Conversations about Famous People: Jackie Stallone- prettier than Angie?

Wednesday, August 31

Jackie Stallone- prettier than Angie?

A turban is always in style, darling!

Jackie Stallone, infamous mother of Sylvester, has chosen an actress to play her in the movie version of her life. And isn’t it obvious?

Jackie claims to have supernatural talents and is able to see in the future so I am going to conclude this statement as a prophecy: She says, “ Angelina should play me. We look similar although I'm a lot prettier.”

Perhaps the screenplay will be ready by time Angelina is done filming The Good Shepard. Soon she will be seen in: Call Me Jackie, The Jackie Stallone Story.

19 Comments:

Fiona Scandal said...: Scorched Retina Syndrome! @ 5:22 AM GMT+1
Jennie Reb said...: Holy Mother of God!!!!!! She scares me. Run away...run away... @ 7:22 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Oh.... my....... God....... I am actually speechless..... @ 11:51 AM GMT+1
Clive Owen's Mistress said...: How could she possibly think she looks good!? What goes on in the mind that says this is okay? UGH. @ 12:54 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Am I the only one that thinks Angelina Jolie is NOT going to age well... I'm not denying she is beautiful, but I swear she is already starting to go a little downhill. @ 2:09 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: They look a lot alike to me.

If Angie was heavier and wore clown makeup they could be twins. @ 2:38 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: I heard that Jackie Stallone reads people's behinds to tell the future. Someone google that and post if it is true! @ 3:15 PM GMT+1
paleface said...: Yeah, I don't think Ang is going to age well, either.

I've always doubted the claims that her boobs were fake, but after seeing that picture, I'm beginning to wonder if her boobs are less than authentic. They're so round, it's weird. @ 3:15 PM GMT+1
MizRo said...: Jackie must be suffering from botox and collagen poisoning. @ 3:51 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: It's the style of dress. Have you ever seen the dresses of previous centuries where boobs were pushed up to the chins practically? Long before padded pushup bras, you had corsets and other objects of torture.

If you look at other pictures of her, her boobs aren't like oranges/grapefruit/cantelopes. If they're fake, they're better than a lot of them out there. @ 4:03 PM GMT+1
swirlogirl said...: hahahahha! OH JACKIE! @ 4:18 PM GMT+1
paleface said...: I still have my doubts.

I'm busty myself and when my cups runneth over, they don't look like that.

However, I agree that if they are fake, she has an excellent surgeon. @ 5:13 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: clearly Jackie didn't see that train wreak hitting her square on the face @ 5:15 PM GMT+1
Tom P. said...: Is that a wax figure or a death mask? There is no possible way that is a living, breathing human being. @ 5:42 PM GMT+1
Leah said...: Eww...maybe Play-doh needs a new spokesperson? @ 5:52 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Spitting image, if you ask me. @ 7:57 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: angelina looks alot older than 30, partly due to anorexia i think. her boobs r so fake, she's clever enough to get the smaller implants so people wouldn't notice. @ 9:06 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: The butt-fortune telling is true! Old article from www.salon.com

Sept. 13, 1999 | They say you can tell a lot about a guy from meeting his mom. And Sylvester Stallone's mom contends she can tell even more about you from reading your butt.

TV Guide Online reports that Stallone's astrology-minded ma, Jacqueline, is fast becoming buttocks-reader to the stars, having extended her fortune-telling biz from handprints (she was "the first one to read Arnold Palmer's feet!") to butt-prints, made by sitting on an ink-coated sheet of paper. (No ream jokes, please.)

"The crack of your behind corresponds to the division of the two hemispheres of the brain," rumpology expert Mama Stallone tells the Web site. "The buttocks represent areas of your personality. The central cleft meets the leg that divides the rump with the four quadrants that correspond to the four elements -- air, fire, water and earth." @ 9:14 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Shut up, Jackie, and just tell us if dumbass Brad's gonna marry that skanky homewrecking HO. @ 10:17 PM GMT+1