Conversations about Famous People: Eva knows her rifles

Wednesday, October 26

Eva knows her rifles

See the fur around Eva? That’s a white deer skin fur with a chinchilla blended fox fur underlay. And she culled the fur from wild animals on her family’s farm. It's true.

Eva is highly trained as a hunter. She is an expert with a gun, and not only that but she moonlights as a sharpshooter and makes a mean rabbit stew. Eva owns her own rifle and goes quail hunting twice a year and can lasso a steer too. Madonna thinks she is so high and mighty with her horses and British hunting boots. Well, Eva could not only hunt circles around Madge but could skin her and mount her on the front end of her Escalade. I like the holiday wreath around the neck of a dead carcass, it puts me in the mood for cranberries and stringing popcorn.

Says Eva, “"I can handle a gun. Hello? Yes. I could skin a deer, I could skin a pig. I can pluck a quail -- you name it, I've done it. A pioneer woman." A proud, card carrying member of the NRA!

36 Comments:

n.v. said...: I really hate this woman. She's so smug. @ 3:29 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: a couple of months ago she was flat chested...did someone get some new implants? @ 4:04 AM GMT+1
Tom P. said...: I used to not like her. But all this gun stuff makes me say, "You're wonderful, Eva. Please don't shoot me!" @ 5:37 AM GMT+1
~ very Bret Easton Ellis-y of you said...: "Madonna thinks she is so high and mighty with her horses and British hunting boots. Well, Eva could not only hunt circles around Madge but could skin her and mount her on the front end of her Escalade. I like the holiday wreath around the neck of a dead carcass, it puts me in the mood for cranberries and stringing popcorn."

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BEST.... LINES.... EVER

(on a gossip site that is. Trust me, I've seen no shortage of gems!) ;-) @ 6:50 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Eva is very good at creating fake cleavage. I don't know what she uses--tape, padding, whatever but she is a genius with that. I've seen pictures of her within days of each other where she appears very differently sized in the bust. But in the string binkinis you can always tell she isn't large, or fake. @ 7:07 AM GMT+1
swirlogirl said...: i'd love to go trap shooting with eva's and the rest of hollywood's implants. @ 2:29 PM GMT+1
RedPeggy said...: Maybe she and Madonna could go hunting together? I understand there are a high ratio of accidental shootings on these trips. @ 2:55 PM GMT+1
localcelebrity said...: Besides the fact that I already hate her and this hunting thing makes me hate her more...that is the MOST horrendous outfit I have ever seen. Ever! @ 5:31 PM GMT+1
steph said...: dude! jenn! can you picture it? we'll fling silicone discs in the air and eva'll blast em! chk-chk-BOOM!!!... and then SPLAT! @ 5:32 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: What is that thing on her head? @ 5:39 PM GMT+1
Roxanne said...: aw man, why'd you have to go and tell me that? i didn't mind eva before. yay to hot latinas. but now that i know she not only wears fur, but is a hunter, makes me sick to my stomach. i wish i could bulemia-vomit my way through hollywood and throw up my red bull and cocaine all over her stupid ugly fur. just sayin'. @ 6:40 PM GMT+1
pocky sue said...: One more reason to not like her. @ 6:44 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Eva is a doofus, but so are some of you people. You think hunting is less moral than going and getting your slaughter-house meat from the grocery store? You think that because you buy your meat all neat and tidy in the shrink wrap or frozen container you're a better person? If you can't kill it and clean it yourself, then I most certainly hope you're a vegetarian or vegan, because otherwise you're a big fat hypocrite. @ 7:49 PM GMT+1
steph said...: i know whatever it is she's wearing is store bought, and that ain't cool, but i'd be much less anti her wearing fur if she was the one who made that wrap from a deer she had cooked for dinner. that's really not so bad. maybe she could make earrings from the spleen? @ 7:51 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: HUNTING IS A REDNECK CONSERVATIVE VALUE PROTECTED BY THE CONSTITUTION. LEAVE US ALONE!!!!!!! @ 9:31 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: And buying your meat in the grocery store after someone else raised the damn thing in nasty conditions, slaughtered it on a filthy, bloody conveyer belt is better because it's not associated with rednecks? Give me a break.

If someone made that kind of slur toward a racial group, it would be pointed out what kind of bigoted trash it is. And this is being pointed out by a West Coast major city living hate country western music gay lovin social liberal, dumbass.

Oh well, live on with your rationalized inconsistencies. @ 10:30 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Hunting is not a right mentioned in the constitution. @ 10:53 PM GMT+1
steph said...: but without responsible hunting we'd have too many of certain species in some areas. i'm not talkin' about rootin' tootin' wooooooeeeeee let's get drunk and bag ourselfs an animal for fun type of hunting. those are the ones who give hunting a bad name. i'm talking about the actual sportsmanlike hunting, where you go out and take only what you're actually going to eat. like going fishing - it's not evil, it's dinner. @ 10:59 PM GMT+1
swirlogirl said...: here we go again! @ 11:05 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Hunting isn't in the constitution. End of story. It wasn't an argument for or against hunting. Look for a "right to hunt"--you won't find it. I guarantee. @ 11:42 PM GMT+1
sushi2nite said...: Hunting is wrong. Wearing fur encourages pain and suffering...and regarding Eva, she is already over-saturated. It's only a matter of time before the media turn on her. YEA! @ 12:04 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: So then, fishing is wrong, too, and thus Sushi, Miss Sushi2nite, is also, right?

Hmm...what's more ethical, putting out a big ass net and scooping up hundreds of fish, or buying a license (where the proceeds go to wildlife conservation) for the unlikely chance you will put down one animal in which you will carry, skin, clean yourself?

I hope you're saying ALL animal products are wrong. Because if not, it just proves you're stupid.

Moral relativism is a joke. "Hunting is wrong". Yeah, so are you. @ 12:45 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: I'm a Texan and a vegetarian. Man if you are uncomfortable with fishing, hunting and gutting the animal yourself, you should leave meat alone. If the thought of hunting bothers you take off those leather shoes of yours. Me- I'm all thumbs up if you can grow/ hunt your grub. Hunting for sport to me is wrong, but if you're going to eat it and use every bit of it- go ahead. It's easy to see everything in black and white when you have no hands on association with the issue at all. Eat this, PETA. @ 1:15 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: i had no idea eva was so cool. i used to hate her but i have new found respect for her. i myself am a pretty-girl, fasionista, gossip monger who just happens to be a gun collecter, NRA member, ect.. Hats off to Eva!!!! @ 2:28 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Hmmm... who cares? Why argue about these issues, there is no right or wrong. People make their own choices. @ 2:37 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Actually Anon 7:45PM you need a fishing requires a license just like hunting does. At least in CA.
Although I do agree with you that if Sushi person is anti-hunting she should certainly consider the environmental damage done by commercial fishing which is far greater than recreational hunting. Since I sort of doubt she is out with a reel and pole catching individual fish to make into sushi at home. @ 6:57 AM GMT+1
RedPeggy said...: I'm vegetarian too by the way, and just generally disagree with causing anything pain. It's a blurry line though - because self sufficiency should be applauded. In a world where we use disgusting farming methods (and may I just point out here how shocked I am at how many celebs promote McDonalds - unethical, unhealthy, unscrupulous and infamous - is it only Europeans who boycott them so loudly?) then self sufficiency and using every part of what you hunt is a much better option. It's just that personally I can't hurt anything. I believe that unless you are truly prepared to go through the same, you should not inflict it on any other living thing. I don't like to be scared, and if I see something looking scared and I am the reason, then it makes me feel horribly uncomfortable. But what can I say, I'm just an extremely nice person. @ 1:30 PM GMT+1
RedPeggy said...: I'm vegetarian too by the way, and just generally disagree with causing anything pain. It's a blurry line though - because self sufficiency should be applauded. In a world where we use disgusting farming methods (and may I just point out here how shocked I am at how many celebs promote McDonalds - unethical, unhealthy, unscrupulous and infamous - is it only Europeans who boycott them so loudly?) then self sufficiency and using every part of what you hunt is a much better option. It's just that personally I can't hurt anything. I believe that unless you are truly prepared to go through the same, you should not inflict it on any other living thing. I don't like to be scared, and if I see something looking scared and I am the reason, then it makes me feel horribly uncomfortable. But what can I say, I'm just an extremely nice person. @ 1:30 PM GMT+1
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RedPeggy said...: God, sorry about that. That was NOT on purpose I promise @ 4:14 PM GMT+1
RedPeggy said...: God, sorry about that. That was NOT on purpose I promise @ 4:14 PM GMT+1
swirlogirl said...: i love meat, fish and chicken @ 9:53 PM GMT+1
Jennie Reb said...: No sweat, RedPeggy. My comments tend to get posted twice occasionally too. Don't know why.

I agree with the vegs. I too am a vegetarian, and I do cook meet for my family (who are not vegetarian). Though I cannot, nor would I, raise and slaughter the animals myself, I do research the farms that provide the meat I buy to avoid supporting large factory farms. There are many independent farmers in my area, so I can do this without breaking the bank. But, even though I don't hunt, and I agree with your view about hunting wholeheartedly, I am married to a Mississippi Man who does enjoy hunting. He (or friends) eat everything he hunts, which is admittedly not much!

I hate when people start freaking out on each other about this issue. Those who are conscious about the food or products they buy (cruelty free, etc.) are doing a service to humanity, but let's face it, some people can't afford to do that, or just don't care. It's not our place to attack those who for whatever reasons choose not to do this. I ate meat for 25 years, I sure can't attack someone else who eats meat.

PS: I think the redneck comment was a joke... @ 6:26 AM GMT
RedPeggy said...: What redneck comment? @ 10:33 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: When my canine teeth finally flatten out, then I will consider Vegetarian. Until then, eat meat, wear furs and wonder when the oil will run out for the synthetic stuff we use!
Lets be reasonable, not emotive - meat, leather and furs will always be around us. @ 1:37 PM GMT
RedPeggy said...: Yes. And lots children are all around me right now. Shall I skin them alive? Boil them alive or just club them over the head, anon?

By the way, your appendix is useless - best rip it out with those canines, because you simply can't have a body part that is unnecessary. @ 4:49 PM GMT