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Tuesday, April 26

Madge in Boots!


Madonna has agreed to join the cast of the spin off movie, Puss in Boots.

She is insisting Puss wear a red string bracelet and wants her character called "Esther". She also would like her animated persona to wear a nuns habit and speak with a faux British accent. Madonna requests her character be shown drinking the new Kabbalah energy beverage and carry a Chanel bag.

Madge can't wait to get started on a new movie, her children keep complaining they don't want to watch Truth or Dare yet again!


15 Comments:

Anonymous icecrmqween said...
Her hands look older than those of my 101 year old grandmother. @ 11:18 PM GMT+1  
Blogger cicelyfairfield said...
if she pulled on those strings a little harder and flipped that furry visor down, she'd look really pretty. @ 1:17 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I think Madonna looks great and it's ridiculous to make fun of her for looking old. She is in her mid-40's, which is not old, but God forbid she looks a day over 35. If looked any younger she would have had too much plastic surgery and she'd be criticized for that! It is definitely appropriate to make fun of talentless, drugged-out kids like Tara, the Olsens and Jessica but leave Madonna alone, I think she rocks. @ 1:56 AM GMT+1  
Blogger Distressed Jeans said...
Madonna is in AMAZING physical shape. Im certain she has had a little nip and nuck here and there, but obviously she takes care of her body and most likely has a skin care specialist at her beck and call. Although I have heard that women who are too skinny dont age as well as those who have a bit of roundness to them. @ 2:14 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That wasn't really aimed at you, DJ, even though you posted her photo you weren't criticizing her looks or calling her old. @ 2:46 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
One thing that she will always be is UGLY. @ 3:11 AM GMT+1  
Blogger MrDarkSheep said...
it that old hag still claiming she hasn't had any plastic surgery?

her skin has been pulled tight so many times that that's not her mouth peaking out of her hood... it's her vagina... @ 6:11 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
HAG. @ 7:36 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
With her increasingly blinky eyes, her Botox filled face and her ugly, mannish hands, Esther's not lookin' so great these days. She hasn't been edgy or culturally relevant since 1992, and I wish she'd move to a distant planet so we'd never have to see her again. @ 8:00 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
she just sucks.

jax @ 2:40 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Is she auditioning for Fargo II? @ 5:40 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Madge in a remake of "Fargo"? @ 5:02 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anyone who has a personal doctor to administer HGH and went on tour with her can hardly be commended for aging well.

Gimme a break wake up people. @ 8:49 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anyone who has a personal doctor to administer HGH and went on tour with her can hardly be commended for aging well.

Gimme a break wake up people. @ 8:49 AM GMT+1  
Blogger MrsDarkSheep said...
DJ you're right about women aging with low bodyfat. Though her body is smoking, she'd look much better in the face with 10# extra. Someone on one of the boards wrote that there comes a certain point for women where they have to decide between their face or their ass. Madonna obviously loves her ass! It's a bit ridiculous because she's in such good shape that 10# would still leave her far from fat and it might make her face less hard looking. She doesn't need surgery...she needs spaghetti.

LC @ 2:11 PM GMT+1  
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