Breaking up is hard to do...
I hate to spread rumors but I have a feeling the items in those Barnes and Noble bags are "Divorce for Dummies" and "Women Who Love Their Fathers and the Husbands Who Want to Date Models", a couple copies of "Jessica Simpson's Greatest Hits" cd plus a calendar with puppies and unicorns.
Jessica, you didnt get the Daisy Duke role by dressing in Nick's jeans and a pair of sloppy Uggs not to mention the plaid shirt which belongs on LeAnn Rimes along with some cowboy boots and a belt buckle as big as my head. Something is going on. Female intuition tells me that Jessica's private life has run amuck. I sense Jess and Nick, much like the Federlines, are sleeping apart and there is discord in the Simpson/Lachey home.
"Newlyweds" has finally come to an end-I mean, theres only so much you can do with Jessica's ignorance and Nick's eyerolling. It's time for Jess and Nick to go their separate ways in pursuit of ...whatever.
Can this have something to do with Joe lurking about, peeking through the windows, pushing contracts for reality television shows under the door? Have no fear, in one year from now Jessica and Ashlee will be starring in another reality show about two single girls in the big city, looking for love and fame. ((YAWN))
posted by Cindy @ 10:50 PM
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15 Comments:
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Taytee said...
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Maybe we should go easy on her, she might be branching out into commercial work - Like the next MRS. BRAWNY! Is the lumberjack look IN? Should I run out and get some quilted flannel??? @ 11:36 PM GMT
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Anonymous said...
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It must be unusual for her to leave the house and act like a normal person for awhile. Most people walking around look like that, dressed like slobs. For her it's probably a powerful feeling. @ 11:41 PM GMT
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Anonymous said...
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Yeah DJ, you should be like, more sensitive to the lives of celebrities... NOT!!
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Anonymous said...
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I bet her daddy wasn't too happy seeing his ATM dressed that way. Go Jessica! @ 11:55 PM GMT
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Gloss This said...
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Oh my. I think you nailed with the two girls seeking men and fame future reality show. Daddy Simpson is one creepy dude. *shudder* @ 12:42 AM GMT
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B said...
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Unless the show was about them being turbo sluts.
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Anonymous said...
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She looks retarded. What the fuck is she wearing? SHe looks square and much like a gnome. eeeek @ 2:12 AM GMT
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debutante_riot said...
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She looks very short in this photo! @ 2:41 AM GMT
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Anonymous said...
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Uhhh...is that actually *her ? I'm no fan or anything, but I don't really see it, although I'm trying...even the man-chin that she has doesn't seem the same in this pic. @ 2:43 AM GMT
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Anonymous said...
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Jeez, at least get some new uggs will ya. @ 2:54 AM GMT
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Anonymous said...
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Hey...Yo...Jessica. Stop dressin like Federline...less ya'all tryin ta git Britney b'tween dem cuchie cuch!@#%% Yo! :) @ 5:33 AM GMT
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Anonymous said...
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I think that is actually a pregnant pissed off Denise Richardson!! @ 3:27 PM GMT
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Anonymous said...
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yeah this doesnt look like jessica simpson to me at all. it actually looks a hell of a lot like REESE WITHERSPOON. @ 6:21 AM GMT
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Trish said...
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At first glance I thought it was Kirstie Alley. I was like, "You go girl! You've shed a few pounds!" Oops. @ 12:46 PM GMT
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Anonymous said...
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Nice to know that ankles like the Elephant Man are now in style for summer. @ 8:23 PM GMT
Post a Comment | << HomeIf I want to hear warm fuzzy things about famous people, I'll join their fan club. @ 11:44 PM GMT
I'd watch that. @ 1:33 AM GMT