Conversations about Famous People: Nicole Richie dedication

Sunday, September 4

Nicole Richie dedication

"I love you skinny bones."

"I love you too skeletor."

Nicole and her boyfriend were in love back when he was weighing in at 320 pounds and she was 120. That's true love. They love each other so much even when there's less of them to love.

Before Nicole started "working out with a trainer" and "watching what she ate".

Nicole and Mischa go out for an evening of dancing, drinking and gossiping about Tara Reid.

Does the Weird Al look- alike know he has toilet paper hanging out of his pants?

I love presents! I'm assuming thats for moi? My birthday was back in February but I accept gifts any time of the year. I hope there's not an Olsen twin in that box, folded up like a little acrobat. I would have to ask for a gift receipt.

Coffee, coffee and more coffee. The secret to staying slim? A very large, strong cup of coffee and a few ex-lax tablets throughout the day.

Nicole and Brandon Davis. "Do you have the goods? I have the cash. Don't tell Mischa."

Nicole's method of transportation? A ride on the DJ Am, bareback. Isn't that how Madonna broke her rib?

I would be open to a photo spread in a fashion magazine where I could wear gorgeous dresses and talk about myself. I have much to say about colonics and vodka and shopping.

There was no airbrushing at all for this cover. I have the same tiara, in fact, I'm wearing it right now with my pajamas and red lipstick.

27 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Nicole is too cute. I like her and DJ Adam. @ 9:13 PM BST
Anonymous said...: I love Nicole.....I think she looks beautiful these days......she could afford to put a few lbs. back on...but she looks so much better than she used to. She is funny too.....though I will not rush out to buy her books......lol @ 11:29 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Are you guys kidding? A FEW lbs? Come on! It looks like Adam is hugging an eight year old in that picture!!! She is NOT cute, she is sick.
It sucks that people like her can be famous for doing absolutely nothing and people like you guys idolize her. @ 12:24 AM BST
lauritajuanitasanchez said...: Hello? Is it a beefsteak and cheese hoagie you're looking for? @ 3:21 AM BST
Anonymous said...: Wow... she can write? @ 4:16 AM BST
Kelditty said...: to top it off....weird al is cisco adler who is kim stewart's ex finace and now he's cohorting with mischa. @ 4:27 AM BST
linda said...: nic seems like a cute and sweet girl. but you could snap her like a twig. she is so bad off. she must weigh like 85 lbs. i wish she'd get into an eating disorder clinic. and that book cover looks like shit. @ 4:36 AM BST
swirlogirl said...: i just want one of these chicks to get real and spill the beans as to whats going on. where' have all the cokewhores gone! @ 4:49 AM BST
CAVixen said...: Nicole, please gain a few lbs, OK? You'll still be underweight, and we won't tell anyone. Promise. (Pinkyswear) @ 5:28 AM BST
Franci said...: I'm with Linda. That cover picture is horrible. The girl on the cover resembles a gipsy trash trying to look white trash.
Sorry Nicole :( @ 8:49 AM BST
Anonymous said...: nicole pls. gain a few pounds..i don`t like seeing you that skinny. i don`t like also your body before in simple life `coz your big tummy is pretty obvious. so go in between,ayt! i care for you coz i think you rock! thanks for making me laugh in simple life! @ 8:59 AM BST
Anonymous said...: Looking at those stick arms makes me sick. I'm surprised she has an strength in them to hoist that coffee. @ 1:08 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Ok first of all, she did NOT nor has ever WRITTEN a single sentence. To call her an author is LUDICROUS. Her imbecile ghost writer is a complete sell-out.

DUH Nicole can NOT write.

It's all complete worthless greed. @ 1:59 PM BST
jan said...: Did you guys look at her pic when she was normal? She was NOT overweight. Sure, in the very beginning of the first Simple Life she was like 10-15lb overweight, but between the 2 seasons/second season she was like she is on the picture DJ put up there. She looks a million times better in that picture than now, at least for people who are not into the whole ana look. @ 5:31 PM BST
M said...: She'll shrink away to nothing. I want that fucking Tiarra, though. They work great when you put them under the chicken to roast. All the fats drip away. I guess it's working for her. @ 7:24 PM BST
Anonymous said...: That's horrible! She looks ready to die. Actually she looks like an Auschwitz inmate with a tan. Blech. @ 7:38 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Someone tell me again....why do we care about this girl?

It's not like she's actually done anything. She and her googlie-eyed rich friend were on some BAD TV show and now everyone worships them. I don't get it.

And come on...."The Truth About Diamonds"? Give me a fucking break. @ 11:55 PM BST
Anonymous said...: DJ, THAT SKANK IS GIVING YOU THE MIDDLE FINGER SALUTE!!!!! @ 2:29 AM BST
Anonymous said...: Okay, you know she's just waaayyy too thin when she looks like a stick standing next to Mischa Barton, because Mischa is a pretty thin girl herself. I think it's time for someone to get her checked into an eating disorder clinic. @ 3:26 AM BST
helltotheno said...: seriously, send this bitch a krispy kreme......... @ 7:45 PM BST
Anonymous said...: i think she's pretty. her body's def too skinny but new skinny face shows off her pretty bone structure. i love looking at pics of nicole and lindsay. @ 6:14 PM BST
Anonymous said...: well yes, maybe she could gain about seven more pounds, but her skinniness is due to all those bitches who keep bugging her about her weight. when she was fat ppl would trash her for it. now that's she's in awesome shape, she continues to be thrashed. just leave her alone, and admit she looks better! love you nocole! @ 1:04 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: just because united states is an overweight society, we consider her being "too skinny" I have met her, and her boyfriend....and Nicole is just meant to be tiny, her bones are small and she is like 5 foot...she is perfectly normal...and i am 5'9 and 113...and does that mean im anorexicc????????????????????? because i sure as hell eat alot....you people just have too much time on your hands..worry about yourself @ 3:09 PM GMT
Anonymous said...: gross she will always be an ugly bitch now shes even uglier..lol @ 11:25 PM BST
Anonymous said...: I wonder how she got so skinny? How do famous people make losing weight look like magic? @ 3:10 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Her BMI is only 16.1 based on the weight and height they gave on her recent arrest records. 85 lbs and 5 foot 1! @ 3:40 AM GMT
Anonymous said...: nicole looks fine. give her a break and go pick on somebody else. @ 9:53 PM GMT