Monday, June 27
Kevin Federline looking...oily in his stained Le Tigre shirt and smelly ballcap. What isn't shown in the photo is his ever present puffy unlaced shoes and gigantic manpris.
Britney comments that her man has great style and he is currently designing a line of clothing that will rival P. Diddy's. He is trying out names right now: K. Feddy, Fresno Fed, Klothes by Kev, Federline Fashuns, FedSpears Funk, Manpri's and More, Cigs and Beer, Mullets n' Manpris, Gravytrain Garments, and Lotsa Cash Clothes.
I can't wait! First up is a line of maternity wear featuring togas, tube tops, hot pants and high heels with a cushioned instep. Kev's a marketing genius appealing to all genders and age groups.
Grab your vodkatinis. It's time to chat!
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