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Friday, July 29

Angelina plus two

You're probably wondering where I have been. Because of my weekend stay in the "hospital" for "exhaustion" I've had some loose ends to tie up. And I want to give a big shout out to Miss Twitchy who really helped me with some of my "issues." Unfortunately due to my schedule, I was unable to help Angelina when she needed me most- during her move into Brad's Malibu spread.

She was counting on me to hand deliver her supply of hand cuffs, riding crops and feathers and I was secretly excited to see if she, like Ben Affleck, had a chair with her face painted on it so I could sit on her face. I just got too busy with "things" I had to "take care of" if you know what I mean and I think you do. This has nothing to do with Mischa Barton's coke dealing ex though so don't get any funny ideas about my whereabouts.

Although I like Angie, I can't help but wonder why she put eyeliner on Maddox in the above photo. And no, it's not at all the same as when I have french tips put on my dog, Anna Wintour. It's totally different. At any rate, I think the photo will address the question, "Will Angelina still carry Maddox when she has the baby?" and "How will she possibly carry two children at once?"
That's why the Baby Bjorn was invented! And if she adopts another poor orphan child from lets say...Arkansas, she will utilize the back-pack along with the front-pack and maybe even an infant carrier or stroller combo.

63 Comments:

prettykitty said...: what the HELL is angelina thinking? how could she take maddox out in public with eyeliner and a mohawk without including a feather boa and high heels? that's just wrong!! @ 1:04 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Hello has another shot of them where Maddox is just glowering at Zahara and Zahara is looking up at him like she's scared. Sibling rivalry is tough, but must be especially tough for Maddox. @ 1:07 AM GMT+1
swirlogirl said...: girl i thought she already adobpted a kid from arkansas named billy bob. but she took him back to the orphanage @ 1:19 AM GMT+1
get a clue said...: i thought she stole brad away from jen to help carry maddox?? where is that selfish imp when you need him? @ 1:25 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Is she in mourning? She is always in black. (Okay, I wear a lot of black too, but I'm no stick!) @ 1:51 AM GMT+1
Pisser said...: I don't think one of those back carriers would fit Angelina as she has no hips. It'd just slide right off and dump that baby right out. Them ain't no childbearin' hips.

Brad better find himself a "nanny" if he wants to go birthin' some babies of his own. Not that I don't love the tranny-loving, perpetually pissed-looking Maddox. @ 1:53 AM GMT+1
a. nonny mouse said...: prettykitty: without including a feather boa and high heels? that's just wrong!!

Oh Snort! You are funny, girl. That comment really made me laugh. @ 2:04 AM GMT+1
ItGirl said...: Thank goodness you finally found the key to those handcuffs, Dj! @ 2:11 AM GMT+1
ffleur said...: Scrawny Ang is a lot stronger than she looks.

While carrying the kids, can she also lug 2 bags of groceries and hold her car keys under her chin? Then she'll be a REAL mum! @ 2:29 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Shacking Up In Malibu:

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/entertainment/gossip/12245360.htm @ 2:37 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: If she's putting eyeliner on Maddox (and some other photos show the kid also has on lipstick, blush, and heavy foundation), her parenting skills are questionable to say the least. Besides the New York museum that complained about Maddox's behavior (he threw a juice box at some art, even after they asked Jolie to get the juice out of the area because it was forbidden - she refused), we now have this:
Norton Airport Rage At Jolie Kid:

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=150716174&p=y5x7y688x @ 2:48 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Pimpin' Maddox out as a metro-sexual at age four ! Can't wait to see what she has in mind for poor little Zahara ... *tsk*tsk* @ 2:49 AM GMT+1
ms. thang said...: anon@948: how long you think it's gonna be before brad starts pining away for that barren womb of his sexless (ex)wife??? @ 2:53 AM GMT+1
Francie said...: Maybe the make-up is from Uncle Brad's stash. @ 2:53 AM GMT+1
ms. thang said...: as long as brangie are close to a good hospital or free clinic, then this disease ridden motley crew of STDs should be just fine! word to the wise: jennifer girl, stock up on those antibiotics now, just in case you do run into that nasty-assed family. @ 2:57 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: ms thang: I give the whole thing 2-3 months. Brad doesn't strike me as the paternal kind. @ 2:58 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Better shots of Maddox's make-up job: http://trent.blogspot.com/ @ 3:02 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Lol isn't the eyeliner cute.. I bet Angelina was getting ready and he said mommy I want some too.. @ 3:02 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Look how scared Zahara looks of Maddox here, http://www.hellomagazine.com/film/2005/07/28/angelinajolie/imgs/jolie-dop1b.jpg @ 3:03 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Does Brad like his women to be thin, almost like pre-pubescent boys? Angie looks horrible, and I recall Jennifer got super thin after they initially hooked up. @ 3:31 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Relax people ........did anyone bother to picture this? That maybe Maddox was sitting on the counter in the bathroom while Angie was putting her makeup on? Asked her if he could wear some? Then when it was time to go, he didn't want to take it off, and she just didn't care, b/c it's not a big fucking deal. Why does evrything have to be a freak show? Sometimes, we are really digging here...... @ 4:10 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Maybe Ang is prepping Mr. Unsmiley for the day when he starts his own boy band, reminiscent of Dead or Alive...or maybe he wants to be the next Boy George. @ 4:14 AM GMT+1
Cate said...: Well, my daughters always want me to put makeup on them while I am getting ready, so I just PRETEND to put most of the makeup on them and they are just as happy. You can fake little kids out. @ 4:17 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Yikes, I hope she's not becoming a stage mother already.

You know, her brother wears a ton of junk. Maybe Maddox is just imitating the weirdo brother. @ 4:18 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: My little brother never asks my Mom for make-up. Sounds funny to me. @ 4:24 AM GMT+1
don't you "people" me said...: anon@1110. ain't noone give two cents whether that boy wears eyeliner or not. there was one person that questioned her parenting skills and noone jumped on that shit like your neurotic ass. sounds like you're the uptight one. did you catch your husband in your pantyhose again? don't worry, he was probably watching you get ready... and well, you know the rest. oh yeah, judging from what you said, i'm sure you do. @ 4:34 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Maybe she wants to turn him into the next little JonBenet Ramsey? @ 4:37 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: "No one" is TWO WORDS.....when you're trying to make a point, it's wise to spell correctly and use proper grammar. @ 5:39 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Oh gee, anon 12:39, don't make us go back and correct all the spelling errors and "evrything" in your 11:10 post, LOL. @ 5:44 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: OMG! The makeup thing is NO BIG WOOP! Jesus.

My cousin, Jeff, used to love to play in mine, and he's totally straight with 2 kids and a wife now that he's grown.

My 12 year old son used to adore my makeup, and played in my nail polish until he was about 8. He likes girls, and is completely normal.

And, anyway, why is it such a big deal for males to wear makeup? So what? There are worse things in this world, people.

Grow up. @ 7:05 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Oh my God...When your 4 year old Child wants to go out in Public with Makeup on, that is when you say "Honey, No!!"...I wonder who did it, the pretend Daddy or Mommy....But hey, Angelina is a Publicity Whore and she loves Attention, So if she feels that Maddox wearing Makeup is going to get her Picture in the Magazines next week, I'm fairly sure she'd happily plaster his Face with Foundation, Eyeliner and probably lipstick too...

Angelina should wear one of those shirts "I stole Brad from Jen"...After all, We all know it's True and she'd probably love the Attention that came from it as well....Actually, maybe it should be "I'm the Homewrecking Whore who stole Brad from Jen" ;) @ 11:04 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: anon@205: di you just get off the supid train? noone gives two bejesus whether the kid grows up to be a fruit or not. you and the other anon are the only two that are making a big whoop out of it. you grow up. @ 12:54 PM GMT+1
Playniceyall said...: y'all stop fighting before I kick all yer azzes. @ 1:51 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Why is that 4 year still NOT walking??? @ 2:38 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: She should take a parenting class before she adopts anymore kids. She doesn't seem to know how to handle both of them. Well, all three of them if you count Brad in the mix.:) @ 3:12 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: I admire that she's trying to still take them to places that non-celebrity kids would be more than entitled to go, and I don't blame her for keeping them close to her. As much of a pain as it is to take kids out when you don't have paparrazzi chasing you, it must be downright dangerous for her, and without a BBM and nannies in tow. You go mamma!! @ 7:36 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: If you notice, her nanny IS in the photos in the toy store on the pink is the new blog site. The same nanny is in the photos at the mall as well as the photos of Angie taking Maddox to school. By the way, she has instructed Maddox not to call her "Mom" but to call her "Ange". @ 8:00 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Yes, when you see the wider shots, you see the nannies. She always uses them. She instructs the agencies to send her new ones frequently so that Maddox doesn't get attached to anyone over her.

http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/celeb_encounters/angelina_jolie.jpg @ 8:51 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: "Relax people ........did anyone bother to picture this? That maybe Maddox was sitting on the counter in the bathroom while Angie was putting her makeup on? Asked her if he could wear some? Then when it was time to go, he didn't want to take it off, and she just didn't care, b/c it's not a big fucking deal. Why does evrything have to be a freak show? Sometimes, we are really digging here......"

I question that scenerio. So little Mad is sitting there, sees an array of make-up - lipstick, blush, eyeshadow, etc. - and goes, "What's that? Eyeliner? I want some! And just eyeliner, nothing else!"

Not to mention the mohawk ... when we first saw that 'do there's no way he was requesting it.

Angelina's going to be shocked in a few years when she realizes she didn't buy neat dollies for dress-up, but by golly, she got real, live children! @ 2:26 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Was she even wearing makeup herself in this set of pictures? :\ @ 2:28 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Jolie is always made up. She wears mineral powder which gives you that no-make-up-look. I don't know where Maddox got that rock-chick eyeliner from, though. Maybe it was in Brad's Billy-Idol-wannabe case.:) @ 2:35 AM GMT+1
MK said...: i think maddox looks cute with his mohawk. who says kids always have to have the same cookie cutter hair cut? a little individuality isn't a bad thing. @ 2:37 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: In other shots, you can see she has a beaded bracelet on Zahara's wrist. I guess someone forgot to tell her that jewellery like that on a baby is choking hazard, not to mention the potential for lead poisoning from the paint. I really wish she'd put down her Hollywood scripts long enough to read a parenting book. @ 2:38 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Maddox wouldn't be as good a prop without the mohawk and the heavy eyeliner I guess. @ 2:44 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: High maintenance cuts aren't fun for four-year-olds, they're more for mommy and daddy's selfish sake. @ 2:52 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Mohawks are soooo 2003.:) @ 4:17 AM GMT+1
mean and grumpy said...: what i'm thinking is that maybe maddox's eyeliner is akin to michael jackson putting masks on his kids? mad hates the paparazzi, maybe mommy said, wear a disguise! too bad it didn't work though. i am starting to feel like these kids are more hunted than princess di. oh yeah, i went there. @ 4:49 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Angie's known for tipping off the 'razzi. In fact, she has her own favourite photographers among them. @ 5:10 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Her hands and feet are so freakishly big. They had to hire male body doubles for the stunts in Tomb Raider. @ 5:32 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Please, no mention of Princess Di. Next thing you know, Angelina's people will have read that, and she'll have Maddox decked out in a tiara on their next outing. @ 5:34 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: MK, there's a difference between "individuality" and determining your child's persona. Whether people like it or not a mohawk has a stigma; it's one thing if the child himself chooses it, another if the parent does. There are plenty of haircuts parents can use to design their children without also marking them with a red bullseye in a world of labels. Maddox is in the public's eye and stories are going to surface, his mother of all people should know this. @ 6:40 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: The make-up was due to some day camp activity. She didn't put it on the kid.

What the hell is wrong with a kid having a mohawk? huh? I say, NOT a DAMN THING! and why shouldn't she carry him? He's 4 years old... that is NOT too old to be carried around.

::Rolling eyes:: @ 6:02 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Anon 1:02: Link please? Do you just make stuff up as you go along? Anon 1:02=Angelina's smelly cooch. Give us all a break, we know she's raising the kid with no discipline and tons of indulgence, just like she was raised. @ 7:58 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Angie's got bigger hands and feet than Paris Praying Mantis Hilton. @ 8:48 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Angie also probably has a bigger dick than Brad Pitt, too. @ 12:48 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: What I don't understand is why didn't she hire a vietnamese nanny for Maddox. Angie talked about raising her son to be culturally aware of his heritage, and speak his native language.

I remember her father appearing on some entertainment news show discussing her instability, its too bad, he never elaborated. @ 11:56 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: How ridiculous does she look carrying two children? I cannot believe that the 4 yr old still doesn't walk. It's pathetic and unnatural. I can't believe that she truly instructs the kid to call her Ange, that's pretty sick. Man, Brad is a tard fro leaving Jen to be w/ her. At least Jen is sane and normal. @ 7:51 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: She's carrying Maddox?! What a bitch! That whore. Oooooh!! From these pics, I am absolutely certain she's a bad mother. How dare she? @ 10:10 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: anon

i always hear about Angelina the home-wrecking whore ,but that's hollywood for you .AT LEAST THERE WERE NO KIDS INVOLVED ,unlike the cases of BRITTNEY AND JULIA R. they have all the money than anyone of us will ever earn (combined!) and what did they do? Marrying those guys didn't make things right .Jen is very fortunate she got alot going for her plus the$$$$$$$.Angelina got her hands full and stressed but she's blessed with her kids .Best of luck to A and J !!! @ 11:57 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: The reason he is wearing eyeliner is because its a tradition in Cambodia. I read it in another blog. @ 4:26 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: OK some of you need to get your facts straight. Having little boys wear eyeliner is NOT a tradition in Cambodia. I don't know what idiot came up with that idea and who believes it but it's fucking stupid. and someone above recommened a Vietnamese nanny...why the fuck would they need a viet nanny when maddox is KHMER..there's a fucking difference. if you weren't ignortant and stupid you would know.

personally, i think ange let maddox wear eyeliner because it fits his personality...or maybe he wanted to wear it. whatever, it's all in good taste. he's different and he can't help it. maddox and zahara don't have a daddy (yet) so ange can make whatever decisions she wants for her kids (like most moms do). they seem close and i'm happy for them because she always looks happy with her kids. she loves them and that should be all that matters. @ 11:48 AM GMT+1
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