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Monday, June 27



Kevin Federline looking...oily in his stained Le Tigre shirt and smelly ballcap. What isn't shown in the photo is his ever present puffy unlaced shoes and gigantic manpris.

Britney comments that her man has great style and he is currently designing a line of clothing that will rival P. Diddy's. He is trying out names right now: K. Feddy, Fresno Fed, Klothes by Kev, Federline Fashuns, FedSpears Funk, Manpri's and More, Cigs and Beer, Mullets n' Manpris, Gravytrain Garments, and Lotsa Cash Clothes.

I can't wait! First up is a line of maternity wear featuring togas, tube tops, hot pants and high heels with a cushioned instep. Kev's a marketing genius appealing to all genders and age groups.


17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Kevin's been seen being "comforted" by Shar Jackson. @ 5:53 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Might I suggest a few?

HeSkank
Sugarmomma
Matrimoney
Lucky Kevin Designs @ 5:55 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Federline Fashuns - hahahahaha!!!!!!!! @ 5:57 PM GMT+1  
Blogger R. U. Serious said...
I believe Kevin Federline fashions are a sign if the end times.

Damned If I Know @ 6:11 PM GMT+1  
Blogger swirlogirl said...
Baby Daddy Duds @ 6:52 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Manic Mom said...
I like Gravytrain Garments! @ 6:55 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Skanktimonious Threads @ 6:59 PM GMT+1  
Blogger DrDiSaia said...
Here's the funny part:

He will design whatever. Britney will put her name and advertising $$$ behind it and people will buy it.

I guess that we will see,

John Di Saia MD @ 7:18 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
How about GravyStain Fashions! @ 7:49 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Perhaps..

Greasy Gear
Whitey Wear
Thug Threads

? @ 8:05 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
PWT
poor whitey threads @ 8:11 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
He's a Spankees fan to boot. GO SOX! @ 8:43 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
My Vote: Klothes by Kev @ 10:31 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
it's nice to see spederline back in the spotlight. due to the recent tom fiasco's i can only hope that he will return back to his rightful place in celebritism (is that a word? i don't think so, but i likes it).

how 'bout for his new duds he calls them "skidmark"? it has a nice ring and produces wonderful imagery. @ 11:39 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Phederline Phrocks for the Phat Phashionista @ 3:50 PM GMT+1  
Blogger NerdNoir said...
Does anyone else think that "K. Fed" looks like a white trash version of Justin Timberlake? @ 5:14 PM GMT+1  
Blogger NerdNoir said...
Wigga Wear would be good for his clothing line... @ 5:17 PM GMT+1  
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