Pick with caution

Aha! Another nose picker caught on film. This time, Diane Lane does what's called "The Thumb Pick" meaning- (noun). a modified nose pick disguised to look as if you are wiping your nose with your thumb when indeed you are inching your nail up your nostril. Discreet, but discernible from just an itch or rub.

People, if you are going out in public and you are a celeb- which, I assume many of you are, I strongly urge you to keep all digits from you face. Do not attempt to remove tripe or caviar from your teeth, no talking with your mouth full of liver on toast points and under no circumstances should you reach down your low riding Seven for All Humanity Jeans and adjust your Cosabella thong. Just don't. There will always be a paparazzi lurking about with a zoom lens, ready and eager to snap your picture and immortalize your bad behavior for all the world to view. Refer to Diane Lane and Nicky Hilton, both guilty of nasal clearance.

posted by Cindy @ 12:11 AM