Conversations about Famous People: Have you met the Bony Twins

Wednesday, May 18

Have you met the Bony Twins

Have you met my new friends, Crystal and Meth? Lionel Richie can deny deny deny all he wants but Nicole has issues with eating, obviously. We are not dumb Lionel. We may have been taken in with the blind girl falling in love with you in the "Hello" video and that you can really dance on the ceiling, but come on.

Naturally skinny girls are lovely and those with a high metabolism are simply lucky bitches. But these two? Starvation and ex-lax coupled with mega doses of drugs is how they stay so skeletal, dont be fooled. Some day those two are going to rub together and ignite sparks, that's what happens when you rub twigs together.

Lindsay is a shadow of her former self as we have discussed time and time again. Can we stage an intervention? Is it too late? If Lindsay doesn't go into cardiac arrest from her hard core partying lifestyle, she is slated to take over for Scarlett "sex in an elevator with Benecio del Toro" Johansson in the next Mission: Impossible movie. She will head into training for a few weeks and hopefully her trainer will advise her to bulk up. When I look at her bony body, I forget all about her hideous bright yellow hair.

32 Comments:

c said...: As bad as Lindsay looks, I think Nicole looks worse -- deathly ill. She's skelator. It's gross. These girls think they look great but they don't at all. They look like junkies. What man finds that sexy? @ 7:14 PM BST
skyla said...: I have to say that Paris is looking radiant compared to this two. @ 7:22 PM BST
Anonymous said...: I swear I cannot even look at these people anymore when you post pics of them ughh...it makes me want to throw up...disgusting! Isn't anyone around them saying: Hey, wake up! You should eat, it really is good for you!
This is absolutely disgusting. What is going on in Hollywood? Someone should say something to these girls...really. @ 7:31 PM BST
Anonymous said...: I am 5'9 and 145 lbs. My mother yells at me all the time and says I am too thin - even though I am not, just average!!! WHERE ARE THEIR MOTHERS??? @ 7:41 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Tv shows have labeled these two as "The Skeleton Crew" @ 8:20 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Wow. For the first time ever, I do NOT want to look like a celebrity... @ 8:40 PM BST
Anonymous said...: sometimes your writing is just fucking brilliant. i hope your real jobs involves some form of written communication.

derrick @ 9:16 PM BST
Anonymous said...: They look like two balloons that someone has let the air out. Seriously sad. I'm sure they think they look like they stepped out of Vogue, but you know? They do. The fashion mags encourage this as glamorous and sexy. Yeah, right, if you're a praying mantis. @ 9:47 PM BST
Anonymous said...: I'd be that skinny too if I barfed all day. AND...trust me, how could you not barf if your hair was that yellow??? I'm not sure I have ever even seen that particular hue of yellow. Bleh!

I can only wonder how brittle it is and thin. She is clearly getting 0 nutrients. Idiots! @ 9:50 PM BST
Anonymous said...: It has to be drugs .. I know anorexia (was one years ago) and with them, they are ashamed of their body no matter how thin they are and cover up (think Mary Kate Olsen). It makes me sick that all these tabloids are "glamorizing" it. @ 10:12 PM BST
Anonymous said...: "We are not dumb Lionel. We may have been taken in with the blind girl falling in love with you in the "Hello" video and that you can really dance on the ceiling, but come on."

a true LOL - very clever little one @ 10:17 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Deathwatch 2005. I wonder why none of these skinnies have died yet. Lara Flynn, Jen Anniston, Olsen Twins, ect....One of these there will be another Karen Carpenter-esque death. @ 10:31 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Lindsay Lohan looks like Heather Graham in "Boogie Nights" -- when RollerGirl was in her downhill cocaine spiral

-- Gaily Gail @ 11:05 PM BST
Anonymous said...: nicole is looking very paula abdul-ish in that picture @ 11:33 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Not Paula Abdul, she looks just like the third Olsen in that pic @ 4:02 AM BST
Anonymous said...: That is really extreme! Hey! Did Lindsay take out her implants? @ 6:15 AM BST
Anonymous said...: Ow! Nicole's shoulder poked my eye out. :( @ 9:54 AM BST
Beth said...: Is it just me or does Lindsey's hair look green, like she was swimming in a pool with chlorine? @ 4:09 PM BST
Celebrity Rant said...: My. God. They look freaking horrible! Do they not SEE themselves? I would rather look at Britney with her pudgy weed smoking pimple face than these cracked out ho's any day! @ 6:35 PM BST
NotFatbutNotaSkeleton said...: THey are NASTY! @ 8:17 PM BST
Anonymous said...: I just heard that Lindsay Lohan had her breasts implants out (old news), BUT - had butt implants in. That sure explains her oddly shaped ass in the back shots of the red dress. @ 10:23 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Do you think they still have bowel movements? @ 2:05 AM BST
solitaire said...: skyla said...
I have to say that Paris is looking radiant compared to this two

AGREED, girl!!!!! And that's saying a lot... Paris and her feet. UGH @ 4:04 AM BST
Anonymous said...: woooow! Their heads look waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too big for their bodies! @ 7:37 AM BST
Anonymous said...: A couple of bobbleheads. @ 12:48 PM BST
Pisser said...: Brilliant, DJ.
I almost ralphed looking at Nicole's turkey neck and BLOWhan's chicken arms.

Suddenly I am in dire need of a turkey sandwich. @ 10:02 PM BST
Anonymous said...: its a case of big-head syndrome, i think their bodies will collapse under the weight of those freakin giant heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ 10:32 PM BST
Anonymous said...: I think even Whitney Houston would tell them to eat something! I thik Nicole just replaced Paris Hilton with a wanna be her, now that Lindsey is so skinny and has blonde hair. @ 3:44 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Even Whitney Houston would tell these skeletors to eat something!! It looks like Nicole basically replaced Paris Hilton w/ a wanna be Paris Hilton now that she has a bony body and blonde hair... @ 3:54 PM BST
Anonymous said...: These two beautys remind me of the old joke....So a skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me a beer.....and a mop". @ 8:27 AM BST
Michie said...: Anon 9:05 - of course they still have bowel movements, lots of them. When you live on a diet of laxatives, cigarettes and coke! @ 3:44 AM BST
Anonymous said...: I dont think they look that bad. If you compare this picture to what the used to look like they were both flabby and thick... of course if they lose any more weight it would be wierd, but at the moment i think they look good @ 6:34 AM BST