Guess who? @ 3:37 AM GMT+1  
Blogger sunshiney said...
I think Hilary is one of the most annoying stars(?) ever!!! I prefer Lindsay to Hilary any day. If you don't like Lohan, how could you possibly like a genuine Lindsay imposter? She does look haggard and old and skeletal and how in the heck did she get such a cute boyfriend? Do you people really think that she waited? Yeah right. How else does a 17 year old girl keep a 26 year old man interested? Her extreme intelligence and maturity? LMAO! @ 4:32 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Adeea, maybe it wasn't clear the first time: CHILL THE FUCK OUT! This is light, harmless celebrity banter/reading. It's NOT a place for you to come and voice your uptight and righteous views. However, when we write our next resumes or, perhaps, our Ph.D dissertations, we'll keep your annoying and painfully simplistic rant on, of all places, "Conversations about Famous People" in mind and not use the abbreviation "BBW", okay? @ 4:47 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
WTF!!! girlfriend needs to get her ass back to the orthodontist, pronto! how the hell does she expect to do real photo shoots with these monster choppers? she doesn't even look like the same person, and if her people really care about her, they should tell her so. DAYUM! @ 9:06 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
In the top picture she looks like a younger Joan Rivers which is a shame because Hillary WAS so pretty, but what has she done to her teeth? And why? Surely she can go back to her OLD teeth?

Eden @ 3:49 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
To Adeea,
I'm sorry I just do not understand the offence. They are men who are big and black and they ARE being treated like a fashion craze in the same way that stuffing a puppy into a purse is deemed 'fashionable' at the moment. How does pointing that out make you ignorant in any way? I think you are just a very racially sensitive member of the PC wagon whose motto is 'NEVER, FOR THE LIFE OF YOU MENTION ANYBODIES RACE'.

Maria D'Alesso @ 3:54 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I'm sorry Adeea, I just don't get it. There was a movie out several years ago called Single White Female. There was also a country song by the same title. As a single white female myself, according to your logic, I should have been offended by that, because the words themselves are offensive. See why I don't get it now? Or is it only if you say black instead of white that it becomes offensive? Lighten up Chickie; it makes life a LOT more fun!

Maria @ 8:13 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Sorry, just to clarify, the above post is not from the same Maria as the one above that by Maria D'Alesso. Thanks! The other Maria. @ 8:16 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Carina said...
Adeea's comments = political correctness at its worst. Mentioning or acknowledging person's race does not constitute racism! @ 9:01 PM GMT+1  
Blogger Jennie Reb said...
Yikes! I do think Hillary is a good role model for young girls, but those teeth!!!! Hoo-ey, even my son (who has recently discovered girls) thinks they're scary. @ 2:39 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
my cousin and i really liked hilary duff . people say we are white because we love her, britney spears, christina aguilera, lindsay lohan, kelly clarkson and avril i mean you get what i mean we loved hilary so much but now we think she looks like an old granny i mean did she get botox did she loose weight she really does have horse teehth now. we still like her but just not that much because she is so ugly now. i mean i used to defend her, when people where talking about her i guess she has just changed now trying to look like typical americans she is just a big fake now. @ 2:18 AM GMT  
Anonymous purse said...
Winter sucks in the north west. Cali is supposed to be warm all the time. I end up surfing for stuff to buy online all the time. Clothes, shoes, purse, whatever. I also have no one to talk to, so here I am again. Time to go look for some more sites with purse maybe. Who knows. @ 12:04 AM GMT  
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