This is Eva Oinkford. Remember, the winner of the Americas Next Top Model?
She is totally cute. But whats with her outfit? A crocheted afghan blanket poncho paired with the bottom of my prom dress from 1989? And green gloves? Oh honey.
You know I love individual style and the freedom to express ones self but orange and green? That makes me crave a tangerine and celery sticks. Faux satin? Think: bridesmaids gown.
Poncho and prom dress? Say it aint so, Eva. I personally know Donatella Versace. I was a muse for her long before I led that backpacking expedition through Nepal in 1996.
Let me make the introductions and get you something funky and cool to wear. I never want to see you on my website again unless you are sporting a gorgeous dress that doesnt involve a green bow and a bare stomach with a blue satin clutch bag.
posted by Cindy @ 6:40 PM
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6 Comments:
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Anonymous said...
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I actually love the poncho. Great color....would look fabulous with a pair of distressed jeans and some coral earrings, and bangles. Looks truncated and non-flowing with the sea-foam green poufy crinkly dated skirt. YIKES. @ 10:55 PM GMT
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Anonymous said...
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That's a ponch-Oh,No! @ 3:38 AM GMT
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Anonymous said...
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OK - "I love the poncho". Right there, I knew something was wrong. Love and poncho do not belong in the same sentence, unless it is more like, "I love The Manolo, especially when he says things like 'The poncho is so over'". Much better.
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Anonymous said...
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She needs to stand under one of the ridiculous Gates in Central Park. She would at least be something good to look at. @ 6:38 PM GMT
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