Conversations about Famous People: Simon Cow tits

Thursday, April 21

Simon Cow tits

You know I had to post this. Simon Cowell attends Ryan Seacrest's star on the walk of fame ceremony. What's more insane, Ryan getting a star or Simon Cowell's lactating man boobs? Isnt Ryan only about thirty years old? I thought you had to have a complete impressive body of work behind you. Not so, apparently. Well, get ready because Distressed Jeans wants a star too! I want a pink one with diamond studs.

Simon, please wear a mansiere, a product created by Mr. Costanza on Seinfeld. I see a need for it. Unless Simon is cold or Randy tweaked his tits, there is no reason for man to have such pronounced nipples. It takes the attention away from Ryan on his special day!

28 Comments:

Anonymous said...: its called a BRO not mansiere. @ 5:56 AM BST
Bubbles said...: Here's the perfect Spring bra for men:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/coventry/features/stories/2004/05/moonwalk/man-150.jpg @ 6:14 AM BST
Manymehaha said...: Does he ever wear anything but those ridiculously tight shirts?

And two, what on earth has Seacrest done besides host AI? @ 8:01 AM BST
skyla said...: I know what has Ryan Seacrest done apart from be a boring, unfunny and bland presenter. For the UK Pop Idol we have these two hilarious blokes called Ant and Dec.
Forget Cowell's mantits, where is the common sense in giving that Botox addict his own star on the Hollywood walk of Fame. Surely those stars are tourist attractions and noone outside the US and those who watch American Idol in the UK are going to know who he is. @ 10:35 AM BST
Anonymous said...: Maybe everyone knew but me, but I was suprised to find out those stars are given out to those who pay for them. I suppose the person must have some sort of status in entertainment, but the stars pay for them. I thought they were awarded. Clearly the standards are not so high if Ryan Seacrest gets one. I guess I could get one after all. I have, in fact, attended movies, maybe that counts. @ 2:26 PM BST
Elizabeth said...: The funny thing is you DONT have to do anything to get a star on the sidewalk.....The stars "buy" them for themselves! That explains why he got one! @ 2:26 PM BST
swirlogirl said...: i know i was all distraught when i heard this star business until i was assured that they are indeed purchased and not earned. hollywood giving/getting awards for doing nothing again? go figure! @ 2:36 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Simon might have man boobs - but his arms look hot. There is something oddly sexy about him. @ 2:53 PM BST
skyla said...: The fact that he's mean and quick witted can be a bit of a turn especially if your not on the receiving side of things. @ 3:10 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Simon's tight T-shirts = yuck! He must think he looks completely hot in them--which is in itself a turnoff--because he always wears them. On another note, I've been wondering who it is that Randy Jackson is reminding me of. One close estimate is opera singer Leontyne Price, combined with a pre-Columbian mask or Easter Island head. But even that's not exactly it. Anyone? @ 5:01 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Anonymous, are you thinking of Jabba the Hut? @ 5:09 PM BST
swirlogirl said...: hahahaha anonymous! bantha fodder. @ 5:15 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Randy looks like the actress who played the mom on the TV show Good Times, Esther Rolle. @ 5:35 PM BST
Anonymous said...: The stars on the walk of fame are purchased, but not usually by the actor/siners/boring-host themselves. Usually it's their publicist that gets them nominated (they all have to be approved by the walk of fame board or committee) then the "artist's" supporters, (agent, publicist, film company or some rich guy with man-boobs) pay the actual money to get the thing on the sidewalk. @ 6:20 PM BST
fggdyyhjfjf said...: This post has been removed by a blog administrator. @ 6:22 PM BST
Anonymous said...: sorry, that should be singer's, not siners...didn't want you to think I'm a puritan who can't spell... @ 6:23 PM BST
CelebrityWhore said...: One of my favourite insults is to tell a man I'm jealous of them because they have bigger boobs then me (and i'm not flat chested at all!)..... i think this would work quite well on Simon! @ 6:51 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Simon's head looks two times the size it should be for his body. Is it the ego? He'd make a good bobble-head doll. @ 8:09 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Yes, fellow Anon, RJ does resemble Jabba the Hutt, though that insult is usually reserved for those who are still corpulent, and Randy has lost a lot of weight. We need a new insulting comparison to cover his stretched-out, veneer-toothed, mahogany visage. An un-handsome Geoffrey Holder? (I know I'm dating myself with that reference.) A friendlier Miles Davis? @ 8:22 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Look closely at the picture of Simon. Does anyone think he looks two-faced? @ 5:36 PM BST
Distressed Jeans said...: OMG! He totally does. Like the head behind him is coming from his neck. Too funny! @ 12:55 AM BST
Anonymous said...: He looks good in the picture. Get over yourselves, because I know that you all are so perfect in appearence that you have nothing better to do then look at this site. @ 2:00 PM BST
Andy said...: No good deed goes unpunished, even if it was from an innocent, "so it goes" @ 3:24 PM BST
Anonymous said...: Simon Cow Has a great body, with are with out, he is one fine looking MAN... @ 5:01 PM BST
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