Conversations about Famous People: Oh Tara!

Friday, July 29

Oh Tara!

I don't think these photos need any commentary. However, Tom Cruise would like a few moments alone with Tara because he KNOWS how to wean people off their drugs and drinking habits. He has cured over six thousand addicts with just a small micro chip and a few brain washing sessions. Tom also offers a free paperback copy of Dianetics and a Battlefield Earth costume with each counseling appointment. After a completion of his program, John Travolta will give her a ride in the cockpit of his million dollar jet and Kirstie Alley will bake (and eat) a chocolate cake.

24 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Hee Hee. I got it first. @ 11:42 PM BST
Anonymous said...: DJ, did you draw granny-panties on her? Or do we assume that they came off at some time during that particular foray? Now you see them and now you don't. @ 11:45 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Actually, I don't care what anyone says, but Tara in any condition is prettier than that Parass in her best condition. At least with Tara, you get the idea that she really doesn't set out to display the nooks and crannies. @ 11:48 PM BST
ffleur said...: Trying not to pre-judge, I bravely tried to find the Dianetics book in my local bookstore. Not to be found in Religion or Philosophy sections. Finally had to ask the clerk who found it somewhere. There was exactly 1 copy in this whole massive store. Sat down to peruse and found it reads like dishwasher repair directions. Absolutely unreadable and off-the-wall ludicrous. Gave it back to the clerk and walked out of the store. You have to BE ON drugs to understand that book is my thinking. @ 11:56 PM BST
Team Aniston said...: I feel bad becuase a girl does have to cut loose. I do it all the time... But she is just messy. I name her Drinky the Drunk Girl. Hollywood actress she is not. THese pictures would be enough to send me straight into the probing arms of Tom Cruise. Where is Tommy Lee?? @ 1:05 AM BST
Anonymous said...: SKANKS!!! that pretty much sums it up. Nothing pretty or funny or nice about these women. @ 1:13 AM BST
MK said...: team aniston, wasn't that your nickname in high school? @ 2:23 AM BST
Team Aniston said...: Mk I heard your nickname was Cricky the Crack Whore. Eat something. Eat Papa Eat. @ 2:43 AM BST
Wines & Vines said...: OMG - where do you find these pics? They're awesome....... @ 2:53 AM BST
Anonymous said...: It is gratifying to know that she was wearing underwear at some point during the evening. I do not want to know how she lost them. @ 3:23 AM BST
lauritajuanitasanchez said...: Waaaas wrong with a witto drinky winky after a hard day of shopping? Can't a girl fall down on her ass without people thinking the worse of her? Can't a girl have vomit in her hair and still be pretty? HUH???

What are YOU looking at? @ 3:24 AM BST
Anonymous said...: Just Saw "Devil's Pond" the other day on local cable....first time Ive seen her in a film....and the last time. Her and that Kip guy made me laugh almost a soon as they opened their mouths in the first scene....whoever cast her in anything obviously got a little hummy-hummy on that casting couch first.... @ 3:32 AM BST
Anonymous said...: Actually, I think she had those panties on all night long, it's just that they were lost up her ass at one point during the night. I'm not proud to admit this, but, I saw a whole string of photos from that night, and not that I was studying them too closely or anything, but it seems that the underwear shows in certain angles from photos taken only moments apart. Now excuse me while I go throw up in my mouth a little, and NO ONE JUMP ME FOR USING THAT TIRED OLD PHRASE, it really tends to happen to me whenever I see a drunk Tara photo. Especially when said photo crops up while I'm eating a tuna fish sandwich, and no, I'm not joking. *urp* :) @ 4:23 AM BST
prettykitty said...: i'm getting that queasy feeling you get when you are witnessing a bad car accident and you are powerless to a) stop it b) report it and c) look away. @ 4:44 AM BST
Bubbles said...: Sadness...an overwhelming feeling of sadness...I just want to put a blanket around her and drop her off at a rehab center....AFTER I've dropped her off at a reputable plastic surgeon to fix what used to be her chest. @ 4:50 AM BST
Anonymous said...: I think that the media picks on Tara. They've stereotyped her as a boozehound and honestly, she doesn't even party or get drunk any more than any of the other starlets. Crackwhore Lohan is coked off of her ass almost every night but do you see those photos splashed all over the magazines? Some of those pictures that they show Tara isn't even drunk. They take pictures of her making confused faces and sell them. @ 5:34 AM BST
Anonymous said...: Yeah poor stereotyped Tara. After having graduated suma cum laude from UCLA and the year she spent in the Peace Corp you'd think that people would cut her some slack. Esp now that she's working on her masters in psychology at at Duke University with dreams of a career in social work after her gig on "Wild On". @ 6:31 AM BST
Pisser said...: Wha...? Shattaproblem? Li'l ol' drinky drinky here, ficky ficky...no weary the panties, sssh hokay.

WHEEE...!
xoxopq-!
-Tara @ 9:45 AM BST
R. U. Serious said...: At least she has panties on this time. @ 4:03 PM BST
Anonymous said...: c-l-ASSY! @ 5:54 PM BST
Wines & Vines said...: Hmmmm. Why did Tom Brady break up with her? I just can't see what he sees in Bridget Moynihan over Tara? ;) @ 3:40 AM BST
Cake & Ice Cream said...: SOMEBODY PLEASE DRAG HER ASS KICKING AND SCREAMING TO REHAB @ 4:03 AM BST
nobonesaboutit said...: That girl's public displays are a cry for help - for all KINDS of help! It's embarrassing and I wasn't even there! Pitiful. I'm with bubbles on this one. She needs intervention and a blanket. @ 8:17 AM BST
steph said...: tara, darling dear,
shhh, i'll tell you a secret...
your cootch is showing. @ 4:10 PM BST