Ashlee Simpson wears a hair net

This gives us a clear view of Ashlee's lunchlady chic hair do. You should always secure your hairnet with a clip to keep stray hairs out of the franks n' beans.

I didn't steal your boyfriend! Oh yes I did. Ashlee works it with Wilmer. Nice fedora, how very Ashton Kutcher of you!

Soon we can expect to see Ashlee with a.) Paris Latsis 2.) Stavros (he doesnt need a last name) 3.) Cisco Adler

It was a few nights ago, I was sitting in a restaurent in Los Angeles, having dinner with my friend, T. Everyone is LA is always checking everyone else out. Its just the way it is. There is always the promise of seeing a celebrity or a b-list actor or even a c-list reality star. There is eye contact being made, you must always be well groomed because the guy over there could be from William Morris and at any moment, offer you his business card with the promise of stardom and fame in exchange for showing your boobs in the back alley and maybe performing a sex act or two.

So, T. and I were eating our gourmet food stuffs and drinking our imported ice water, when suddenly a flash of blonde and red caught my eye, it was none other than Ashlee Simpson standing before me in all her black nailed glory.

And this is what happened: we locked eyes. And then...I said, "Hi." and she looked right at me and said, "Hey." Then she sent down and I paid the bill and that concludes The Day I Met Ashlee.

posted by Cindy @ 12:10 AM