How many cases of genital warts between the two of these people? Care to guess? Come on, its like guessing how many jelly beans are in a jar!

Other questions on my mind: Is the tongue on Paris' shirt really pointing to Pam's belly, sending us a subliminal message about bi-sexuality? Why does Pam look so dazed and haggard? And why does Paris always cock her head to one side? Its like her brain is too heavy to hold upright. Not that Im passing judgement or anything. Maybe she does have an unusually hefty noggin, its possible I suppose.

And Pam, I havent heard from you since that mini-dog took up residence in your bra and you took up with Stephen Dorff. Seems like youve given up distressedjeans in favor of hohilton. And thats short for hotelhilton, by the way. Not like, a ho. That would just be mean.

posted by Cindy @ 9:06 PM