Conversations about Famous People: Jude and Sienna, part III

Sunday, October 9

Jude and Sienna, part III

The other man

the scorned girlfriend seeking revenge

"I just bloody don't understand! Doesn't Sienna understand that when I cheated, it was merely for a role in a movie..it was research, you know. I'm a method actor! What could her excuse possibly be?"

Just like Brad and Jen, the relationship between Jude and Sienna is finally put to rest. It is finally over now that Jude caught Sienna cheating on him with his good friend, Daniel Craig!

According to the Sunday Mirror, Jude is crushed! He thought he and Sienna were working things out and he was trying quite hard to keep his trouser snake tucked into the safety of his pants. Meanwhile, Sienna was out shagging his buddy. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, right ladies? Tit for tat.

According to the Mirror, "Jude is in pieces. Daniel was one of his closest friends. He can't believe Sienna could do this to him."

It was the driver who told Jude Sienna had been secretly seeing Daniel. Jude could not believe she would cheat on him after the past few weeks of his monogamy. Doesn’t it count for anything that he hasn’t participated in a coke fueled orgy or gotten naked with a nanny in a while?

Jude flew to Spain to comfort himself and probably have lots of sex with random women and pass out. He forbade his pals from telling Sienna where he is staying, as if she would be hot on his trail looking for him. Jude is clearly suffering from emotional distress and exhaustion and should really get a room where Kate Moss is staying. There is nothing like a stint in Celebrity Rehab to turn things around.

19 Comments:

v said...: Man. I thought she would cheat with the Jolie first, there goes my 20 quid.

Hmm, does this mean Daniel Craig got the Bond role and Sienna's putting in a good word for a Bond Girl role? @ 10:24 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: That dude is far foxier than Jude.... @ 3:00 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Ewww that dude she cheated on him with is fugly! At least pick a cuter guy. @ 4:00 AM GMT+1
pocky sue said...: ooooohhhh...cute hair cut... @ 4:02 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Daniel looks like a very masculine man, not a metrosexual like Jude. @ 4:09 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Dan is hotter and maybe he's hung! @ 4:36 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: What kind of a twisted world do these people live in, where it's considered much more palatable to be the centre of reports of drugs, orgies and vicious breakups than it is to just come out of the damn closet! @ 8:58 AM GMT+1
Ebba said...: Didn't Craig break up Kate Moss and Jefferson as well? ???

Don't these people know any other people?

Trés incestious @ 11:51 AM GMT+1
swirlogirl said...: being famous is like having a golden ticket to orgyville. toot toot! these two better be brroken up for good. i don't want to have to hear about them makin up again. my precious heart cant take it @ 4:02 PM GMT+1
Teceth said...: Boo fucking hoo, Jude. Whaddaya mean, you can't believe Sienna would do this to you? Your ass must get mighty cold up on that pedestal, all alone. @ 4:14 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Girls, we may have just witnessed the best, calculated-hell hath no fury like a woman scored move in the history of relationships!! What a coup!! Cry a river casue he cheated, slowly take him back, reel him in and then go for the jugular with his best friend! How hilarious!! @ 4:36 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: What a bunch of hoodrats... obviously they don't have a very large circle of friends over there. @ 7:45 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: I think that guy is hot! @ 7:51 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Sienna rocks. I'd do Daniel Craig in a heartbeat! I hope Jude is devastated - what a cheating jerk. Tee hee. @ 1:32 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Amen to Anon 11:36. @ 2:59 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Have always, always LOVED Dan Craig. The man is a total fox and a very good actor who doesn't seem to be thinking of his fucking visage each moment he's in front of camera. Sienna does not need a man, but since she is finally exercising her right to choose, thank Heaven she's stepping out with someone who won't make her look like a fan club hanger-on.
(And her new hair is gorgeous. Growing up is good for you.) @ 5:14 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: God bless Sienna! What a great move. Daniel Craig is by far much, much hotter than Jude. Daniel Craig- I just get the impression that he could fix the plumbing in the bathroom, write you a gorgeous poem and leave it on the kitchen counter at breakfast, have a beer with his mates down at the pub, then dress up in a tuxedo and take you for a beautiful romantic dinner at the Savoy. All in one day! He's an all-around guy-- girls want to shag him and men want to have a beer with him. That's hard to pull off in Cookie-Cutter Actor Universe. @ 5:51 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Daniel Craig is about as hot as elephantitis and a case of the shingles. @ 7:44 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Is that you Jude at anon@2:44??? @ 11:46 PM GMT+1