107 Comments:

 swirlogirl said...

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! @ 8:40 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

That's not right. @ 8:40 PM BST  

 MK said...

no that would be Sam, not frodo, still in a speedo. god i feel like a dork for knowing that. @ 8:40 PM BST  

 swirlogirl said...

sam's got his sam in a sling! @ 8:41 PM BST  

 steph said...

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH oh my god jenn i told you that was my mom's clean word for ween, didn't i!?

oh yukka! @ 8:51 PM BST  

 swirlogirl said...

hahaha yes.. you told me during hte movie no less and oh i remembered. SAM SAM SAM!! @ 8:57 PM BST  

 swirlogirl said...

wait now that i think about it, he totally borrowed these from britbrit @ 8:58 PM BST  

 Sloth said...

Sean Astin-I love you! Goonies YEAH-shoutout to hotpants! Daisy Duke ain't got nothin. @ 9:01 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

I know there's something wrong with me, but I think he's cute. I could do without the Speedo--scratch that, I could do with something WITH MORE COVERAGE than the Speedo--and he's no Adonis, but for regular-guy cuteness, he's OK. By no stretch of the imagination does he look like a hot movie star, but, y'know. Oh, and weird inverted nipple, BTW. Don't think I didn't notice, Sean. @ 9:22 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY EYES!! THEY ARE BURNING! Make it STOP!! @ 9:22 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

I think he looks cute, too. At least you know he's a man. @ 9:26 PM BST  

 prettykitty said...

i was in love with him from the goonies. from what i gather from the photo, that hobbit is packing some heat! @ 9:26 PM BST  

 pandemonium said...

Hellooo...Are you guys out of the loop or what?
Don't you know he is wearing the new European KABBALAH SPEEDO!!!! @ 9:30 PM BST  

 Team Aniston said...

That is what you call a marble bag. Found on most hairy overweight Canadian men.
Atleast it looks as though he shaved his back. @ 9:34 PM BST  

 steph said...

OH MY GOD THAT'S RIGHT!!! i told you right when he's saying to frodo "do you know who i am? i'm your sam!" and i started busting up laughing and you didn't know what the hell was going on. pure comedy gold! @ 10:24 PM BST  

 yankeegirl said...

ewwwwww. And it looks like he is walking down the street and is NOT on a beach. Icky. @ 10:27 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

He's probably some crackhead swimming instructor in a movie since he does have a whistle on a string. I think he's a totally normal guy with a wife and kids and would not wear that thing for fun. I think he's cute, and at least he's hetero. Seems to be in short supply in holyweird these days. @ 10:41 PM BST  

 lauritajuanitasanchez said...

HEY, I'd do him! @ 10:56 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Maybe he lost a bet... @ 11:14 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Lord have mercy! @ 11:19 PM BST  

 Bobbie Dooley said...

In partial view is Henry Winkler, so do not fret people of Middle Earth, Sam is only filming a movie and not taking a gig as lifeguard for a California state beach. @ 11:37 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Wrong...so very wrong...on so many levels...just...wrong @ 11:51 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Sorry, but he looks gay. @ 12:12 AM BST  

 n.v. said...

Wow, look at all that crotch meat! That's not just penis, people. @ 12:31 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Yikes he has man boobs! He needs a bro. @ 12:47 AM BST  

 rabbit said...

Hey - at least he has lost some weight since playing Sam. Can you imagine him in that thing if he weighed another 30+ pounds??? @ 12:50 AM BST  

 ffleur said...

I hope this is for a Baywatch spoof because then a short, chubby, hairy guy in a red speedo would be funny. @ 1:31 AM BST  

 Manic Mom said...

He's starring in the new show:
Gaywatch! @ 1:32 AM BST  

 Manic Mom said...

I figured it out--he's the body double for David Hasslehoff for the Baywatch Reunion Show! @ 2:22 AM BST  

 Clive Owens wife said...

if he's filming the movie i think hes filming (Click) then David Hasslehoff IS literally just around the corner!!!! @ 2:30 AM BST  

 swirlogirl said...

boi oi oi oi oing @ 3:01 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Minority here, but I actually think he's really sexy. Especially the tummy. Hey, we all have different likes! @ 3:16 AM BST  

 Manic Mom said...

To borrow the phrase from another common poster at Conversations, might I say, "I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth." @ 3:53 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Sean Astin is babealicious-and not plastic-and doesn't seem all cracked out. @ 4:08 AM BST  

 Lady K said...

Geez...that's just awful.. @ 4:22 AM BST  

 a. nonny mouse said...

I think he's rather sexy too. @ 4:25 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

i'm having a little trouble reconciling the head with the body, maybe something in the skin tone? relative size? but taken individually both parts aren't bad at all, in a human-not-plasticized-moviestar kind of way.

but the attire is unforgivable. if it is a movie, i hope they paid him enough to buy a new identity and hide out for the rest of his life. @ 4:32 AM BST  

 Rio Alvaria said...

In the immortal words of a billboard sighted on my way to Miami: "Speedo. Making you wish you were blind since 1927." @ 4:35 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Why, DJ, WHY???? WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO TORTURE YOUR READERS WITH THESE IMAGES?? What did we ever do to you? I mean, we come here, faithfully, day after day, only to be deluged with images of Tara Reid's saggy ass, Paris Hilton's rancid coochie, Britney Spear's chubby meat curtains. *sob* Are you trying to tell us to go away? Are you having issues in dealing with your success, and as a result, are trying to sabotage it? Is this your effort to slim down the western world by showing images so disgusting and gag-worthy that we will collectively put down our forks? *retch* We love you, we love your site, we want to come back, each day hoping this time, it will be different, and then we're greeted with a middle aged man's hanging belly, pasty ass, floppy chest.

We'll be good. We promise. And you, in turn, must show us less revolting images, and then hush, we must never speak of this again. @ 4:51 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Ohhh Emmmm Geeee!!! @ 5:01 AM BST  

 Soaking wet said...

I would so hit that shit fa real. @ 5:10 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

What would Mr. Frodo say! @ 5:43 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Suck my pink Merkin biatch. @ 5:59 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

I think Frodo would silently whip it out. @ 6:27 AM BST  

 nobonesaboutit said...

That's Sean Astin. I love him. And he's a hottie - I like a man with a little meat on his bones. He's real - a man - not some botoxed, facelifted, girlie man. Go Sean! Here's to REAL men! And, he's also a hottie because he's a really nice guy, a family man, a really cool person. Don't see that animal in Hollywood much these days! @ 7:49 AM BST  

 Still a GOONIE! said...

http://www.seanastin.com/wrigoo.htm @ 7:56 AM BST  

 love letters here said...

Fan Mail
Sean Astin
PO Box 57858
Sherman Oaks, CA 91413
USA @ 8:00 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

C'mon, he is a man. Perhaps a bit fat, normally hairy - a real, non-botoxed, non-plastic man.
Viva la difference! @ 9:04 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

He is still not as fat as Liv "pass the donuts" Tyler! @ 9:12 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

I dig speedos! @ 9:41 AM BST  

 swirlogirl said...

i can't stop laughing! @ 1:48 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

How come no one has mentioned anything about his hair? It's FEATHERED for goodness sake. @ 3:48 PM BST  

 Manic Mom said...

He probably wouldn't be so bad if he just put clothes on! @ 4:08 PM BST  

 Veggieboo said...

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!? @ 4:54 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

What is going on with that "I just threw up a little in my mouth" expression? Why do people think it's funny, and what does it even mean? Just because someone in a movie or on TV says it, it doesn't mean it has to become a catchphrase. It's just a dumb string of words that some writer made up. We can all do better, I just know it! That "throwing up in my mouth" stuff is as old and tired as Colon Blow and Venti Latte. @ 5:30 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

I just threw up a little in my mouth. @ 5:39 PM BST  

 britlitgal said...

*snort* @ 6:23 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

After seeing what passes for "manly" in Hollywood these days, I'd hit Sean Astin anytime. Sure, the Speedo probably wasn't his wisest fashion choice, but lord almighty, check out the size of his package! @ 6:33 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

I don't get it--his package doesn't look that big to me. Maybe I don't get around enough. @ 6:44 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

you complainers are about as tired as a newborn baby! @ 6:58 PM BST  

 lola said...

At the first Sean pic posted at Trent's shows what looks like an ERECT member. You can make out a tip. Eww! @ 8:25 PM BST  

 Jules said...

i don't like seeing samwise gamgee's yam pouch. it's just wrong. @ 8:41 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Hey 1230, let's see YOU do better, starting now. @ 8:50 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

I just threw up a little in someone else's mouth. @ 9:07 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

First, Sean Astin is not a Canadian. He is the son of John Astin and Patti Duke. Secondly, he is not gay. He is married very happily and has a couple of children. @ 9:14 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Anon 3:50, I do. I post here frequently and try to say original things. I'm not going to make something up right now just to amuse you on command. Why are you so bent out of shape by my wish that people would be original and not just blurt out meaningless catchphrases, either in their own or other peoples' mouths? I will say that Jules' comment above is funny. @ 9:25 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

http://imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2411/Events/2411/SeanAstina_Grani_2273030_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Astin,%20Christine

Thats him and his wife....

Yeh, he has 3 daughters with his wife..july 22nd --his 3rd daughter was born. I love sean astin--Sam Gamgee forever!!!!!!! Let him where whatever he wants..lol @ 10:00 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

if it weren't that he was so happily married etc. I would do him. I like bigger guys with hair on their chests. Skinny waif boys are too feminine for my tastes. It's nice to feel like the smaller, feminine one in the relationship. just my two cents. He could stand to lose a little bit of weight in his face, though. @ 10:33 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

How come no one else is wearing a bathing suit? @ 10:46 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Oh please, ladies, while I don't go for effeminate man-boys myself, there's got to be something between Peter Pan and a middle-aged Pillsbury doughboy! @ 11:58 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Could be worse. At least it's not a thong! @ 12:32 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

He is adorable wearing anything or not. @ 12:43 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

A greasey little sausage stuffed in a Speedo.... @ 1:04 AM BST  

 Hot said...

You're making me hungry! @ 1:50 AM BST  

 Jennie Reb said...

Hmmm...we complain because Hollywood turns women into objects and depicts an unreal standard, but when a nice, successful guy like Sean Astin gets caught in an unpleasant pose we attack? Uh, aren't we doing the same thing we always complain about others doing? Just curious. For the record, I'll take a guy happily married for 13 years to the same woman as a "hunk" and a role model over sleaze like Brad Pitt any day. @ 2:14 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

We all have the right to our own preferences. If he weren't wearing a suit that looked like he was playing "hide the sausage", it wouldn't be so gag-worthy repulsive. There are lots of faithful, decent men who are more appealing to some of us than Porky. @ 2:23 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

I'll take a guy happily married for 13 years to the same woman

It's his wife who oughta win the fidelity prize. Sure hope he doesn't wear fuchsia speedos to bed. @ 2:33 AM BST  

 Team Aniston said...

The term I just threw up in my mouth comes from the movie Dodgeball. Secondly we know he is not from Canada but the speedo is the countries slogan. I live in a beach town where canadian men infiltrate us every summer in speedos with their hairy backs. I live in the US. I think they should be racially profiled. I go to the beach and throw up in my mouth every saturday. ITS not fair... Speedos are bad, they are bad.. WHY @ 2:34 AM BST  

 Jennie Reb said...

Anon, I agree that there are lots of faithful, decent men out there. And, that we all have a right to our own preferences. But, does it make us better people to point out the flaws in others? That's what I'm wondering. For the record, no one should wear a speedo in public. I don't care how hot a guy is, he still shouldn't wear a speedo. Though, these days with the way guys wear there pants belted below their nether-regions, I suppose it doesn't really matter. @ 2:36 AM BST  

 MK said...

aniston=drunk.

i go to the same beaches and throw up in my mouth a little every weekend. i don't care if that saying is, tired, old or worn out. it's fucking hilarious and anyone who thinks otherwise clearly doesn't see enough fat men in speedos to understand. @ 2:47 AM BST  

 Manic Mom said...

Hey Anon 12:30 and 4:25--I've got my eye on you! You're the Manic Hater, I can just tell. Listen, what is wrong with repeating a catch-phrase that makes people laugh? (Puking in one's own mouth, which I have had to do on frequent occasions and then swallow what I've brought up!--and I've never even seen Dodgeball!)

If you're not happy with the posts on DJ's site, why don't you search elsewhere?

Team Aniston, as in Misery, I am your number one fan and think everything you say is right on ALWAYS on DJ's awesome site!

When you all post anonymously and say hateful critical things, it makes all of us wonder why you can't just show your true selves. What are you afraid of? Jessica Simpson's daddy?!?!!?!? LOL

Feel the love, it's all in fun, and if you can't handle it, then you just can't handle it--go on over to Nickjr.com, my friends. Steve and Joe and Blue and Dora and Little Bill are waiting for ya! @ 5:56 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Manic Mom: Why don't you just ignore them? And if any haters show up on your site, simply report them to their ISP's. @ 6:30 AM BST  

 Manic Mom said...

Hey Anon 1:30 a.m.-I guess I just like to get a reaction from people. I like to get people thinking. (And I did report them).
Take care! @ 6:21 PM BST  

 B said...

I'm sure it's for a movie. Look at some of the stuff he wore in 50 First Dates. That was some funny stuff!

I agree with everyone saying how nice he seems with his wife and kids and relatively normal life. @ 6:30 PM BST  

 i threw up in my hair a little said...

I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE originated on "Friends" and it was Lisa Kudrow's character Phoebe that said that hilarious line. And if someone doesn't think that's funny. Bite it. @ 7:00 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

I just threw up on Astin's speedo. @ 1:05 AM BST  

 NY&Co said...

He's just gay like his fellow LOTR (Lord of the Rings) costars:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/1976387.html
http://www.screamingunderneath.net/chatter/vigndom2.jpg
http://www.screamingunderneath.net/chatter/domviggokiss.jpg
http://www.veryverygay.com/elijahwood/photos.html

Therefore, his speedo is acceptable. It lets everyone know his gayness and keeps those pesky ladies away. @ 5:24 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

You wish he was gay-he's married to a woman and a dad. @ 5:57 PM BST  

 Jennie Reb said...

He's married to a dad? I thought he was married to a woman...SO confused. @ 7:41 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

I wrote it that way to time how long it would take you to jump on it to excite your shallow little life.
ps why are there some of you who seem convined that anonymous posting is less ethical or whatever than using a stupid pseudonom/alias????????? @ 3:38 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Hey "team aniston" I bet you make the canucks puke 'nuff. @ 3:39 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Besides, for a former child star, this dude kicks ass! Compare: http://www.x-entertainment.com/archive/quickies/17/index.shtml @ 7:59 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Manic Mom, Anon 12:30 and 4:25 here. You may have your eye on me, but you're totally off. I am not the person who writes to or about you. I don't care about you, so don't waste your time. I don't have personal feelings about anyone; I just read a lot of blogs and comments and I get sick of hearing lame catchphrases. My feeling is, why bother to post and take up our time if you're not going to make an effort to amuse? It's an exercise in egotism. @ 7:28 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Oh, me again. And I post anonymously because it's fast and I don't see a reason to establish an identity everywhere I go. If labeling yourself "Manic Mom" or similar is an act of bravery, then call me a coward. Why should anonymous comments be any less valuable? It's not like I'm throwing acid in someone's face and running away, for god's sake. @ 7:30 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

AMEN @ 8:46 PM BST  

 Russel W said...

Im a 26 year old gay australian male. You would not believe the gay following Sean has. He is practically an icon among some manly loving gay guys. I think he is one of the most down to earth normal looking movie stars out there. Hot stuff.

And re this blog - love it. You are bookmarked baby. Will be back for more hilarious reads soon!!! @ 7:06 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Ahhhhh MY EYES! @ 8:05 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

I beat off to the pitcure.

He's hung like a big pony. @ 1:23 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

Tis is the man of my dreams!!!! These pics show the most I will ever see of his fine ass!! GOREGEOUS!!!! Yummy! @ 8:40 PM BST  

 Randy said...

WOW!! Hes so HOT!! I have always loved this guy! The speedos are an incredible asset to him! I love to see guys in Speedos - Would love to see him in a Jockstrap!! @ 6:10 AM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

He looks damn hot with that speedos. You ladies are a bunch of lesbos if you dont appreciate that package. Hes packing some serious heat! @ 4:01 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

He is so hot in that Speedo! @ 6:15 PM GMT  

 Anonymous said...

His cock looks so juicy. Oh I WANT him!!!! Damn he is so efing sexy. GOD that is a good cock!!!! @ 6:39 PM GMT  

 Gnosis said...

Man, he is well hot! @ 12:20 AM BST  

 John said...

this is actually really hot and I'm not kidding. @ 7:52 AM BST  

 ChrisMcCaw (MacShill) said...

Wow! He's ALWAYS been an "outie" (bellybutton) since childhood. He's gotten soooo fat, his "outie" has been sunken in. Gross, Seany!

:-p Good to know if Sean is "Jewish-looking" or not (note: he doesn't). @ 9:30 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

I think he looks HOT, and I'm not just saying this to make a joke, I honestly like him in this photo. Shows a real man's body and he's not inhibited by what people would think. I wish I had that courage. @ 11:29 PM GMT