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Tuesday, February 22

BREAKING NEWS


NICKY HILTON PICKS HER NOSE. The money shot. You know when she picks, 24 kt gold, crystal encrusted boogers come out.

I wonder how much this photo is fetching? And will it end up on the cover of People Magazine this week? I can't believe it. Nicky Hilton actually shops at Rite Aid? And are those photos under her arm fresh from Paris' cell phone? No need for reprints. We've got them on the internet. Printers are spitting copies out around the globe as we speak.


5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...
thats what happens when you snort your breakfast. @ 8:25 PM GMT  
Blogger Gothamimage said...
This came accross our "Dasboard" after w published. We'll be honest, we are not really familiar with many of these "famous" people. Nevertheless, maybe you could help us anyway.We want to publicize our Gangsta-zales rap. Who should We call to take a meeting>>? @ 11:46 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
WTF re the previous post.

Anyway, Distressed, hon, don't you remember that Rite Aid was one of the phone numbers listed in Paris' cell phone? Maybe the Hiltons own it.

RM @ 7:19 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"thats what happens when you snort your breakfast."

Soooo right on! Poor Nicky, she really is the ugly sister. Paris has pictures of herself with a hot chick looking sexy all over the net, and Nicky gets stuck with "nose picker" publicity. Wish they would both go away. @ 8:58 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hmm...I guess I've never seen a 'real' picture of that girl, but I thought from the cell phone pics that she looked like a member of some cock rock band with a mullet...maybe that was just the first picture. Anyway, I thought she was a guy for a sec...I'm assuming she must look better than what I was perceiving.. @ 12:08 AM GMT  
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