Conversations about Famous People: Katie Holmes is five months pregnant!

Monday, October 17

Katie Holmes is five months pregnant!

Katie Holmes just backed out of her new film called Shame on You. Why, you might ask? Well, she fears that working will cause harm to her unborn child. She wants to take is easy, head over to the Scientology center and relax in a comfy Lay-Z-boy while she watches films like Battlefield Earth, reads her Dianetics literature and gets her emeters monitored while she attempts to achieve a Level 7 clear like Tom.

Katie and Tom are currently planning their wedding to take place in Mexico. This better happen soon! After all, she is about four months along. Yeah, you can't fool me Katie. A first time pregnancy belly is barely noticeable until after the first trimester.

And rumor has it that Tom keeps a special chair at the Scientology center for his auditing. He doesn't allow anyone to sit in it, including Katie! And especially not John Travolta who has been a little heavier than usual lately.

22 Comments:

nycjunkie said...: jusr plain scary @ 7:24 AM BST
nycjunkie said...: oops i meant *just @ 7:24 AM BST
Anonymous said...: geraldo rivera has got to do one of his solve the mystery shows on these two. something is very very fishy and i think it's time to launch the public inquiry.

it's october now. kate is five months pregnant. five months ago it was may. tomkat went public on april 24, 2005. prior to this time, there is no known existence of tomkat. tom, who's never been able to get any of his ex wives pregnant, got this girl pregnant in a span of a week of knowing her?? i'm confused. katie, a sworn "virgin till i marry girl" met tom and lost her virginity (sacred to her) in the same week. meanwhile she's with chris klein for five years and supposedly a virgin the entire time. something is just not adding up here.

very fishy. who's got geraldo's number? @ 7:53 AM BST
nic said...: maybe it's just another publicity stunt? weird stuff.

Uh-oh, I criticized a Scientologist, they might come after me with an emeter butt-plug! @ 11:59 AM BST
the voice of your conscience said...: whaddya all reckon he is whispering in her ear?

"Go on Katie, Rictus Grin Number Five, just like we practiced, or else its the electrodes again tonight!!" @ 12:01 PM BST
jaki said...: I've been living under a rock. Katie's pregnant? Who's the father? @ 1:52 PM BST
Deb B said...: 5 months and they started dating 6 months ago? My god - no wonder her parents are upset (according the latest issue of Star). @ 2:07 PM BST
swirlogirl said...: man it sure stinks in here cuz these two are full of shit! @ 3:28 PM BST
Anonymous said...: I think geraldo will go against the grain as is his M.O. He was a bootlicker to the King of Pedophiles and I see him becoming close to the "famous couple" and filming the birth. When geraldo gets involved, you know it's all downhill from there. @ 3:42 PM BST
Anonymous said...: why has everything always got to be so over the top for these 2. KATE looks CRAZY. Tom is CRAZY ok now i see the connection. is it really old tommy's offspring or is it going to come out looking like John Travolta in Battlefield earth- beard and all? Ands what's with these B actresses claiming virginity until... I get on the cover of vogue? quite frankly if i had to choose sex with Chris K or Tom's butt plug- I'd pick Chris hands down (and butt clenched) @ 3:54 PM BST
Anonymous said...: I've read they are marrying on CHRISTMAS DAY!

Supposedly, they both "love the holiday," and that's why they're doing it.

HELLO? Scientology isn't a Christian religion, so why is Christmas so special to them? WTF?

To make things worse, Christmas Day is MY wedding anniversary, and the thought of these to nutjobs sharing MY wedding anniversary is too depressing for words. @ 5:09 PM BST
Anonymous said...: When did she and Chris break up? I can't remember, but I think it was more than 6 mos. ago...unless they had post-breakup sex, the baby isn't Tom's, but I'm scared to wonder who's it really is... @ 6:37 PM BST
Anonymous said...: tom just needs to have some stupid bitch to follow him like a puppy. nicole kidman must be laughing her ass off! @ 8:22 PM BST
Anonymous said...: They need to spend a little less time at the Scientology Center and more time at the orthodontist. Bad teeth. That's what brought them together. That or he bought a relationship because he didn't people to think he was gay: that plan worked out well. Everyone buys this!
So I think she broke up with Chris several months before she and Tom entered into their "relationship". @ 1:24 AM BST
Leah said...: Can't belive I have put this much thought into this, but..

When they calculate your due date, they add from the date of your last, umm, Aunt Flo. (Keepin it real for the guys here) So that first "month" of the pregnancy you are not even pregnant.

So, with that logic I'm guessing they dated for a month and then conceived. @ 2:53 AM BST
Anonymous said...: not according to my ob/gyn. they use the date of your last period to figure out when you most likely ovulated next, which is a week or so before your next to-be-period, and calculate according to your most likely ovulation date. not from you ractual period, and you do actually become pregnant before your first missed period. @ 3:08 AM BST
Anonymous said...: c'mon guys, quit wasting your time with the calculations.
He turkey basted her on their first date, which was a "sushi" date on his "private jet."

oh yeah. these two are EFFING nuts! @ 4:17 AM BST
n.v. said...: The Voice of Your Conscience, you made me crackle cackle and pop with that comment. "Rictus grin": Very Sylvia Plath. Me likey! @ 6:17 AM BST
n.v. said...: I think Katie's going to give birth to Crosby's baby. You know, that tubba-lard that turkey-basted that Etheridge dyke. Tom paid him off in donuts and ho-hos. @ 6:20 AM BST
Anonymous said...: You have to be very young and naive to be brainwashed by a cult. That is why Tom left Nicole and why he is Mad about Katie.

Katie: Yes master! I will join the church of scientology because I have always been a big fan of yours!

Tom: Now we can populate the earth with our seed! Bwa ha ha! Look out Pope Benidict XVI! We are going to create a spawn that will grow up and take over the Catholic Church~ Then the world! Bwa ha ha!

Katie: But, I love the pope Tom!

Tom: You love the church of scientology...you love the church of scientology...when I snap my fingers you will not remember the name of the pope...one two three

((snap))

Katie: Huh? Wuh? What happened? I love the church of Scientology!

THE END! @ 10:29 AM BST
Anonymous said...: Just leave the poor girl alone! I mean, I'm sure she's not the only one that SAID she would be a virgin until she's married and not follow through. Give her a break. @ 1:46 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: i think she was inseminated with L.Ron's sperm that was frozen after his death. @ 7:05 PM GMT