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Tuesday, May 24

The newest trend to hit the gyms? Nude yoga! Believe it. There is nothing more soothing than the relaxing stretch of the downward dog as you look up to see a pair of ball sacs dangling in front of you. The warrior pose is nothing but powerful as your breasts swing free and the instructor places his hands on your naked flesh and manuevers your limber body into a childs pose, exposing your beef curtains for the class to view.

This is the exercise that will be sweeping the nation. You can get a good workout and an eyeful at the same time. Once I tried nude tae bo and boy did I get a workout. From laughing that is. Do you think I really wanted to see dimpled, puckered flesh and beer bellies as I attempted to get a good fat burn going? So now my personal motto for nude workout session is: Just say NO.

23 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Why do you have to say the bad things that hurt and make me want to cry? @ 8:30 PM GMT+1
steph said...: BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH oh my freaking lord dude that is terrible! that photo's right up there with the brochures for nudist colonies my sister and i got a while back, where everyone was nekkid but their personal business was strategically covered by an in-flight tennis ball or a pool cue or whatever sport they happened to be playing in the picture.

it also reminds me of this episode of current affair i saw recently where this nudist group was all up in arms because they had planned a nekkid roller skating party, and they had rented the skating rink and such and then some conservative jerk with some sort of political job, like mayor or court jester caught wind of it and shut em down.

lets hear it for nekkid, it's the new black! @ 9:03 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Most excellent word imagery!! i'm sitting at my desk in a dental office & just about lost it!! too too funny, you are such a stitch, thanks!!! @ 9:33 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: The words "child's pose" and "beef folds" should never be used in the same sentence, but you make it oh so funny. @ 9:57 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: 1) what happens if someone gets a 'woody"?? check out that chick's tit's brushing against that dude's back/shoulder

b) i read it was quite common for people to 'break wind' while in yoga poses....the visual/audio on that is frightening! @ 10:31 PM GMT+1
yankeegirl said...: Yes, terrifying. Check out www.sfgate.com for the full article. I live in the Bay Area, and I can only think, nude yoga? Only in San Francisco. Sigh.

PS - They are husband and wife in the photo. Doesn't make nude yoga any less wierd though. @ 10:42 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: There appears to be a third breast on the Yogi's abdomen. I am not convinced this is a woman. @ 10:53 PM GMT+1
icecrmqween said...: No, not only in San Francisco...I saw an ad just this past weekend for nude yoga here in Dallas. It's for an all men's class, though, thank God. icky icky poo @ 10:56 PM GMT+1
Pisser said...: Bad, bad idea. Thanks for informing us DJ! Aren't naked stranger's FEET bad enough?!

I don't think nekkid yoga butt would be very flattering. The goal is to spread your cheeks as wide as possible. No good can come of this. @ 11:15 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: If the room is warm and humid, imagine the stench......mmmmmmmm @ 11:28 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: mmmm. beef curtains. make a me hungry. @ 11:43 PM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Some people just look better with their clothes on. period. @ 6:06 AM GMT+1
n.v. said...: The guy looks like Sam Rockwell from the movie The Green Mile and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Anyone else think so? @ 7:02 AM GMT+1
His Whoreness said...: Love you!

Love your work!

Let's do lunch!

I love this post too much NOT to post it on my own blog

Hmmm... beef curtains

Oodles of toodles my dear,

His Whoreness @ 7:31 AM GMT+1
Esther said...: Personally, I think he looks more like Paul Giamatti.

DJ, if you are wrong, I don't wanna be right. @ 8:16 AM GMT+1
Anonymous said...: Yes, definitely check out the sfgate.com article. There are more pictures!!

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/05/24/DDG9FCSNDS1.DTL @ 9:21 AM GMT+1
Manymehaha said...: I rather thought he looked like Martin Freeman from 'The Office' @ 6:55 PM GMT+1
Nancy said...: Ugh... There is also a nude restaurant in New York, very upscale and I bet it makes you eat less... knowing the meal will go straight to your tummy. @ 7:34 PM GMT+1
Rio Alvaria said...: If that was Martin Freeman, I'd be very, very happy and wish for a larger picture. As it is, at first glance I thought it was Rob Schneider, which immediately caused me to follow my own yogi's instructions for times and mental images like these: translated from the ancient Sandskrit, I believe it is called the "Embrace of Loofah Sponge, Toilet Duck and the Retinas of the Negitively Enlightened". @ 8:43 PM GMT+1
JD said...: ewwwwwww....i have a hard time dealing with dudes wearing spandex in yoga class due to the bulging. i can't imagine what i'd do if i saw balls flying around. fall out of some pose and break my neck.

btw, i heart this blog. it gets me through work. nice job!! @ 3:24 AM GMT+1
Lelly said...: This is not a pic of nude yoga, its a pic of nude fishing.
He's saying: "but I swear it was THIS BIG!"
She's saying: "Yeah, yeah, and if I look through this ear I can see straight through to the other side" @ 11:22 AM GMT+1
herbalwellspring said...: Thanks so much for this article, quite effective piece of writing. @ 8:33 PM GMT+1
lawrence said...: Oh my God it’s great. With the non-restriction of clothes, I get in touch with nature, it brought a natural freshness to it, I feel so free, that’s a great feeling, everyone should try it. @ 12:42 PM GMT+1