Conversations about Famous People: Random

Wednesday, September 28

Random

I wish I was in New York City right this minute. I would run as fast as I could, my gazelle like legs carrying me through the streets, to meet up with Lindsay Lohan who is shooting a music video!

It's Britney and Kevin! And they have matching buns and matching bloated bellies! Federbellies. I must look away.

Sheryl Crow admits to getting high before going on stage at her concerts. I believe it. I saw Sheryl in concert years ago and she was so bad, my ears were bleeding and I had to leave. Nice legs, did she get them so trim and fit from...biking?

Jessica shows off her newly colored hair. If you are interested, the shade is called:

"Bimbo Blonde."

Jessica shows off a virtual cornucopia of autumn colors in one outfit. Yellow corn, orange pumpkin, green squash, red cranberries.

For Pam's outfit, take one blanket and wrap it around yourself securing with an aging rocker with bad hair.

26 Comments:

Anonymous said...: The first time I looked at that picture, I thought Kevin was Britney.

I thought he was a "dancer"? Shouldn't he have a better body than that?? @ 11:35 PM GMT+1
swirlogirl said...: he only dances to the fridge for another budweiser @ 11:45 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: WTF?!? What is going on with Kevin's bustline? It looks like a has a couple of Dixie cups under his sports bra. @ 11:54 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: JS was on QVC Monday night schlepping that dessert crap and that's what she was wearing on TV. @ 11:56 PM GMT+1
jOoLz said...: is it just me or is brit feeding young cletus in that pic? @ 11:57 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: I doubt it, unless her nipple has migrated up to armpit level.

It would be hard to nurse while walking around. @ 12:20 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: It's not hard to nurse while walking around! A skilled veteran can even nurse while walking, holding baby cradled in one arm under boob, holding phone to other ear, and go to the bathroom all at once. Multitasking takes on new forms with a breastfeeding baby. @ 4:21 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Is he wearing a mansierre? @ 4:42 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: I think that she has some frontal lobe damage after Tommy was in her. He reached all the way up there and caused some serious trouble along with the hep C. @ 4:46 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Is L.Lo wearing sneakers underneath that dress...? :| @ 6:20 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Tommy didn't give Pam hep C. Kid Rock did. @ 2:16 PM GMT+1
7:20 (ex-nursing mom) said...: 11:21, the key words in your post are "skilled veteran". :-)

I doubt that a brand new mom, who apparently had trouble breastfeeding from the start, is going to be able to do it while walking around just days after getting out of the hospital.

But, whatever, I'm not going to argue about Brit's Tits. Maybe she really is, and if so, good for her and young Master Cletus!! @ 2:41 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Lindsay's eyes look pretty evil in that picture. I thought her hair went back to red? @ 3:01 PM GMT+1
twotoo said...: For the love of all that is good and true--no more talk about lactating!!
Now, I bet Jessica S fits in nicely w/the QVC crowd. Aren't they all lonely Christian sluts? @ 4:23 PM GMT+1
cuerest said...: Federbellies!!!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha @ 4:35 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Someone needs to show Lindsay how to apply bronzing powder. She has a big dark stripe across her cheek that doesn't blend in at all. @ 4:59 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: I can appreciate making fun of Britney Spears, she puts herself out there, and I'm not much of a fan. But it's really crossing the line by making fun of her "bloated belly" after she JUST had a baby. Give it a rest. If she were thin after having the baby I'm sure you'd find something wrong with that. You're a bitter, mean person....truly. @ 6:15 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: 1:15 - it is possible to take the comment about the federbellies as making fun of kfed (alone) for looking like that without the excuse of pregnancy. that is certainly how i took it. DJ = super nice. @ 6:46 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Anon 1:15, I'm pretty sure that remark was intended to make fun of KEVIN- i.e., he looks like he just had a baby too... @ 6:54 PM GMT+1
Veggieboo said...: He has boobs!!!!!!!! So not fair that those 2 live where they do. Especially him, he deserves to still be living in a trailer park in Buttf*ck, CA.

p.s. Love Lohan's dress! @ 7:29 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Awww. How sweet! I give Kevin props for trying to earn his keep as Brit's wet nurse. How else to explain his swollen teats? @ 9:31 PM GMT+1
Distressed Jeans said...: It is perfectly normal and acceptable for a woman to have a bit of a belly for a long long time after giving birth. Its not acceptable, for her HUSBAND to look like he just gave birth. I in no way at all meant to make fun of Britney. Only Kevin! @ 11:10 PM GMT+1
Jennie Reb said...: What is with the droopy pants? I just don't get it. He looks like an idiot. All guys who wear their pants like that look like idiots. Seriously. They look like midget-diots (no offense to vertically challenged people). They have to walk like penguins to keep their pants from collapsing to the ground. Not attractive. At. All. @ 12:10 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Why are any of these losers famous again? @ 8:32 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Jessica's outfit looks like she stepped right out of that show The 70's House. @ 8:34 PM GMT+1
linda lee said...: DJ_

Federbellies.....OMG, LOL
:) :) :)

too funny!!! @ 11:27 PM GMT+1