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Thursday, June 23



Lindsay may have turned down a Playboy offer but Jessica might consider it. Her father encourages her to show off her breasts at any turn.

While Dina Lohan and Linds could have done a mother/daughter spread, executives are mulling over a father/daughter spread in a racier magazine. Jessica is open to it and her father looks forward to finding another way to pimp his Jessica out to male and female fans. Of course, this is just hearsay but honestly now. Would it really be surprising to see Joe and Jess in the pages of a magazine you have to buy from behind the counter?


22 Comments:

Blogger Rob Danger said...
JoeSimp definately seems freaky-deaky. No one should be that invested in their child's breasts. @ 11:55 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Sick, is this is true. How could a father encourage this? @ 12:08 AM GMT+1  
Blogger steph said...
keep on stretching now,
just a little bit further,
almost licking boob! @ 12:33 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous serenity now said...
Gross! I wouldn't be surprised if Joe Simpson wanted to do a father/daughter Playboy spread with Jessica. Ewwww! He's one twisted father. @ 12:58 AM GMT+1  
Blogger ffleur said...
That is just so, so.......ICK !!!! @ 2:42 AM GMT+1  
Blogger Leith said...
and they tried to make her popular with in Christian music first. No wonder it didn't work. @ 3:16 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
You weren't lying about that, Leith. @ 3:25 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous kelly said...
Why is she always grabbing at her breasts? Maybe I can't relate because I'm a teeny A cup, but I sure don't see Pam Anderson or even pregnant Britney grabbing at their ta-tas all the time. @ 3:26 AM GMT+1  
Blogger Tom Cruise said...
well, at least that skank has her mouth shut for once. @ 3:27 AM GMT+1  
Blogger n.v. said...
I find it creepy that Ashley is now morphing into a Jess after trying to differentiate herself. It's like her dad decided that Jess is finally too old for him and is now plugging the baby of the family. hahaha! @ 3:27 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
There's a reason why he's an ex-preacher. Because he's a nasty horn toad who whore's out his daughters. He probably jerks off watching them. He's digusting. He stands way to close for comfort whenever he takes a picture with his daughters. Yuck! @ 6:47 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I hate to interrupt, but I think the whole "Joe Simpson is into his daughters" thing is totally blown out of proportion. @ 6:57 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Haha, she's totally wasted in that pic. @ 2:22 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Blown out of proportion????? Are you kidding me? No father needs to comment that "she's got double-d's; you can't do anything with those suckers". My father can't tell you what size I am. And you might want to watch season 1 of Newlyweds and see the episode where they're filming her "Sweetest Sin" video. Joe is in front of the camera talking about how Jessica waited for marriage and they're now celebrating the fact that they can do it till they're blue in the face. He's fucking gross!!!!!! @ 2:58 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Good one Steph!

She is probaby looking down at her Daddy in that pic. Anyway to pan out, DJ and find out? LOL @ 3:50 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Does anyone else think that its weird how she either always has her mouth open or her REALLY LARGE tongue out. I love women but she comes across as so slutty and easy. It's unnerving. She's like a little girl who does E and the whole 8th grade class so that she can feel pretty/be popular. Gross!!!!!!!!!!!
She's a blow up doll with large openings ewwwww. @ 4:14 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous nic said...
her tongue scares me. Is she practicing for her next music video with Gene Simmons? @ 4:31 PM GMT+1  
Blogger MizRo said...
Her tongue is a bit furry - tongue scraper, Jess? @ 4:48 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous no exaggeration said...
Her dad really did say that Jessica just exudes sex appeal, that she can't help it, and also mentioned how she has double Ds. He said it like a proud father/pimp. No father should pay attention to his daughter's sex appeal, let alone mention it in an interview. @ 10:02 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I think what he's said is inappropriate yes, but I don't think that he personally is sexually attracted to his daughters. There's a certain leap you've got to make there and it's a doozy. @ 4:11 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double Ds! You can't cover those suckers up!" JOE SIMPSON

If THAT is not creepy, I don't know what is. @ 11:33 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Umm, Jessica has fairly large boobs for her size, but they are NOT DD's. @ 5:30 AM GMT+1  
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