Sunday, January 30
This is Eva Oinkford. Remember, the winner of the Americas Next Top Model?
She is totally cute. But whats with her outfit? A crocheted afghan blanket poncho paired with the bottom of my prom dress from 1989? And green gloves? Oh honey.
You know I love individual style and the freedom to express ones self but orange and green? That makes me crave a tangerine and celery sticks. Faux satin? Think: bridesmaids gown.
Poncho and prom dress? Say it aint so, Eva. I personally know Donatella Versace. I was a muse for her long before I led that backpacking expedition through Nepal in 1996.
Let me make the introductions and get you something funky and cool to wear. I never want to see you on my website again unless you are sporting a gorgeous dress that doesnt involve a green bow and a bare stomach with a blue satin clutch bag.
Grab your vodkatinis. It's time to chat!
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