Angelina plus twoYou're probably wondering where I have been. Because of my weekend stay in the "hospital" for "exhaustion" I've had some loose ends to tie up. And I want to give a big shout out to Miss Twitchy who really helped me with some of my "issues." Unfortunately due to my schedule, I was unable to help Angelina when she needed me most- during her move into Brad's Malibu spread.
She was counting on me to hand deliver her supply of hand cuffs, riding crops and feathers and I was secretly excited to see if she, like Ben Affleck, had a chair with her face painted on it so I could sit on her face. I just got too busy with "things" I had to "take care of" if you know what I mean and I think you do. This has nothing to do with Mischa Barton's coke dealing ex though so don't get any funny ideas about my whereabouts.
Although I like Angie, I can't help but wonder why she put eyeliner on Maddox in the above photo. And no, it's not at all the same as when I have french tips put on my dog, Anna Wintour. It's totally different. At any rate, I think the photo will address the question, "Will Angelina still carry Maddox when she has the baby?" and "How will she possibly carry two children at once?"
That's why the Baby Bjorn was invented! And if she adopts another poor orphan child from lets say...Arkansas, she will utilize the back-pack along with the front-pack and maybe even an infant carrier or stroller combo.