Paratrooper Wilmerama

Word has it that Lindsay was banging on Wilmers hotel room door in the middle of the night looking for some lip smacking action! After a night of vodka tonics, whiskey shots and dancing topless on bar stools, what else could answer the mighty cry of the loins? Hey, there is nothing wrong with a late night booty call with your ex when youre drunk and horny. Don't judge her because she is young and slutty!

Her attraction to Wilmer may have been promptly snuffed out if she happened to catch a glimpse of him wearing the olive green Members Only jacket created from parachute material circa 1989. Let's not overlook the layers of Army green shirts with the satiny jacket serving as the accessory to pull it all together. Thankfully we cannot see his mossy green thong! Take note of the pants, tie dyed cords, sweet. He must have been trying to make himself appear shorter (see Jessica "stumpy" Simpson) by folding his pants with the famous "french roll" ie. tapering and cuffing with one swift maneuver. Wilmer then highlighted his capri pants creation with a pair of camouflage patterned extra high high-top sneakers, adding a knit cap and what appears to be a chain in his pocket as the piece de resistance.

Perhaps the outfit was born out of a desire to audition for a military film or be involved in some kind of ambush? Was he going into hiding from Lindsay, hoping to blend in with the New York City greenery? Oh I know! It was that wacky Kabbalah devotee, Ashton Kutcher and that crazy Punk'd show. Must have something to do with that!

posted by Cindy @ 3:07 AM