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Sunday, October 9

Jen hangs up on Brad

"Jen, is that you?"


"No, its Britney! Y'all, my boobs are so sore. And I'm real tired!"


"Are you there Jen? It's me Brad."


Source: London Free Press

Jennifer Aniston is said to have hung up on Brad Pitt when he recently tried apologizing to her for the pain he's caused by his romance with Angelina Jolie.Her friends say she's bracing for the inevitable wedding between Brad and Angelina, who are reportedly seeking to adopt a child orphaned by hurricane Katrina.If that happens, they would have three of the seven children she and Brad plan to have.The big question is whether they'll have a child of their own or just keep on adopting.


63 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Pitt's final words " I'm happier than I've ever been ". I guess thats why Jenny hung up.

Jen will never get over Holywood hunk, Brad Pitt. @ 11:05 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
^ I agree. Brad is top dog in Hollywood now, and will be for at least a couple more years. I'd be pathetically sad if Brad left me. @ 11:32 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Team Aniston said...
I think Jen is doing well... Who knows what is up in her love life. She wont have a magazine do a 60 page photo shoot to pretty much nail it on the head for everyone... THey are over I have gotten over it. I wish them luck. @ 12:13 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"The big question is whether they'll have a child of their own or just keep on adopting."

Is that the big question? I thought the big question is, will their egos grow so big that they consume all life in the universe. @ 12:19 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
^^ TO Anon

Funniest thing I've. ever. heard.

Brad and his preying mantis can go to hell--as long as they don't drag down the poor adopted kids too.

(i love how evil JA's become just because she doesn't adopt all of Somalia.) @ 12:41 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
TOTALLY! Just because JA does not opportunistically use photo ops to show what a "humanitarian" she is, suddenly she is "evil". Looks like Angelina's publicist, who no doubt worked overtime to revamp her drug abuser/incestuous brother kissing/homewrecker/ho bag image, is laughing all the way to the bank. @ 1:32 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
6:05 (PM) You are so right! LMAO @ 1:52 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The sinkable Jennifer Aniston, Brad didn't call her @ 1:56 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Jen isn't doing very well..She has no love life. She sure isn't smart. Brad is not thinking of Jen, he is planning a wedding. @ 2:26 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I guess the guilt is finally settling in... as it should. And maybe Brad is finally coming back to the reality that Angelina really isn't "all that", but actually kinda' nutty. @ 4:05 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That was nutty. Jen does a lot of lying, he didn't call her. She is so desperate at this point, she will try anything for his attention. Brad not thinking of Jen, Angelina is on his mind. @ 4:33 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Angie kicked Jen's ass for calling Brad-the video:

http://www.xtremecreators.com/Impaler.html @ 4:38 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
6:05pm==I am with you. Last call. Brad wouldn't take a call from Aniston. She has caused him more trouble, by bashing him and Angelina. @ 4:46 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Jen has been telling to many lies lately. She claims, a man broke in her house, door unlocked. She stalks the beach with her anger, running good people off. She has proven since the break-up, what a bad person she really is. She should stop her childish pranks. Brad is happy now. @ 5:16 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Who said anything about Jen reporting that Brad called her?

So, Brad and Angie are going to adopt a "Hurricane Orphan" eh? Gee, no, that won't bring any publicity to the them. Did they never think of adopting a poor American child before? Why is it only when tragedy (aka publicity) happens does Angie go rushing in? There are plenty of American children living in poverty that could have used her help before this. How about helping out at home first? I guess she just figured that out and jumped on the hurricane bandwagon. Admirable. NOT! @ 5:55 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Lol, I don't beleive BP called JA I did like 6:05(PM) post, it sounds so true. @ 6:06 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Jen needs to jump on some wagon, and disappear. She has just about completed her career. Brad proved he never loved her. @ 6:10 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
ah the 'helping at home first' plea classic. exactly why the continent of africa has been raped entirely. cuz god forbid ppl look outside america.

anyway brad angelina jennifer zzzzz @ 8:42 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Jen is such a loser. @ 1:08 PM GMT+1  
Blogger RedPeggy said...
Jesus, listen to yourselves, you're monsters. This woman has had her life torn apart, and all you can call her is a loser? Or ugly? What the hell did she do to deserve that? What evidence are you going on that she is 'stalking the beach', and moreover, what the frick are you talking about? Accept that she is human and hurt. Then leave her alone. And by the way, I sincerely hope that your mates all call you losers behind your backs next time you fall in love and believe it's forever to then have your beloved, perfect, precious person lost to another lover. Losers. @ 2:06 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
This sounds like another lie of Jens. She has been telling fibs for months now. If Brad did call her I'm sure it was to tell her to, stop making a azz out of yourself. Then she hangs up. Brad is not coming back Jen. Lies or no lies. @ 2:06 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
9:06/ A lot of ppl favor Brad, not Jen. Jen is a very desperate lady, always has been. Brad got tired of her. I, doubt Brad called Jen. She lied again. @ 2:11 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What will JA dream up next? I will beleive this when I, read in People's Magazine. Lol, she is trying hard for BP attention, to bad it is not working. @ 2:40 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
6:05 (P.M.) Great comment. Jennifer probally heard the news of the Pitt's liking Angelina now. Brad called Jen to tell her his good news, she hangs up. Poor Jen, she is such a lier. @ 2:51 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
All the hate Jen she's a liar comments are by one person.

I don't think Brad called her because he doesn't have the balls and he is ashamed.

Jennifer has the acting career she wants with 8 movies coming out.

Brad has the instant family he wanted with two bought children.

Live and let live. @ 3:16 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
^I dont think that. Every one has a opinion. You look like you posted most of the lame comments. You need to grow-up. Yes, I do beleive Jen would do anything to get Brad back. @ 4:05 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
10:16 what you don't understand is, Jen is a lier. If you don't like the comments, don't read them. @ 4:08 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
10:16 give it up. You and your many names, posted the crazy crap. If a person disagrees with, you slander their comments. Sorry, nobody likes Jen, but you.
Jenny didn't get a call from Brad. @ 4:14 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
6:05 pm. Lol, I couldn't have said it better. I still have my doubts, that Brad called Jen. @ 4:17 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Manic Mom said...
LOVE that we're still talking about Brit's boobies not working here. I hope her son is surviving on that crap formula they give kids these days... you know, those selfish bitch women who don't breastfeed. @ 4:19 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
10:16 is a crude person. You shouldn't attack other's comments. Go, find a site were they love fake Jen. We know how Jen can be. @ 4:21 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
11:19/ Read before you post. You sound a lot like 10:16.
What does it matter if Brad did call Jen? Big deal. They are divorced. @ 4:26 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
this is pure gossip like always, but the britney thing was funny @ 4:40 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Brad called Jen? lmao. I don't think so. @ 4:46 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Team Aniston said...
I know my Jen called Brad when he was sick from the VD Angelina probably spewed from her rancid smelly clam. Class that is Jen. Maybe Boring.. doesnt buy kids collect bones and drink blood. No she just makes movie and is healing from a broken heart. You should all take a page out of her book. @ 5:49 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
^ I bet. Brad called Jen, to see if she is coming to the wedding. @ 6:46 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Brad called Jen to tell her to back-off.


Team Jolie @ 6:55 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The Britney part is the best....*Cracks up again* Good stuff. @ 7:29 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
6:05pm DITTO. So true. @ 7:40 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous linda lee said...
Guys, come on, anyone who hangs out on this website knows rags LIE and you have to keep it fun and lite.
Are you all flocking over here from some serious fan site?
Jen has conducted herself with dignity. Brad and Jolie waited and stayed out of the public eye for a decent amount of time, and they both have a desire to help and reach out. Geez! They didn't suddenly change when they got together, their charity work precedes the relationship.
I think the 3 of them are all fine and admirable people. @ 7:49 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
2:49/ You have problems. This is a post. Jen has 1 person defending here, over and over again. Freedom of Speech lady.
I agree, Jen made this crap up for more attention. She knows Brad is not calling her. @ 8:00 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Jen doesn't have any dignity. She is a cokehead and pothead. Nobody respects skanks like her. @ 8:11 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Britney said...
Ahl ah know is mah boobies are hurtin' for certain. Nobahdy tole us it was guhna be so harhd to take care uf a kid. @ 8:33 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Bill Gates said...
Hi, I just wanted to let you know that because of my excellent computer hacking skills I have found out that there is a bored PC user who has posted the majority of comments on this blog. Anon 6:05 to be exact. Responding to their own comments as well. Groovy...now I'm going back to count my millions. @ 9:07 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
^ it takes all kinds. I heard Brad didn't call Jen. @ 11:50 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
4:07 hacking skills? You are the same idiot posting crap on all sites. I have skills you would even dream up.

Jen hung up on Brad? @ 11:54 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hey Bill, Nothing better to do. That was funny. I actually write programs. That person doesn't know it takes PROGRAMS to hack. Man, some stupid remarks here. Who's next Steve Case? @ 12:04 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
4:07/ is a child. Playing games.
Pitt finally dumped Aniston. I knew it would happen, sooner or later. @ 12:11 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
3:33-4:07 is the same boring person. She lives on the computer, stalking all posters.
Poor Jen @ 12:26 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I care because? I don't. They could give a rat's arse about me and I feel the same towards them. Yet it is hilarious to watch these posters get their panties in a wad EVERYTIME the name Jennifer A or Angelina J or Brad come up. @ 12:38 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
^ Read the poster. Brad and Jennifer. I agree with you. These 3 stars cause havoc everywhere. @ 12:59 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Phone Conversation:
Brad: Hey Jen control yourself, you are all coked up now. Get some help, please. Keep your sht together, I'm not coming back.
Jen: Brad please, please.
Brad: Jen you are insane.
Jen: Click.
@ 1:55 AM GMT+1  
Blogger Mama Grits said...
WHOA! Some of you people can scare me. To the person who said that about Angelina helping out at home first, though I agree that she does seem a little too keen to adopt every baby in the world, I would say that it's great she wants to help yet another orphan. BUT...just because Jen hasn't done so, doesn't make her selfish. It's ridiculous to say that a person is selfish who doesn't want a child. I think that makes her rather mature to not want to bring a child into her life just to send it off with a nanny until she has a photo-op. @ 2:07 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
^ I don't understand why ppl have to be like that. Some of the remarks were, funny. The ( non-pun ) ones. They voiced their opinions, with style. @ 2:28 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Grits, this is about a phone call, not Angelina. The remarks you agreed with was, yourself. You must have something better to do, than talk about innocent children. You act like you know Angelina and Jennifer, that is hidious. Take a break.

Team Jolie @ 2:46 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous pocky sue said...
You people (person?) are really starting to weird me out. @ 2:46 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
One thing Jen isn't is, mature. She will never have a child. She has proven her career is more, important. The sad thing is, Jen has no acting career. She sucks at it. After these movies come out, that will complete her career. @ 3:00 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
9:46/ Add to the list with, grits.
Poor Jenny, she is getting old. @ 3:05 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Camila said...
TEAM ANISTON! now we are 2 persons here that like jen i guess =S i think this web is fucking great and funny, i think the britney thing was funny too but all that fight about jen and angie its getting boring really cause i think this web is for making fun of the people so don't take all the comments too serious @ 3:29 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Jenn hung up on Brad? That's hard to believe. All she does is talk about how desperate she has been since the divorce. JA is living in a make believe world. @ 12:27 AM GMT+1  
Blogger Jennie Reb said...
anon 9:46 you're comment makes no sense whatsoever @ 2:06 AM GMT+1  
Blogger Jennie Reb said...
^not pocky sue, the anon, I mean @ 2:08 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Correct me if I'm wrong but only Angelina, Brad, and Jennifer know what's really going on. Did you people talk personally one on one to any of them, or are you all just making assumptions according to the media? To read the tabloids and analyze their personal life is one thing, but you people are taking it to the extreme. Of course we are all going to be interested in what's going on in their lives considering we are fans, therefore that's what fans are obligated to do. ALTHOUGH, keep in mind that everyone has their own opinion and just because you don't agree with somebody else's outlook does not mean you have to necassarily attack them with immature gestures and name calling. Some of you take other peoples life which may I add(people you don't even know and more than likely never will) waaaay too serious and need to get a life. Hence: that little [x] on the top right of your screen. Now I must adjourn this meeting. @ 2:58 AM GMT  
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