Conversations about Famous People

Monday, June 27

I used to think Ben Affleck was cute. In Pearl Harbor he was pretty hot in that uniform and his curly hair all combed nicely.

Then I read about how he liked to place his nuts on people's necks and how he also enjoys using his penis as a prop. Then there was that time we were playing poker and well, you remember what he considered his royal flush, right?

And now I see that he...gulp...he...he has Lady Hands! Those fingers are long and white and the hands are kind of small for such a big guy. I'm sorry Ben but I cannot see you any more. You will not be laying on my yacht stroking my perfectly peachy buttocks any time soon. Not with those girly fingers.

13 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Oh, what a wonderful song that was written not long ago... "I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school...."

He's always been a big, stupid pork chop. When South Park had him be the child of ass faced creatures, it was as if they'd read my mind and ripped off my whole life's convictions. @ 9:01 PM GMT+1
MizRo said...: You read my mind DJ... I saw the hands and then read your commentary.

I've never found him either attractive or interesting; now I find him simply repulsive! @ 9:08 PM GMT+1
Manic Mom said...: I'd take his fingers anywhere he'd want to put 'em! @ 10:38 PM GMT+1
Manic Mom said...: Okay, maybe not. That wasn't me talking in the previous post. I forgot to take my Xanax this morning, that's all. Those hands are kind of yucky, maybe, but if it were dark in the room... hmmm... and besides, haven't any of you stuck your junk into a wine glass or done a three-point stance in the nude, or just hung your sack out to surprise someone? I know quite a few guys that take great pleasure in these hobbies. @ 10:40 PM GMT+1
Manic Mom said...: Including my husband... @ 10:41 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Ewwww Ben Affleck! I don't see anything special about the guy. He looks like an average Joe to me. And seriously, i wanna puke everytime i see a pic of him and Jennifer Garner together. They look like brother and sister! It's just wrong.

Now, Matt Dammon is a different story. He's sooooo hot in a cute boyish kinda way. @ 10:58 PM GMT+1
lauritajuanitasanchez said...: He's got niblet teeth. See any movie of his before he got big. He's got tiny little nubbins for teeth. The guy doesn't make my list. @ 11:44 PM GMT+1
Francine-A-Go-Go said...: Looks like he has long fingernails - good fer dippin' blo on de go! Then just swipe down the gums for a l'il numb-er. No waste!

(I'm not ashamed of knowing this kind of sh*t anymore..) @ 12:15 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Whenever I see Ben Assfleck all I can think of is a drunken date rape frat boy. @ 12:18 AM GMT+1
a. nonny mouse said...: That does look like a rather feminine hand pose. Someone give this guy masculinity lessons. @ 12:55 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: he's videotaping passersby, waiting for them to notice his penis hanging out the car door. @ 1:14 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Ladyfingers. @ 3:46 AM GMT+1
swirlogirl said...: celebs are so clever when they film paparazzi! i never liked this dude either. don't believe the hype! @ 4:26 AM GMT+1