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Monday, June 6


Prolonged viewing may incur vomiting, heart palpitations, anal leakage and swelling of testicles.

Paramount is paying serious attention to dumping eccentric maniac Tom Cruise whose
high- on- scientology demeanor is not going over well while promoting War of the Worlds. Mind you, this is not for certain but words are being exchanged about cutting Tom loose from Mission Impossible 3.

They want to ditch him, not because of his over the top obsession with Katie "cold sores" Holmes, but because his freaky declarations of love for e-meters and proclivity for setting up a scientology tent in front of the movie set is just, well...it's weird. People prefer massage chairs and latte kiosks. Tom is garnering negative attention and doing damage to his box office draw because of his strange ways. I told you he's a freak and a closeted homo and no one was believing me. Hello!

In related news, Brooke Sheilds is so pissed off about Tom poking his big honker into her post partum troubles that she said she wouldn't take advice from someone who believes in aliens. But was she referring to Tom or John Travolta who made the erroneous mistake of actually starring in Battlefield Earth?

Brooke is currently starring in the London musical, Chicago and offered an olive branch to Tommy. She said, "If he wants to see Chicago, I've left him two tickets - one adult, one child."
Oops. That wasn't gesture of peace and love, that was a mean swipe at the sixteen year age difference between Tom and his PR dream, Katie Holmes. Meow!


29 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...
worst. picture. ever! @ 7:17 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous A. Nonny Mouse said...
DJ-thanks for all your great posts, your blog is always a bright spot in my day! Tom needs to seriously rethink his strategy (if he has one). It seems to me like everything he's tried to build for himself through a public life filled with falsehoods is about to crumble in on him. If he's not careful the only thing that's going to be left of his career is the "train wreck" appeal ala Britney! @ 7:18 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The thing Brooke Shields said about aliens ("he should stick to protecting the Earth from aliens" or something similar)--some people have said that's a swipe at Scientology, but I think they're in error. It seems clear to me that she's talking about his new movie. Of course, we all know that he's cuckoo for Scientology Puffs, but I don't think that's what she was getting at. She's too nice to make fun of someone's "religion" (ahem). @ 8:13 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Manic Mom said...
Anon at 3:13--I cracked up at your "cuckoo for Scientology Puffs" comment! These two look ridiculous. What about the rumors that they're getting married? Anyone know? @ 8:15 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Thank you, Manic Mom. As for the marriage rumors, they're par for the course the moment any celebrity couple gets together, aren't they? I've even heard talk of a baby soon. Yucko. Given the persistent infertility rumors (about The Cruiser), I doubt that's going to happen. @ 8:35 PM GMT+1  
Blogger twitterpated said...
Barf. @ 8:43 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That looks like an awkward hug between a girl and her creepy uncle that stares at her too much. Yikes. @ 8:54 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
It looks like there should be a big caption over that photo that reads "Best Friends Forever!!!!!" @ 8:56 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I totally agree. I was just thinking that it looked like a picture from a sorority party. @ 9:11 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I think I just threw up a bit..... @ 9:45 PM GMT+1  
Blogger Erica said...
How could Tom be cut loose from the project? His Cruise/Wager production company produces the MI flicks. @ 9:48 PM GMT+1  
Blogger ffleur said...
Tom moves fast when he makes a decision about a girl. I think it has something to do with trapping them before they can see the real him.

Anyway, he divorced Mimi, romanced Nicole & married her, all within ONE year. That's moving fast. Divorce is usually devasting, people take a break usually. Not Tom, off with the old, on with the new. He discarded Nicole just as coldly & moved on to Penelope.

I guess its easy for him as his emotions aren't involved. Its just all PR. Can't believe he & Katie will marry & be pregnant before the end of the year. Pregnancy would be a giant step for Tom. Will they use the same IVF as Michael Jackson & Debbie Rowe used?

I really believe its just PR. Tom knows he is aging, he's not the young action star anymore & he wants an Oscar. Time to rev up the PR machine even if it involves yukky stuff (to him) like kissing girls and getting her pregnant.

I used to like Tom back in the "Top Gun" days. Now I just think he is a seriously deluded freak with some very strange views. He is also pretty inarticulate & makes cruel, uninformed comments (ie. to Brooke). His ship is sinking. @ 9:49 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Yuck. I hate him and she's stoopid.

I'd like to have 5 min. in a room with him just to kick the shit out of him. @ 9:58 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hold me closer, closer, closer!

If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you.

(Groucho Marx) @ 10:52 PM GMT+1  
Blogger Evie said...
Are you sure the "child" ticket wasn't meant for Tom? @ 11:10 PM GMT+1  
Blogger Distressed Jeans said...
Oh right, thats true. I thought Brooke meant the aliens comment as pertaining to his cult. Gotcha. @ 11:15 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Francine-a-go-go said...
Boy, this Lee Press-On Beard is heavy! Must weigh 105 pounds. Jeeesh! OK, down now, you, pops needs air... @ 2:26 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
the look on his face is supremely creepy...

jax @ 3:13 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
He's thinking to himself: "As soon as this shot's over and my beard releases me, I'm gonna go get fisted..." @ 4:09 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Damn Anon @ 11:09! That was fucking funny! @ 5:25 AM GMT+1  
Blogger Esther said...
Glad I had a trash can near by to throw up in. @ 5:37 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
He never should have fired his former publicist Pat Kingsley -- one of the best PR women in Hollywood. She would have prevented this debacle from happening. She protected this dude for years. Now, he has his Scientologist sister doing his PR for him...and it shows. The power of PR friends... -- Gaily Gail @ 12:19 PM GMT+1  
Blogger kittychi said...
I agree with 3:54 pm Anon's creepy uncle comment...she looks like she knows somethin' ain't right, but she's going along with the game anyways and she's not sure why. "Because its Tom Cruise, for God's sake" is what her mother told her. @ 12:27 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous skyla said...
Brooke Sheilds is fabulous, she is due a comeback. @ 12:37 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Every shot of them looks completely staged. Sadly for Katie this little charade will not help her career. If anything, quite the opposite. @ 1:51 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous anon 4:18 said...
Holy Batman! They've fused and become one! @ 9:31 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
siamese twins connected at the twat @ 5:18 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I'm worried about Kate. I bet in the future (I predict 5 years) we find out that Tom abuses her. She looks like the perfect victum, being young and all. And he fits the profile of a abusive husband. He seems to be controlling and a know-it-all. Scientology believes in people thinking for themself. I think Tom will think for Kate. I wonder...if Kate decided not to join the "church" would Tom allow that? Umm??? Makes you think doesn't it? Would he allow her to think for herself? @ 10:47 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I'm worried about Kate. I bet in the future (I predict 5 years) we find out that Tom abuses her. She looks like the perfect victum, being young and all. And he fits the profile of a abusive husband. He seems to be controlling and a know-it-all. Scientology believes in people thinking for themself. I think Tom will think for Kate. I wonder...if Kate decided not to join the "church" would Tom allow that? Umm??? Makes you think doesn't it? Would he allow her to think for herself? @ 10:48 PM GMT+1  
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