46 Comments:

 Anonymous said...

I think her mouth grows bigger with each passing day. She could prob swallow an entire watermelon, no problem at all. @ 7:06 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it wide in multiple pictures and remove all doubt. @ 7:08 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Confucius say 'Woman who open mouth wide get something put inside.' @ 7:17 AM BST  

 ffleur said...

Is that Lynda Carter from "Wonder Woman" in the first photo? @ 8:25 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

I totallythought it was Wonder Woman too. But I've heard she is really really petite, this chick looks tall. @ 12:00 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Jebus, Pappy Joe should be called Pervy Joe from now on. I wonder if the FBI has a file on him along with the other pedophiles. @ 12:31 PM BST  

 get a clue said...

nick looks so awkward and uncomfortable, as if he'd never met any of those people before in his life. @ 12:46 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

I think she's trying to tell us something....yes, she is!!!! I think she's trying to say, "Fill 'er up, boys!". @ 1:06 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Yes, that sure does look like Wonder Woman. And she has some serious moose knuckle going on. Wonder what she's packing in those old lady jeans? @ 1:08 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

"Do you like my breasts?" @ 1:15 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Jessica must be tiny. Ashlee is often described as diminutive, and pics of the two of them side by side show Ashlee to be taller than Jessica. @ 1:44 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Jessica's first movie! How exciting! I bet come next year Papa Joe is going to be demanding to know why his little girl didn't get an Oscar nomination. @ 2:12 PM BST  

 swirlogirl said...

hahahah love the pap joe laser eyes. what a perv! @ 2:30 PM BST  

 Evie said...

Argh! Shut your friggin mouth! She is so annoying.
Every picture I see her in...at an event with Nick...he's looking at her with a wtf? expression. Just like at the ESPY's. @ 4:22 PM BST  

 Tom's Beard said...

That is Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter has a part in Dukes. I cannot approve of her attire. Nor can I approve of Jessica ginormous fucking mouth. I went to journalism school with a girl who had her mouth open in every.single.picture and yes, she was a big giant evil whore. @ 5:01 PM BST  

 a. nonny mouse said...

I've said it before but Nick needs to ditch Jessica and marry into a decent family. That bunch is creepy. Oh, and Ashlee seems fairly normal, if a bit delusional about her talent. She needs to distance herself as well. Jessica's open mouth is wide enough to give a blow-job to an entire football team at once! Maybe she's had practice at it. @ 5:19 PM BST  

 Jules said...

tom's beard...hahahaha!!!

i also find it rather odd that papa joe rocks some sweet highlights and clearly hits up the dippity doo. i didn't know pastors were allowed to use hair product.. @ 5:33 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Her big 'ol boobies are more annoying than a cold sore. @ 6:01 PM BST  

 Sarah said...

Jessica is a man in drag! She is so gross and made up and plasticized I can't stand it. @ 6:03 PM BST  

 MK said...

jessica is just really excited about her first movie, and frankly, if that was me i would be too. also, i love ashley and her new hair color. i'd never go see her in concert, but her cd is good. they just need to get rid of creepy dad manager and stay out of the spotlight for a minute and the simpson-lacheys will all live happily ever after. @ 6:16 PM BST  

 Tom's Beard said...

Jules - Dippity Doo haha.

Pastors probably aren't allowed to pimp out their daughters or have anonymous sex with young men either but that doesn't stop Papa Pastor Joe! @ 6:17 PM BST  

 Team Aniston said...

You know when she does shut her mouth she looks completely different. Maybe there is some wierd thing if she opens up wide her boobs get bigger and she seems to be talented. Idont know I cant put my finger on it. Oh maybe Caca can put her finger on it. Muff divers @ 7:31 PM BST  

 lulu said...

wow one big happy family. how cute. I think she is actually becoming Daisy Duke. Somebody tell this girl "it's a wrap!" @ 9:00 PM BST  

 my cock, er...spaniel says.. said...

We live in a society where sex sells...so let's give props where props are due...Big Tits and Open Mouth makes wanna holla every time. Don't tell me you wouldn't enjoy doing her. @ 9:44 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

i serously would pass on that. for real. she's just stanky. @ 10:24 PM BST  

 bam said...

If I were Ashlee Simpson, I'd emancipate myself from my parents and beg Angelina Jolie to adopt me. @ 10:46 PM BST  

 Just me said...

She just seems like she tries so damn hard to be something she is not - like sexy. Her body may have good curves but when she opens her mouth it ruins everything. Another thing I notice is that she carries herself like an ignorant child, instead of a confident woman like she should. @ 11:48 PM BST  

 kiki said...

uhhh maybe she succeeded here bc everyone's so busy looking at her stupid fucking big mouth to notice how fugly her dress is... @ 11:56 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

I'm thinking she's trying to become the person on the internet most downloaded. Someone could misuse those open mouth images to create a 2 hour feature lenth porn flick. Someone tell her to stop. @ 12:19 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

When she opens her mouth wide like that she looks like the scary thing from the Scream movies.... @ 3:20 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

I think in that third photo Nick is thinking, "Dammit, why doesn't she ever open her mouth when I want her to?" @ 3:58 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Has anybody else noticed that creepy Dad appears to be expecting twins? @ 4:14 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Trent did. Maybe he's thinking about having Ashlee be the wet nurse when he gives birth. @ 7:23 AM BST  

 me said...

Why is this bitch wearing Carrie Bradshaw's Manolos from two seaons ago? dumb whore. @ 4:22 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Poor girl, she looks so dumb. @ 8:25 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

It is just mind boggling for me to watch Jessica Simpson slowly destroy her career. She made it big on wholesomeness and not caring what people thought, and then she lets Daddy Simpson convince her to become another dime-a-dozen wannabe sex symbol. I used to be a die-hard Jessica Simpson fan and I'm disgusted with her now. Her new fans are going to be teenage boys and creepy adult men (like Daddy Simpson) and unlike the young girls and 20-somethings who identified with her, they aren't going to buy her albums. Just watch-- her new album (and maybe even Dukes of Hazzard) will TANK. @ 9:42 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

A Pez dispenser got nothin on you, girlfriend. @ 10:33 PM BST  

 n.v. said...

Papa Joe looks like he's saying, "Fffffuck! Why didn't I ever notice Ash's jugs before? I wonder if I can get her number when my wife hits the bathroom..." @ 10:34 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Hopefully her new album will tank like Michael Jackson new one just did. "8,000 albums sold" would send the message that we just aren't getting across to these idiots: Go away!! @ 1:19 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Giddy up, Mrs. Simpson.

YEE HAW! @ 3:45 PM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Whats distubing is that papa Joe... probly had Jessica do the music video... soooooo that he could jack off to it. He has talked alot about how great Jesica's breasts are, and how he lusts his daughter. He is one sick mother fucker, if she didn't become a star I bet he would have molested her (unless he already has). @ 9:58 AM BST  

 Jail Poppa Joe said...

Nick looks emabarrased to be with this group of fugly freaks-someone remind him who's the breastwinner in his family. @ 4:16 PM BST  

 Lilly and Willow said...

ok I don't know where to post this, but they need to do a reality show to find the next wonder woman. I think that would be great!!

Make them throw lasso's etc. and let America vote. The network execs would be guaranteed of picking someone people liked? It would be a new trend in casting movies, why not

I see movies all the time and I am like, hmm, good story but wtf were they thinking when they cast him/her @ 4:26 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Somebody let the blowup doll rest-she's gonna pop. @ 7:21 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

3 weeks ago I was thinking the same thing about the enormity of the size of Jessica Simpson's mouth and large teeth. She has her shoulders thrown back so boobs stick out and with mouth open. She needs to get over herself. Did anyone else notice that Nick's shirt and tie match Jessica's dress? And, Lynda Carter isn't petit, but tall and beautiful, and still a gorgeous woman. And for those of you commenting on her size change, she's had babies and is now mature. My breasts have been a DD since 7th-8th grade. I didn't use my figure as a guy-getter (5'6" and 108lbs). They're going to wonder about her 30 min of fame went. @ 4:28 AM BST  

 Anonymous said...

Ashley towers over her older sister like she was a little doll. Ashlee would kick jessicas ass. Ashlee is at least 8 inches taller and heard wears a size 9.5 to jessicas 7 in shoes total dominating. Ashlee rules and is the total shit. Jessica look up like a baby needing milk to Ashlee @ 7:51 AM GMT