Conversations about Famous People: We's goin' to da movies, y'all!

Tuesday, July 26

We's goin' to da movies, y'all!

I think first we need to address the fact that Kevin is wearing socks with his flip flops. I've seen this done by the little Japanese hostess at Mount Fuji restaurant but she was wearing a kimono and bringing me green tea and sake so it was okay. I doubt Kevin is going to be bringing Brit a plate of hibachi chicken so I must give his fashion statement two thumbs really far down.

Smoking in front of his pregnant wife? The high regard I once held Kevin in is slipping. Tsk tsk. I found out that he didn't even call his son on his birthday! Oh Kevin, you have a phone clipped to your pants and you couldnt have placed a call to your son? Toys R' Us would deliver for Kaleb Federline but no truck bearing Geoffrey's likeness pulled up in front of Shar Jackson's house. No call, card, email, gift, text message or note for wee Kaleb from his Cheeto eating, beer slurping, pot smoking, play- station playing daddy. Deadbeat dad, anyone? Red flag?

And who told Britney that style of shirt was flattering? It wasn't me, not even as a cruel joke! I think Justin sent her a box of tent style, loose tops that make her look like she is wearing Star Jones castoffs, pre- gastric bypass. I'm going to send along a gift certificate for my stylist services and a complimentary Dermablend application.

35 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Okay, where'd I read it - NY Post? Sun? Anyway, Britney Spears is not happy with the way she looks pregnant, nor with the way she feels, so she says she will never ever have another baby again as long as she lives, but will adopt. Secondly, she and Kevin took out a 4 or 5 million dollar loan on their new house (the one that isn't finished yet) so maybe the Kfed couldn't afford a present for Kaleb. No worry, if money's a problem, I'm sure Angelina will adopt all of them! @ 7:04 AM GMT+1
CletusFetus said...: Hmm what does Brit weigh now? I'm guessing 150? Maybe 145? @ 8:00 AM GMT+1
Jules said...: On that topic when is CletusSpawn due to be born? @ 10:57 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: lord, can those milkers get any bigger? wear a friggin bra skank. @ 12:41 PM GMT+1
halloweenhoney said...: I'm speechless. No wait, I'm not... Can she possibly get more white trash looking? It makes me sick how far down the tubes she's gone. And there is just no hope for K-Fed. You will never really get him out of the trailer park. I'm truly thinking that her career is beyond over. She's blown it and the only thing left that hasn't been blown is whatever money she has left that K-Fed hasn't gotten his greasy hands on. If he was anyone else, he would already be in jail for non-payment of child support. And she just had to have another one of his spawn? He'll leave her with the child and broke as a joke. She is so over. @ 12:59 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Anyone else think she's not wearing any panties either? @ 1:21 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: She's gained a ton of weight and only about five pounds of it is baby. Anyone know if she still smokes? @ 1:48 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Brit was about 135 before getting pregnant. Guys, she never was that thin. I don't know where people get the notion that she was anything but thick her whole life. She's a big chunky girl. Now I'm guessing she's 180, easy. @ 2:57 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: I never thought I'd say this, but give the girl a break-pregnancy is the one time those celebs can pig out and eat.

Rest assured, after she delivers, she'll write a book about her pre- and post-natal depression. I hope she made Kevvy sign a pre-nup, otherwise she'll really have nothing left. @ 3:09 PM GMT+1
Jules said...: Maybe Brit's not wearing any panties to releive the cooter funk. Let it breath, girl.

On the other hand Cletus is rocking the sweatsocks with sandals. Way to go Cleet! Who says he's not a fashion icon, y'all. @ 3:14 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Jules, I'm in a quiet lab at work doing IT testing and just spit coffee laughing at your 'cooter funk' comment. Love you long time. @ 4:09 PM GMT+1
pandemonium said...: WTF?...Where is Britney's "Motherhood Glow"? I wouldn't even go outside to get mail looking the way she looks.
BTW, I think K-Fed has some serious toe fungus that he's trying to hide with those socks. Has anyone ever seen his feet?? Hmmmm..... @ 4:49 PM GMT+1
Team Aniston said...: Cooter Funk Federline. I think you have named the baby!

By the way how do you get rid of Cooter funk my friend Angelina wanted me to ask... @ 5:21 PM GMT+1
Rio Alvaria said...: Has post-partum depression become the new hip Hollywood trend? Ever since Brooke Shields wrote about it I keep seeing magazines touting headlines about every single female celeb (and wives of male celebs) who's had a baby in the past five years, and their brave battles with PPD. I realise this is a real disorder, but...c'mon. I'm halfway expecting to see an article about Angelina Jolie's empathetic-PPD upon the adoption of her children, or perhaps Michael Jackon's. @ 5:40 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Have any of you had babies?? The ones that are bashing how she looks??

I too weighed 135 (never stick thin, abs and muscle, lean body) b4 baby and ballooned to 214, oh yes I did. And let me tell you no one is safe, it happens to the best of us, but we get over it get trim again and laugh at all you shallows that dont have a clue what motherhood, pregnancy or 'glow' is all about.
It was an accomplishment for me to even leave the house after 6.5 months, props for Brit...

p.s and I did get my abs back id like to see any of you do that post baby. @ 6:13 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Angelina & Brit should go public with post-partum psychosis-now that's a disorder! Great career move. Then Tommy can refute the existence of any illness while Kate is chanting "Xenu, we love you"...

Also I love the diaper shirt worn in a different colour-or is the other one just really dirty here? @ 6:21 PM GMT+1
Leah said...: "Hey Kev, be more careful! You almost stepped on my nipples with your flip-flop sock combo!" @ 6:30 PM GMT+1
April said...: I've got nothin' against a pregnant woman being proud of her bump, but she always looks so damn sloppy. Does she even shower anymore? THIS is the reason she's appauling - for yourself and the doomed child you're about to have, just ACT like you give a damn about yourself! @ 7:15 PM GMT+1
ms. thang said...: britney, girlfriend...i know kevin probably rolled off of you and said, "let's go see wedding crashers, i wanna get some pointers." but you could have thrown on some clothes instead of wrapping the sheet around you and jumping into the ferrari. @ 7:26 PM GMT+1
Youknowuwantme said...: Ha! Love it, Team Aniston. Y'all are gonna eat your words when I be's all skinny agin after I have this here youngin'! @ 7:29 PM GMT+1
get a clue said...: anon@113, you certainly have the right to boast! more power to ya. did you see denise richards? she gained like 20 pounds during her pregnancy and is already wearing low riders again. talk about not putting the baby's health first. i think britney has the right idea. who cares about the weight? but kevin obviously has his own prenatal care issues... @ 7:34 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: She's not having a baby. She's having a litter. @ 9:26 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Whats with those stupid Lani Kazan caftans. They make everyone wonder just how much adipose tissue they are hiding. EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! @ 12:15 AM GMT+1
me said...: Its actually not good to gain so much weight, i heard you only need about 500 more calories added in your diet for the baby pregnancy is not a time to pig out and be a walking greaseball shower bitch! @ 1:11 AM GMT+1
still eating for two said...: i gained 60 pounds with both kids. that's right, i got FAT! and then, after i had them, i lost it all and then some. anyone who thinks they can be like those anorexic hollywood moms that gain 20 pounds and then are bikini ready right after popping one out, are kidding themselves. let the girl get as big as a tractor, healthy diet or not. she's eating for two or three or something. i know she looks in the mirror and hates herself. but she'll get over it when she holds that baby. @ 1:30 AM GMT+1
Karen Scott said...: I can't believe that you guys have a problem with Britney's weight-gain?

She's pregnant... she's allowed to gain weight. @ 1:54 AM GMT+1
xoxo, Mandy! said...: though weight gain is expected and encouraged, all britbrit does is eat cheetos and down starbucks like there's no tomorrow. she is putting her child at risk for diabetes and an array of other problems infants face.

and the first poster mentioned that she does not like how she looks- my god what is with brit? she has a baby growing inside of her and all she cares about is how she looks?

and as for her being proud of her bumb and wanting to show it off, there are much better ways to do so, ways to look classy (i say look, because its obvious she doesnt have any!), etc. re: catherine zeta jones, liv tyler, kate hudson, debra messing.

im not going to knock her weight gain, she should gain weight- she needs to create a soft cushy home in there for the baby, but she isnt doing it in a healthy way. @ 2:48 AM GMT+1
lauritajuanitasanchez said...: I'd like to see ANY pregnant woman resist the urge to eat. It's impossible. Chow down, Brit!

But you know what? You could wash your face. It wouldn't kill ya. @ 3:47 AM GMT+1
Farmer Jack said...: Where's the barnyard-the sow got loose! @ 4:29 AM GMT+1
Mad Gal said...: Wonder how much federfilth charges to hold her hand in pubic? She looks like she is turning into food-like a cr-apple! @ 4:38 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: With my first pregnancy I only gained 20 lbs total (and I ATE). I didn't gain weight anywhere else on my body besides my belly. I was as skinny as I always am, with a "basketball" out front. So don't say that all preg women are doomed to get huge. I'm 7 months along now with my second and I'm nowhere near as big as Brit. I once again haven't gained weight anywhere but my belly. I think pregnancy just isn't being kind to Britney, plus her eating habits certainly don't help. @ 11:32 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Could all of the mommy martyrs please get the fuck over yourselves with all the excuses for why you look like shit? No one NEEDS to gain more than 30 lb to have a healthy normal baby and all of this extreme weight gain as a side effect of pregnancy is crap. If you were already chunky to begin with, of course you'll get huge during and after the pregnancy. Personally, I do not care if you're fat. Just realize with all the talk about how since baby there's no time for showers, teeth brushing, sex, hair combing....you are the worst advertisement ever for becoming a parent. I've donned my asbestos bikini, so go ahead and flame away. @ 5:11 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: I think KFed is trying to cover up his nasty foot fungus. @ 4:21 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Fuck Kevin's white ass. @ 7:45 PM GMT+1
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