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Monday, August 1

VIP = Very Immense Penis



I think if you look close enough you can see the implant scars under her boob. I promise, that Tara is going to go far in her career, she carries herself with such regal elegance and she is making a real name for herself among the high class actors and other A-listers.

It's only a matter of days before we see Paris Latsis with that VIP ball cap on.

Rock on, Tara.


26 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Oh my. I don't even know what to think. Her nose looks raw. @ 7:47 PM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Does this girl work? Do any of them work for that matter? I'm so sick of the lot of them.

Off with their heads! @ 8:15 PM BST  
Anonymous C'mon you can afford rehab said...
At least she is covering up her drunk/crack eyes with a hat and bug-glasses here. A step in the right direction (12 steps are better...). @ 8:21 PM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
WHAT is she wearing?? Is that a halter top thingie with some sort of bibbed overalls?? @ 8:26 PM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
c-l-ASSY @ 8:37 PM BST  
Anonymous Manic Mom said...
She is completely winning the Loser Celebrity award. Carson Daily was smart to dump her ass. @ 9:01 PM BST  
Blogger swirlogirl said...
carson is a loser himself. they should get back together @ 9:22 PM BST  
Anonymous rigz said...
Trash is as trash does.....I wonder what she is going to do after all her money runs out OR all her friends get tired of her puking all over their cars....SHWEEEEEET!!!! Headline news: Tara sucumbs into the porn industry to pay off her bills. @ 9:30 PM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I really think that she and KFed would make the perfect couple. Whose trashier than the next..it would be a daily competition. As long as they didn't breed. Perish the thought. @ 10:43 PM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
oh god! would that not be horrifically awesome if they did breed??? @ 10:57 PM BST  
Anonymous Cracked said...
She could go out with Gary Coleman and Daly at the same time, then get pregnant and go on Maury to see whose (crack) baby it is. @ 11:25 PM BST  
Anonymous Team Aniston said...
Somewhere out there a little girl wants to be just like her. Her name is Lindsey.... @ 11:51 PM BST  
Anonymous nic said...
Tara and KFed? lol! @ 12:24 AM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
All these young starlets/whorelets look like they were rode hard and put away wet.

Where is the sophistication we used to associate with stars? Is it gone forever since the studios no longer control everything the public sees? I miss the days when you really assumed stars were pretty and more talented than every other human.

I can go to any mall in America and find young men and women who look better and have more character than LiLo or Jessica or Ashley or Paris or Jude etal @ 12:37 AM BST  
Blogger nobonesaboutit said...
Tara, we already know you are a member of every f***in' club, figuratively AND literally! @ 1:27 AM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anon 5:43, if they did breed, they would bring forth the Anti-Christ. @ 1:41 AM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I bet she is a charter member of that club. Parrass, too. @ 2:30 AM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
She got some of that back fat going on. @ 2:32 AM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
oh shut up 9:32 , Tara's trash, as trashy as they come. A skank if ever there was a skank, but she ain't fat. Comments like that give us skanks like Lindsay who on top of everything look like walking skeletons. @ 3:39 AM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I wonder when someone is going to actually help her at some point.
I guess we will just hear about her OD'ing or totaling a car one day and all sigh and say, yeah we saw that coming... Of course Whitney, "crack is wack", is still alive, much to my amazement! @ 4:20 AM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Her baby with Corey Haim would be priceless (unless your name is Mangelina, that is). @ 5:01 AM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Ummm, she has already descended into porn. What do you think the "VIP Room" is? (It's a porn website.)

It's sad because at one time she was in a Robert Altman film. Granted, it was "Dr. T. and the Women," but still... @ 1:53 PM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
points, and yells, WHORE!!!!!!!!!! @ 3:39 PM BST  
Anonymous NOT nicole richie said...
tara reid, otherwise known as: pam anderson LITE? wouldn't it be cool if tara and paris (boy) hook up and have a fling, and paris (girl) and tara have a roaring cat fight at (insert hot hollywood nightclub here)....MeOw!!! @ 7:21 PM BST  
Blogger kathye said...
I bet her contract withE wont be renewed. Granted, she seems like the obvious choice for WILD ON. But she's so tacky,and crass, wich is fun to laugh at, but it'll probably come off as nonsensical as CHAOTIC- cause she's always so wasted. I think after a few episodes of watching her escapades people might lose interest. @ 5:41 PM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
In another post someone said that K-Fed was the most embarrassing person on this planet. I beg to differ. @ 6:13 PM BST  
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