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Friday, April 8


Hoping to sell more Chick clothes, Nicky Hilton decided to Paris-ize herself and undress for the cameras, baring her super skinny body, tugging playfully at her bikini bottoms. But where does she hide the coke? There must be an inner pocket somewhere for hundred dollar bills and other accessories.

Why do we want to see the Hilton sisters half naked? I've gotta be honest, I don't want to see any Hilton skin. I hope we dont hear that Nicky has "accidentally" lost a private home video or her cell phone was "hacked". When asked why her sister was posing in a bathing suit, Paris replied, "Because we're hot. And rich. And really hot." Rich? Yes! Hot- er, ugh...no.

*this may have been airbrushed but not photoshopped. Its from a collection of Nicky photos where she is scantily clad and tan.


18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...
poor nicky.... she's the ashley simpson of the hilton family. @ 3:34 AM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hehe...I met Nicky today at Marshall Field's in Chicago. She was nice, but looked really bored signing autographs and taking pictures with rich teenyboppers. Her t-shirt and jeans line is a little boring. Didn't she graduate from FIT? It doesn't show, honestly. @ 4:40 AM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Nicky isn't hot? Um, speaking as a hetero guy...yeah she is, hon. @ 8:09 AM BST  
Blogger ayebeesea said...
Looks like Nicky and Britney have been sharing the same wig. :) @ 8:29 AM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
at least she has a waist! i don't get what's sexy about all of the straight-torso boy figures on most models & skinny celebrities, i think she looks better than most! @ 12:41 PM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I agree, great tummy! But, her legs are sooo skinny, and her head looks so small. Nice torso but that's about it. @ 1:39 PM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I actually think she's a lot cuter than Paris. Paris has that wierd wonky right eye and is so skinny I could snap her like a twig, not to mention that skanky bleached out hair. Nicky needs to quit with the orange tan, but other than that I think she looks pretty good. Shes definitly not as ugly as Ashlee "Jay Leno Chin" Simpson. @ 1:44 PM BST  
Blogger swirlogirl said...
this is very drrrty xtina of her @ 2:04 PM BST  
Anonymous CelebrityWhore said...
Wow Nicky does have a hot bod in that photo....but you're right, her head does look too small.....I wonder if some photochopping has occured here!
That's a pretty bikini but oh-my-god the bikini bottoms are miniscule! I hope those style of bottoms don't become all the rage..... poor beauticians will be run off their feet having to cater for the sudden surge of females requiring playboy waxes! @ 2:50 PM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That photo is soooo altered - you can especially tell on the left hand side of the screen where a waist line was invented for her. I've seen Nicky in a bikini, and she doesn't curve like that, she's rather straight up and down. Her knees are particularly horrid. @ 4:01 PM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
For those of you who happen to think she's "hot", please log on to www.goodplasticsurgery.com. You'll be silenced immediately. @ 4:07 PM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
hetero guy, I think you may have confused "skinny" and "naked" with "hot". kidding, kidding.

her small head bothers me. that's not photoshop, that's evolution. as the hilton's have needed to think less and less, their brains have shrunk and are now almost nonexistent.

I've always noticed her and her sis's small heads. @ 4:35 PM BST  
Anonymous neenles said...
butterface!!!!
blech that wig or extensions or whatever that thing is is nasty. @ 4:42 PM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hot? How about homely? Homely is more like it. @ 3:28 PM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Is that supposed to look cool? Who dressed her? Couldn't they find a bikiki top and bottom that matched? @ 5:49 PM BST  
Anonymous Jesse-James said...
Muppet in a wig. Just fuggin ugly! @ 6:37 PM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Nicky looks cute. her stomach looks great even if it might not be like that in real life. @ 1:57 AM BST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Nicky darling the top and bottom don't match......what is with that yellow brick road design on the bottoms near your hilton bit? @ 9:41 PM BST  
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